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TAOGO @ Wal Mart – Stealing has never been so easy.

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TAOGO is short for – The Art Of Getting Over, and I just made it up, although I’m sure it’s been used(whatever). This article is going to cover a few little tricks we use at Wal-Mart pretty much every time we visit, and some other shit as always.

Side Note: I don’t condone buying from the man, in this case, Wally World, which has put numerous mom and pop stores out of business. On their behalf, they have also saved many illegal immigrants a TON of money.

Did you know? You can park a RV or car at Wally World and use it as sort of a rest stop?

It’s true, and if you happen to do so, this article may be very handy to you.

Let’s start with eating, because we all have to eat. In super WM and in some normal WM’s, there’s a little deli type of place, along side they have hot food. Well, at most super WM’s they also have a mcdonalds. If you’re lucky enough to have a McDonalds in your local Wal Mart, you can eat daily for free.

Here’s the deal: Go to the hot food joint next to the deli, and order whatever the hell you want. They will put it in a nice little Styrofoam plate type thing and mark it with a code, you don’t pay there. Now head over to the McDonalds, sit down, and eat your food. When you’re done, take the sticker they put on it, just in case. If anyone sweats you, you were using the sticker to pay so you didn’t have to carry the trash. There you go, a three course meal without a hassle, if you don’t have a McDonalds, there’s probably a nice little spot to relax and eat, a bench or whatever.

Now, on to getting over.

How to make $100 from Wal-Mart right away:

If you head over to the sports department and take a look at the fishing poles, you’ll notice that they all have stickers to ring up. Depending how hood your Wal-Mart is, they leave them above any plastic or any type of security. Now, grab a $150 dollar combo pole, and take a sticker from a $10 pole, remove and replace, but keep the sticker you took off. When you go to check out, look for the clerk who doesn’t know shit about fishing, there’s always one or two. Now, if you like to fish, you have the pole of your dreams, and you can do this daily – it never gets old. You will need to provide an ID card for the return without a receipt, but there’s a Wal-Mart on every corner now a days so just spread out. If you don’t fish, you can replace the sticker – use a bit of glue if you need to, and get a refund card. Groceries for the month for free. If you use one of the self check outs, it may look suspicious so try to look for the newb clerk.

Now, you have a full belly, a new fishing pole, or a gift card with $100-$140 on it.

Having a friend that worked for Wal Mart, I learned a few other tricks you may not know. It is a fact that if you literally steal less than five dollars worth of inventory from Wal Mart, THEY WILL NOT PRESS CHARGES, EVER. If you’re pretty enough, you can go back and forth and get whatever you’d like. I personally just open up anything I want while inside the store and eat it, or if it’s material, like say, BIC lighters, I just take it or put it in my girls’ purse. I haven’t been sweated for any of the above, and I have done this for years and years. BUT THERE’S MORE!

Through reading the comments below, you’ll find a few more ways to get over. Don’t be threatened by people claiming to be smart if they work for Wally World, they obviously aren’t. Wal Mart policy takes over 2 years to change NO MATTER what it is, so you’re fine, at worst, you’ll be kicked out of 1 of 10 stores in the city(oh no I have to drive a block further). Also, while I have been doing this for 5+ years, actually, before I was exchanging print cartridges for 40-50 credit, I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN ANY KIND OF TROUBLE, NOT EVEN SPOKEN TO.

I’ll be adding little Wal Mart updates as time goes by, if you have anything to add contact us or drop a comment. We’re always looking for street wise writers, and this is only the beginning.


Edit : June 22 2009 -

So many comments, so little time.

I have found a few new tricks, but it seems we are being watched by disgruntled Wallys, so for now, I am keeping them in beta testing for the sake of our loyal viewers.

UPDATE – Halloween 2009:

It is now the policy of Wal Mart to not arrest anyone who is:
a) Under the age of 18
b) A senior
c) Mentally handicapped in any way.
d) Not caught in THE ACT OF STEALING.

It is also the policy of Wal Mart to not arrest anyone who IS NOT:
a) Stealing any amount of product UNDER $10
b) Complying with their demand to be searched(a constitutional right right).

    DO NOT STOP WHEN ASKED TO – THE BEEPING IS A SCARE TACTIC, YOU HAVE SEEN AND WILL SEE MANY PEOPLE IGNORE THE GREETER, IF THERE ARE 5 LARGE GREETERS – YOU HAVE AN ISSUE AND NEED TO RETURN ANOTHER DAY.

THERE ARE NO MORE UNDER COVER LOSS PREVENTION OFFICERS AT 99% OF STORES, THE TACTIC HAS BEEN SEEN AS BAD FOR THE IMAGE OF WAL MART. AS MENTIONED BELOW, IF THEIR IS AN LP AGENT AT YOUR STORE – HE/SHE WILL NOT HAVE A CART, AND HE/SHE WILL BE ON A CELL/BLUETOOTH AS ORDERED BY ALL WAL MART HIGHER UPS.

“Crunch N’ Munch, you simply open up the top and ull see the popcorn consealed in the bag, u can either take electronics and hide it in the empty box and just buy the “popcorn” for a dollar, or if you are paranoid you can tape it shut and BAM u got as much free stuff as you can fit in that popcorn box.”Can’t believe no one has mentioned Tin foil, if you wrap small expensive items in foil the alarm wont go off. I wont say what we used but if your creative you can find small expensive things.”

“A shopping cart with nothing more than a shirt can obstruct the view of a camera, and it is mobile.”

“The box knife is a great invention.”
(As well as exacto blades “sold” for a dollar in the art dept.)

Keep a close eye on the post for more info, it will be updated and edited as time goes by. If you have an interest in Wal Mart, it would be a good idea to REREAD the post each month for changes.

Last but not least, a BIG THANK YOU to all of those who become or will in the future become involved in this discussion, there is no registration needed, only an open mind and sticky fingers. :)

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Chia


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415 comments

1 Anonymous { 07.14.08 at 9:58 am }

Once you have the 140$ gift card… go buy something worth as close to the amount that is on the card, nut make sure you ask for a ‘gift reciept’ before it is rung up. Once you buy the new item either take it to a different wal-mart in your town or wait an hour or so and return it using the gift receipt and you will receive CASH. Quick 140$ :)

2 Soum ynonA { 07.20.08 at 3:33 am }

Smart ppl like yourself deserve the rewards u get from the hard work u do

3 ChChChChia { 07.21.08 at 6:32 am }

“”This is why honest people ( including your families) pay higher prices. Get off your ass, and earn an honest living. You people are lazy pieces of trash that contribute to our country going down hill, and make me sick. The world would be a better place without scum like yourselves.”" – Wow, a bit upset are we? You know, Wal mart has taken many many familys, and yes, I mean taken as in DESTROYED. Does it say steal from local mom and pop stores? NO. Here’s the deal, I’m going to spend all of 3 seconds on you – that’s thinking and typing.

If you shop at Wally World with some kind of loyalty aside from necessity, I HOPE YOUR PRICES GET RAISED THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF YOU REDNECK RED MEAT COUCH POTATO.

You speak of jobs, you think you have some sort of higher moral ground on anyone? You think you’re the cream of America’s crop? You’re not. When the Rapture comes, you won’t even be a statistic because the numbers will be made up.

You ignorant fuck.
(pardon my language walmart employees)

4 ChChChChia { 07.21.08 at 6:36 am }

ALSO: If you buy an electronic, say, a cord, or something you can’t see or even can.

EXAMPLE: LAN CORD: Buy a 50 foot cord, if needed, or whatever is needed. Replace it with a 5 foot free cord that came with a modem etc. Take it back, seal it with a piece of tape like they do with items put back on the shelf, they will ask you “is there anything wrong with it?”. Yes, either you tell them it’s not as long as it seemed, if you think they will look. Or just say – it wasn’t the right cord. Boom, money back, cord applied to your roomate in the kitchens lappy because his wifi is on the fritz, lol.

Shove that in your daily mcmuffin chubbz.

5 ChChChChia { 07.21.08 at 6:36 am }

I wasted 10 seconds on you, and wrote another article for my friends who know wal mart is corrupt.

6 I am watching { 07.21.08 at 9:24 am }

Thank uou and all the other websites that deal with this topic. I work for Wal-Mart, my job is to catch people like you. Using your own site against you and you make my job so easy thanks again.

By the way dispite the popular belief we prosicute for every money amount WM big wigs say what ever they want, those of us in the stores are given the option to do what we want as far as that goes and that is backed up by policy.

Thanks again,
237 catches @ over $28,000 recovered in 7 months by me. You all are helping me to get better keep writing.

7 It's nothing new { 07.21.08 at 9:29 am }

Good man, I get angry when I see immigrants making out, they need to work more hours. haha

Good luck getting wal mart to change policy, by then I’ll be above doing what I do.

Try scam.com also – and if you found this on google, the site/writers is/are doing exactly what it/they should be doing.

8 28k in 7 months? { 07.21.08 at 9:30 am }

Panhandlers make more.

9 I am watching { 07.21.08 at 12:26 pm }

That is how much that was recovered. Mind you I got this idea only a few months ago, since then my catches have doubled thanks for reading it though.

10 Nony Maus { 07.21.08 at 6:08 pm }

I think he understood your comment, what he meant was – if you only saved 28 k – what are YOU worth?

11 mr. 5 finga discount { 07.26.08 at 6:18 pm }

if u take the sticker from the fishing pole out the store(150$pole)wont the alarm go off when u leave the store

12 I am Stealing { 07.27.08 at 6:46 pm }

I hope you gettin paid more than $28,000 for your valiant work… oh wait.. ur a Wal-Mart employee hahaz

13 I am Stealing { 07.27.08 at 6:48 pm }

I make more than you from the same company; I’m in there fewer hours; I ‘work’ on my own time; AND I’m not on payroll!

14 ChChChChia { 07.27.08 at 9:05 pm }

Mr5 finga – NO You take a sticker from a low cost pole bro, they will rub the thing off if it has a alarm activator on it(they’re wal mart employees).

15 ChChChChia { 07.27.08 at 9:05 pm }

HAHA – I am Stealing – Keep on keepin’ on.

16 APA WAL-MART { 08.02.08 at 7:25 pm }

Now I love it when people like you are dumn to talk about how you steal from Wal-Mart. Good idea I’ll keep that in mind when I walking my floor looking for you. Keep in mind you can be lucky all the time I need to be lucky once!!!!!!! Get ya next time.

APA

17 ROFL { 08.03.08 at 5:47 pm }

Even better, WalMart now sells these chairs which double as large containers. They are in the furniture department and are taped up just enough so that you can lift the lid and fill up the container. Put as much shit in there as you want and just go up and pay for the $19 chair. It already ways a ton, so a PSP or two and a $150 Firewire drive aren’t really too noticeable when a senile old lady rings it up…but hell, I say fill it to the top and the pink (,blue, green,…..) chair makes a nice birthday or Christmas present for your girlfriend!
Oh…..by the way…..suck it APA WAL-MART :)

18 NOOB { 08.06.08 at 4:52 pm }

I would love to hear more about the fishing pole hiest…….if i could have more information on it i would be so happy also……..How often do you people do it?

Damn it sounds like a new life just started lol

19 ROFL { 08.08.08 at 7:05 am }

The fishing pole thing isn’t a new method “NOOB”, many people have done it with other items in different stores, providing you can be sure the cashier will not know the exact price of the item on hand. I find this also works well with golf clubs as there are no really high priced fishing rods at my Walmart worth switching price tags for. Although I prolly steal from Walmart at LEAST once a week, this can vary between just getting a free meal to taking software or video games and such. Oh and a few good tips, go with a girlfriend/boyfriend, don’t wear clothing with rememberable phrases or logos, no sweatshirts unless appropriate weather, self-checkouts are your friends, people who check receipts on your way out are dumbasses….all you need is a bag and even if the alarm goes off they don’t give a shit, and also…about 90% of the cameras on the ceiling are fake…especially the ones in the food department of a Walmart Super Store. Lastly, my favorite thing to do if I need to open a box is take it to the clothing department, and starting rifling through a clothes rack while kneeling on the ground, just open the item up while concealed by the clothes and leave the box in there. There will be no possible way for cameras to see it :)

20 ChChChChia { 08.08.08 at 2:18 pm }

QUOTED “”The fishing pole thing isn’t a new method “NOOB”, many people have done it with other items in different stores, providing you can be sure the cashier will not know the exact price of the item on hand.”"

Oops, hey, give him a break he just learned it so yes, it’s new to him and MANY people who are reading this.

If they knew everything, they would not need to read anything right?

I too have learned, and I appreciate each and every one of you!

21 ChChChChia { 08.08.08 at 2:20 pm }

The fishing pole method is simple, take off the tags that show the actual prices, these won’t be needed. Take a white – scannable tag, from a low priced pole/reel combo, maybe $12.99 – put it on an expensive combo, say $129.00.

Take it to a retarded looking cashier, 3/4 are, and ring it out.

Now you have a $130 pole you can do what you want with from there.

Regards!
Ciaoooooooo

22 ROFL { 08.08.08 at 4:20 pm }

OH LOL…no I wasn’t calling him a noob, I was simply repeating his name above (”NOOB”) in order to direct my message at him (read the rest of my comment) in order to help him along with his uhm…err….career :D

23 im not really sure { 08.09.08 at 11:20 pm }

dude ur a model influence on the world using your brain to get the most out of life. unlike wal-mart employees…….

24 Steph { 08.19.08 at 10:30 pm }

You guys are my new role models
Thank You

25 Wally world sucks. { 08.24.08 at 5:39 pm }

To the guy who saved wal-mart $28,000.

How much do you make a year? Probley no where near that after taxes, so if you think about it wal-mart is stealing from your ass, and your helping them do it, lol!
Its people like you that keep wal-mart in business.

26 ChChChChia { 08.26.08 at 9:30 am }

New info August 26 – They have a display with OVERSIZED FLEECE THROWS – rolled in a ball and velcroed. Now, you can slip about 2 CHECK BOOK HOLDERS(the things they mail all your check books in to you) worth of stuff into it ORRRRR – you can unvelcro it and put pretty much anything, only that way it looks a bit bigger. Thanks everyone and thanks to this method I have 4 black printer carts / 4 photo / and 8 COLOR cartridges. HEHE doesn’t look like I’ll be needing ink or getting my hands dirty refilling anytime soon. CIAOOO BABAh!

27 Anonymous { 08.28.08 at 9:23 pm }

you guys are awesome, save me alot of work just telling me how you do it. Thanks to dumbasses like you I have a job and no matter what you think, people are trained to look inside all containers and boxes so thats a bad idea and all dollar amounts are prosecuted, so think twice cause you wont get away everytime
thanks also APA

28 Anonymous { 09.06.08 at 7:30 pm }

anybody here from around the elcampo walmart because i jackin that place left and right

29 Technically Impossible { 09.06.08 at 9:29 pm }

Security at wal-mart is a joke, as it is at many retailers.
Security cameras and usually guards, are there for show only.
Let’s see…how many cameras are in a walmart store? I really don’t know but let’s guess about 50-100 individual cameras.
Know of all those cameras how many are on? And of all those cameras, how many people are actually watching or better yet, recording? The staff it would take to monitor and record every second of every camera is incredible. You would need a White House security staff for that, and with 5 or more walmarts in a town these days, its impossible to watch everyone and everything every second. Same for security persons. It is Technically Impossible.

30 Technically Impossible { 09.06.08 at 9:35 pm }

Point being, if it wasn’t seen it didn’t happen. Not caught on tape, not seen by eyewitness, no crime. Doesn’t work for murder but this is shoplifting. No evidence no crime. Period and that will hold up in court, Wally lackeys. The chance of them being wrong is too great to risk busting you for 20$. Suspicion is not a just cause anymore Ladies and Gentlemen. Walmart doesn’t get sued because they settle out of court because they know they will lose when they apprehend someone who was innocent. So keep out of sight and you’re peachy keen.

31 Technically Impossible { 09.06.08 at 10:00 pm }

http://www.times-herald.com/local/Shoplifter-reportedly-hides-stolen-BB-gun-in-his-pants–514512

Little shoplifters caught. 2 things to learn from this article.
One: It’s not a crime unless someone saw you.
Two: It’s not shoplifting unless you leave the store without paying. Meaning you can shove anything you want in you jeans and walk around as long as you want, and unless you leave, its not shoplifting. Great thing about this country, you as a person, even a criminal, have more rights than any corporation will ever have. Also notice in the article, the police had to be called to apprehend the suspects. Important note, walmart and its employees are NOT government entities. Remember this if you get caught. They are not police and they cannot detain, question, or search you. That’s the governments job and that’s why they will call the police. If things get really bad for you, that’s your chance to get away. Or go back in the store and return everything you took if you get caught. It isn’t shoplifting until you leave without paying, that is you have to be out the door. If you think someone saw you, put it back and leave. If they stop you or call the police, let em. When the cops get there and you’re empty handed…Sue those bastards. Learn your rights and use them.
Even if that isn’t the way they are intended to be used…
If people want I can spell some out, otherwise I am done.

32 Anonymous { 09.08.08 at 4:28 am }

i steal from there all the time. superstore is super easy to. why work when you can live life takeing stuff from big bussiness’s lol

33 JD { 09.09.08 at 3:53 pm }

is there anyway to steal ipod nanos from wallmart?

34 Anon { 09.10.08 at 7:53 am }

Jtlyk, price tags don’t make detectors go off, only those plastic sensors on clothes and stuff make the detectors go off.

35 i hate wal mart { 09.10.08 at 9:08 am }

for the people who work at wal mart and care you guys suck dick, i too work at wal mart but i also steal

36 lj { 09.10.08 at 5:57 pm }

anybody know about stealing games from wal mart?

37 Anonymous { 09.13.08 at 10:32 pm }

I just wanted to give a message out to the man who saved wal mart 28 grand! Its actually a suggestion that you should get wal mart policy changed to this. I think you should make wal marts like a car dealers sales department. You walk in, go to a counter, and tell the people what you want and they can bring it to you and charge you there at the same time. Just a thought. OH WAIT, WHEN YOU BRING IT TO ME ILL JUST GRAB IT AND RUN! And by the way, you can train immigrants to search containers as much as you want, but they just are not going to, im sorry.

Ok, so as for wal mart security. Big things do not have tags on them due to the problems they cause deactivating it. Therefore. Huge flatpanel tvs are untagged, Rock Band is untagged. Big things like that. Very much fun. I will stop stealing from wal mart when their prices stop putting small businesses out of business. And when you dont feel like scum walking in there.

38 hm { 09.15.08 at 1:47 pm }

are there a lot of cameras in the makeup parts of WM?
how would you go about that.?

39 hm { 09.15.08 at 1:47 pm }

[i've never stolen a day in my life, but i'm at the point where IDGAF] ;]

40 Anonymous { 09.16.08 at 8:35 pm }

Thy shall not steal.

41 Bad Employee { 09.17.08 at 12:58 pm }

I worked at a Walmart over the summer doing stocking and some cashiering. I could usually tell who was stealing and who wasn’t…I just didn’t care. Same with people buying booze…as long as they looked 25 or older…I didnt card because once again, I didnt care.

42 ChChChChia { 09.17.08 at 6:45 pm }

Guys, you realize this is becoming one of the most comprehensive Wal Mart thievery discussions on the net!!? WELL DONE!!!

Haha, side note, Customer service is a fucking joke, if you actually have something that breaks, and can afford anything that looks even remotely like it – buy it – throw your old broken one in there and say, “WTF DID YOU GUYS SELL ME?”

Money back. Free goodies.

Keep it up, this discussion can save many hard THINKING people a few bucks, and give many HARD HEADED fools a hernia.

BTW, I’ve been REAL busy lately, but the fun doesn’t stop, I’ve been reading and loving every minute of it, not to mention doing my normal thing.

My new thing is, Iron on shirt transfers, I’ll get into it later :)

43 ChChChChia { 09.17.08 at 6:47 pm }

For Makeup – One of two things are easy to get away with.

Go to a grocery area and OPEN and toss the original case, make it look a bit used and grip it.

OR

Buy a box of water, and just dump whatever you want into the little slot, if they say anything in either case, “WTF that’s weird?”

Also, if it’s under $10-20, don’t even worry about it, at best you’ll get banned from a store, oh no, due to their greedy monopolizing there is another a block down the road.

KUTGW!

44 WTFWASITHINKING { 09.17.08 at 8:58 pm }

man I tried to boost a $20 DVD from the WM down the road. when I got stopped by their undercover security I tried to run. All I got was my ass kicked, 3 nights in jail and a letter saying I owe WM like$300.

45 Anonymous { 09.18.08 at 2:13 pm }

I use a different technique in stealing from wally world. I ACTUALLY TRIP THE ALARM FIRST and then i just wave to the employee standing next to the door. I have a tag already on me THAT WAS STOLEN hehe. When I leave if it is the same person they don’t even check me. They just wave me on and say your all set to go and im out the door on the sly.

46 Anon { 09.18.08 at 2:47 pm }

You guys that think the “sticker” or bar code sets off the alarms, dont be ridiculous! I’ve stolen frequently from wally-world for some time now, and not once have I bothered removing stickers. It’s the plastic tab security devices that set the alarms off, and mostly just CD’s and movies/games have those.

47 Anon { 09.18.08 at 2:52 pm }

Oh, and for make-up:

Wear a long heavy hoody, one that goes past your hands to some degree. Act like your grabbing something to get a better look, but let the first item slide down into the elbow area of the sleeve. (make sure your sleeve is hiding your hand through out the process) Then quickly grab another one, pretend to inspect it, and put it back. While casually inspecting the isle, place your hand into the front hoody pocket and let the item slide down into it. Viola!

48 Anonymous { 09.18.08 at 4:26 pm }

Maybe thats all that you steal is movies and games. They are on more items than you think. You have to know what your getting before you do this. Does the item have a sticker or not. Leave the sticker behind if the item your taking doesn’t have a sticker. If you wear a long hoody, glasses,dark hat, you know you will look more suspicious i think. Just look casual like everybody else and you will not look like a theif. I can usualy fit smaller items in my pockets or inner jacket when zippered. Just don’t over do it at once. There are other ways you know.

49 Who goes THERE! LOL { 09.18.08 at 8:06 pm }

My mom steals out the wazu from WM. Her favorite is Cd’s and the 5 dollar dvds lol. She has a shit load already in many years she has got away with this she is a pro but I can’t get the nerve to try that even though that stupid walmart Deserves it. Seeing how many times my local Walmart has gave me shit on returns with my reciept to just say not returning cause you return too much go to another walmart and I told the Manager off and said give me my money or I will call the COPS here to make you guys go by the policy. Then they would do as I saw lol. if I only I ever had a little hidden cam on me where they didn’t see it on all those visits they treated me in this manner I had a case for a multi Action suit but let it go so all I say is I don’t have the balls right now to steal I’d get caught in a sec and that walmart that dislikes my cause I tell them there Kob would love to have a reason to ban me from there store lol. So I say steal the mother fuckers dry they owe me pain and suffing stress lol so STEAL ALL THERE SHIT! If I knew ya’ll we could all join and rob them blind together LOL

50 Who goes THERE! LOL { 09.18.08 at 8:19 pm }

Sorry everyone I messed up in my last comment above this one so freaking much lol. Anyways what my Mom does is take Cd’s and Dvds goes to the jewelry with no Camera’s (like they work anyways just there to scare ya) she opens her big purse and says if a worker walks by she starts talking loud like well the hell did I put my damn caculater lol and so far it works they go on by thinking nothing while she had each movie and cd at a time as going to different spots in the food section, Clothes right by the dressing rooms and baby section or shoes sometimes she says. NEVER BY ELECTRONIC’S she tried that and said she almost got caught. lol. Anyways she always has her small sissors with her and slides the edge of one sharp blade down the edge of the cd or dvd and opens it up and peels the plastic security mostly BLACK or WHITE strip off behind the menu paper most don’t have this menu paper anyways and then check BEHIND the DVD and CD as well. Sometimes they will have them hidden within the CD case for those she just stores the cd it self in her big purse and leaves the CD or CVD case on a shelf or where ever lol. I advise not to keep the cases just to be safe thats what I’d do by the way and not chance a hidden security tag down deep in the case you don’t or won’t see. Same goes for GAMES thats on the Special racks you CAN pick up and not in the glass case forget that cause they will take those up front. I sound as I’m the bro I just know what my Mom and Wife has done and always say you two will be caught but under my breath I smile cause I know I make out with free gifts LOL. I just don’t have the balls to do this myself yet. Maybe one day!

51 Repent { 09.21.08 at 2:36 pm }

I can’t really blame you guys for having the desire to “get over” considering the economy today.

Wal-Mart is evil, sure, but don’t forget HUGE as well. The fact that this site is publicly open in Google is testament to the fact that the original poster has greatly underestimated the power of one of the world’s largest retailers.

Wal-Mart security and Loss prevention guys (ya know the ones that were commenting on here) know about this board. I know the local lost prevention guy that works for the Wal-Mart in my town and every little trick you’re posting here, is being viewed by wal-mart officials. Basically, you little thieves have conviently round your own selves up for the man you’re trying to steal from.

Need evidence? A few weeks ago I did the fishing rod thing, easy as pie. I tried it again today, not even 10 minutes ago and Wal-Mart new p0licy is:

“We don’t do returns on Fishing rods without receipts”

2 years to change policy my ass. I’ve worked in retail before, all it takes is word from central office “don’t do this, effective immediately” and those are simply the new rules.

You’ve shown them their weaknesses and now they’re doing their best to cover them up. I’m sure a couple hundred thousand people across the country saw this site and after a massive loss of “combo polls” Wally World figured out what was going on. I’m really just lucky, nay, blessed that I didn’t get arrested.

I really recommend that you guys don’t steal, IDC if it is just Wal-Mart and they’re making billions every three minutes. This little action has actually made it hard for the guy that honestly bought a pole, lost a receipt, and is now out 74 bucks just because a small percentage of the population wants to get over.

If you’re hurting for money, do what I did today which proved WAY more lucractive that snagging shy of a hundred bucks from walmart. Go around your neighborhood, cut 5 lawns for 45 bucks each. That’s $225 HONEST money. Way more than I’m sure any of us make working 9 hours at our jobs.

Think about it, I’ll find another neighborhood for the next 4 days, That’s 900 hard earned bucks which no one can take from me because I know that I earned it. 45 dollars isn’t even exspensive considering some people charge up to 75 and 100.

If I’ve made sense to any of you, I’ll leave you with this peice of advise which I got from Cowboy Bebop:

“humans were meant to sweat and and work hard to earn a living, those who try get rich quick schemes or simply try “getting over” all recieve devine retribution in the end.”

If your scull is still thick, and you’re looking for the easy way to get rich, then just keep this little network you’ve built, however; I recommend you rellocate to a private forum or something. It’s rare that drug dealers meet in town square.

52 Repent { 09.21.08 at 2:41 pm }

Oh! as for the pole I took? I returned it, told em I was sorry and kept moving. I’m out 8 bucks, but compare that to being in Jail with a 5000 dollar bail?

Use foresight my friends.

53 Anonymous { 09.22.08 at 2:02 pm }

You all should really get a life. I think that if you can’t find anything better to do than to steal from walmart and then brag about it on the internet than you must be a loser!!! i on the other hand work for what I have…Well that is probably because i made something of my life and actually have some sense. Grow up!!!! Find something else to do with your obviously useless life.

54 Anonymous { 09.22.08 at 4:22 pm }

MORONS JUST FUCKING MORONS

55 Kool Boy { 09.23.08 at 1:32 am }

I always steal from wal mart. I have 2 friends that work there and they both steal from there too. Its soooo easy and its FUN!

Last week I bought a home theater system for $150, yea a cheap one. I ripped it open, hooked it up, and just needed my 150 back after 2 days because i needed to pay my phonebill. So before i returned it for my cash (which i had a reciet, and they didnt ask for my drivers license) i took out 3 of the 5 speakers that came with it. VOILA! i GOT 3 FREE speakers, whcih two of went in my friends car because shes poor and she only had one speaker in her beater car. SO EASY, the dumbass opened the box looked at the front and just gave me my money. I thought at first he was going to say something but nope, he didnt.

Wal mart employees really dont give a shit if people steal from them. Im going to actually apply for a job there soon here because according to my friends you can steal alot more when you are an employee.

A good trick for dvd’s and things in hard cases is to put them im your bag/pocket/under your shirt and go to the bathroom and then rip em and cut em open with scissors. Ive done this with AT&T cell phones alot (RAZR’s) (The prepay ones). You take the phone and sell it then. But DONT steal the verizon phones, you cant activate them until scanned, but the ATT phones take SIM chips so just slide in your chip from your old phone and youre good to go!

-Kool Kid

56 Manager { 09.23.08 at 1:36 am }

FUCK WAL-MART! I am a GM at walmart and when we receive donations i always steal some of the donations. I really could care less about feeding some immigrant children that are going to die of foreign diseases anyways.

If youre going to donate money dont do it at walmart, donate to the red cross or to someplace that is finding cures for cancer, not some dumbass walmart that feeds the hungry little south african slaves.

57 Repent { 09.23.08 at 9:42 am }

oh….
wow

58 ChChChChia { 09.23.08 at 10:54 am }

HAHA – Love the aggressiveness! Here’s the thing. WHile some policy’s are being fixed, we are inventing new ones daily. AND while I cannot share EACH AND EVERY ONE at the very moment, believe me when I say, there will never be enough scouts to figure them all out and fix them. So, get tough wally world, and we will only get tougher.

59 ChChChChia { 09.23.08 at 10:54 am }

I would also like to say, I am not a criminal, I do not steal or attempt any of these ideas, I just say I do to look cool. I manage this blog, that is all. :(

60 ChChChChia { 09.23.08 at 10:55 am }

HAHAHAHAHH!!!!!

61 ChChChChia { 09.23.08 at 10:58 am }

Repent, you’re here daily, trying to tell people this is wrong. It’s obvious you work for Wal Mart or have some connection to some freak mission. Here’s the deal dude, when you take over, as a big business, which, you aren’t and you probably have shit for money, you will be taking over EVERYTHING. THAT INCLUDES THE PROBLEMS. Wal Mart is simply receiving a small thorn of KARMA in their huge ass smelly foot. I worked there too friend, I know exactly what you speak of, or I might actually believe you. Repent = REtard

62 Repent { 09.23.08 at 5:44 pm }

I don’t work for Wal-Mart. I’m just a teen fresh out of the military and out of work like a few millions other people in America right now. Able bodied and ready to work, in fact I’ll be joining the Marine Corps at the beginning of the year.

Listen, I made a little over 700 bucks in the pass 2 days with the simple lawn mowing experiment I proposed. If you honestly think that stealing from Wal-Mart is a better idea, I don’t even want to talk to you, you’re beyond my help.

You have to think like Pimpin’. What I did is called Hustlin.
not being a little bitch ass boy afraid of doing some honest work, but a man who does what he needs to do, legally. Grow up. You think you’re smart for coming up with these things? You’re not, it’s simple shit that goes in the formula for retail. You’re not Danny Ocean, you’re Petty Theives, and when you’re caught you’ll be treated like Petty theives. Only now your friends will treat you like dumb asses.

All the energy you put into coming up with all of this stuff ( god I hope it wasn’t much) should be refocused into something positive and actually lucrative.

63 Repent { 09.23.08 at 5:47 pm }

As for Wal-Mart, I do’nt give a damn about Wal-Mart

I just think it’s sad that you guys world go through the effort of pooling these ideas. It’s kid’s stuff.

In fact, if you were plotting to rob a casino or something i’d just sit back and shut up, at least there’s money in that and some REAL life or death type danger. You’d still be dumb asses for having it open as a public forum.

Not Wal-Mart, might as well steal gum

64 Wise words { 09.24.08 at 4:59 am }

For a “teen” who knows all about Danny Ocean. Get real.

65 ChChChChia { 09.24.08 at 5:16 am }

Repent, here’s the thing – if you don’t like what you’re hearing, there’s a VERY SIMPLE resolution, GO AWAY.

If you care to debate, let’s do it.

First of all, you’re not a teen, in fact, I’m willing to bet you aren’t even in your 20’s, you’re probably more like 40ish, I’m guessing this based on bitterness.

You seem very bitter, why, I have no clue, maybe some guy who steals from walmart stole your girlfriend, whatever, I don’t care WHY. I care WHERE, and where you are is my place, which happens to be in a virtual world called the internet.

This is the reason you can keep playing your holier than thou game and expect anyone to believe you, when in all actuality, you are a washed up etard.

Enough with the personal attacks, forgive me, on to intelligent thoughts on what you are up to.

You seem to think that you can sway someone into calming down, or make someone feel bad, it’s very easy for me to click delete, but people like you make up an important part of every online community, you are in the group one might call “haters”.

You hate to see others get stuff for free, when you cannot do the same. Most of these people do hold regular jobs, if they’re anything like me, they do much more than just that.

However, you are sad because you can see what is developing, and you hate it. You see a chance for more people to get free stuff, while you fucked up, and cannot ever attempt to get anything again because you either A)exhausted your get out of jail frees or B) Just don’t have the balls, in either case, I’m sorry for you, but honestly:

Take it somewhere else, nobody gives a shit about your speeches, aside from me and I’m simply replying because I’m bored, if anything you make people want to prove you wrong.

Good luck with your military career(I bet you fought in vietnam, and that was your main interview point, trying to explain why you would be good at security).

Either way, if you post anything that goes off subject again, It will be deleted and you WILL be banned.

You’ve made your point, now stick to the hows/whats/whens regarding getting over on wal mart.

Thanks,
ADMIN

66 ChChChChia { 09.24.08 at 5:17 am }

Also, if you think it’s sad people are pooling ideas, how sad is it that you would waste your time trying to scare people?

Think it over.

67 bkdude { 09.24.08 at 9:52 pm }

my friend tried stealing 3 12 + 1 xbox live cards from wally world, and he tried testing them at my house, but they didn’t work.

he’s gonna try to scan them through the cash register and hit “cancel” and see if that works. If it dosen’t, he’s gonna have to figure something else out.

Simply stealing xbox live cards from wally world does not work. They need to be activated. :p

68 bkdude { 09.24.08 at 9:52 pm }

i meant to say “he’s gonna try to scan through the self-checkout” lol.

69 Repent { 09.25.08 at 12:18 am }

http://www.myspace.com/antidoteinthesnow <— that’s me. Not a fourty year old priest or has been, or wash up, one of your peers telling you that you are being stupid. Even if I was, haven’t you ever heard respect your elders?

I’m just graduating High School and trying to get my own shit together for the rest of my life. I grew up in a hard place man, I’ve had to steal stuff before, but only things I needed. So don’t talk to me about having balls, guts or courage, I know more in the art of surviving than you know about “getting over”

I mean come on man you sound so silly. What reason do I have to hate on your little games? Get free stuff, I don’t give a fuck, I’m proud of you. I don’t WANT the free shit some shoplifter picked up at walmart. In twenty years, when you and I look at each other and how we got to the point that we’re at, even if it’s the exact same point, I will still be richer than you, because nothing replaces

Pride.

Not a damn thing. But you won’t have it. No one is going to admire you for your get rich quick bullshit, and you may not know it now but it’s going to eat you up inside. I’m sure your father is proud of that. I’m sure your offspring will be peices of shit like you.

and why do I keep coming back here? Listen, I’m not Jesus Christ and I don’t expect to sway your oppinions, I’m not here to save your souls, hell I can’t even show you the errors of your ways.

You KNOW the error of your ways, I’m just the little voice inside of you that you expend so much energy muffling, the little voice that’s telling you not to do it, the one that tells you it’s stupid. The one that’s begging you to think about your future. You’re stealing from Wal-Mart now because they’re an evil corporation, what’s next? Banks because there are too many of them?

Besides, I like a good healthy debate, this site has just become part of my internet routine.

70 Anonymous { 09.25.08 at 1:37 am }

if you scan the cards but the transaction is canceled. it WILL NOT work, the transaction must be completed, and the payment must be recieved in order for them to work.

Fuck, i used to work at WM, biggest shit pile ever, stole so much shit, got Ipods, Games, everything, whatever.
I quit. im going to try the fishing pole technique.
I did the same thing at several stores only switched the 300$ jean pants tag with a 15$ one.
got some nice jeans..

71 Anonymous { 09.25.08 at 1:38 am }

Repent, I think I see what your problem is….you’re…you’re black

72 ChChChChia { 09.25.08 at 6:59 am }

Repent – I’ll deal with you in a second:

Tag switching will ALWAYS work, at many many stores if you have game. If you have ENOUGH game you can return them for card/credit and sometimes even returns. I got 5 Juicy Couture FUR coats from a large retail – orig. $550.00 – all sold for over $200 each, one went for $400 to Tokyo.

I guess I should write a new post on strictly COME UP maneuvers, not just at Wal Mart – but I’ve been so damn busy with design and trying to stay productive.

On to you Repent….

73 ChChChChia { 09.25.08 at 7:12 am }

Repent(lol at you’re you’re… black):

I’m not racist, I have nothing against anyone, unless they are just plain shit, which is a part of ALL races.

BUT, and this is a HUGE BUT,

YOU are not even close to one of my fucking peers kid.

Learn to work, your daily web routine involves the shogun? That’s fine man, you are articulate, I’ll give you that, but you know what? The fact that you got caught once, does not mean you should give up and go whining to others giving the whole holier than thou routine.

I bet when you were caught, you are the type to find GOD immediately, and if there was someone to snitch on, you’d do it.

You aren’t a peer to anyone in my league even, possibly random freshmen in your high school, who, only admire you because you aren’t afraid to talk about how to deal with acne, or having a small penis, whatever.

You have no idea what any of these people are up to brother man, to all who have the time to read this, and a minor case of ADD instead of a major case(like me), I DO NOT JUDGE YOU FOR ANYTHING, SHIT, I DON’T CLAIM TO BE YOUR PEER, I JUST WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY, SHARE TECHNIQUES IF YOU WANT, OR JUST LEARN A COUPLE.

Repent, I have this to offer you:

If you weren’t wasting your time, trying to teach people to be stand up, get in line, type citizenbots, you might be using that brain to make yourself worthwhile.

Shit, with your skill in expression, I’d like you to create articles here, but you’re too much of a pussy to write about anything anyone NEEDS, because you were stopped once, or whatever happened.

This world is a game, play it or be played, but don’t walk into the arcade and try to tell everyone what they’re doing wrong, understand?

If you walk in and just say “hey, you all suck”, you might get beat.

KEEP IT ON TOPIC – WAL MART COME UPS

If you want to write about other topics, iSHOGUN is looking for good writers(and other professions)!!! Come be a part of something, soon we will be pushing forward, with force.

74 ChChChChia { 09.25.08 at 7:14 am }

Something to remember all:

One: It’s not a crime unless someone saw you.
Two: It’s not shoplifting unless you leave the store without paying. Meaning you can shove anything you want in you jeans and walk around as long as you want, and unless you leave, its not shoplifting.(Thanks Tech. Impossible)

75 Anonymous { 09.25.08 at 11:33 am }

So I want some guitar Hero for my ps3.
I was thinking go in, purchase guitar hero and maybe a few small items. leave the store, put the guitar hero in my car
re-enter the store.. look around for a few minutes, casually grab another guitar hero and head for the exit, with my original receipt.
If anyone asks what i was doing. i was looking for my mom cause she has they keys to the car and its locked..
sounds like a plan?

76 ChChChChia { 09.25.08 at 11:36 am }

Depending on location, you shouldn’t have any problems. Add the original bag element, and be like – “dude I just got this, I saw a friend entering in the other exit and tried to find him.” – Good luck.

77 Anonymous { 09.25.08 at 11:38 am }

Yeah my Small town WM is super ghetto, I used to work there too so I know who’s who.
I don’t think I’ll have any problems.
I’ll let you know how it goes.

78 ChChChChia { 09.25.08 at 11:38 am }

Also, will the GH just be sitting out, you know, just do it the right way if you’re gonna do it. Also, I don’t condone this, and I don’t have the BALLS to do what you people do, I’m a big wuss and am guilty of NOTHING. :P You just do whatever you think is safe – tee hee.

79 ChChChChia { 09.25.08 at 11:38 am }

Right on, once again – good luck :)

80 Anonymous { 09.25.08 at 11:43 am }

GH is laying out on the shelves, dozens of the things. Free for the taking hha

81 stewie griffen { 09.27.08 at 6:12 pm }

Free laptops from wallyworld…see i live in a small ass town…so one afternoon they had these big displays of HP laptops not in the case…my mind started working….i put one in my cart and my girl put one in her cart….she checked out paying 1200$ on my credit card…meanwhile i was waiting by the plant section exit with my laptop in my cart pretending to shop….as she left the store with the paid laptop she handed the reciept to my friend who ran it in to me..i exited …the alarm went off and i showed the old man my reciept….next day return laptop back on credit card…there u go FREE LAPTOP

82 Repent { 09.28.08 at 10:14 am }

Well, perhaps if we were across tables at a Steak and Shake, but this is clearly your battlefield. The animal gets what the animal needs.

And thank you, I do enjoy writing

83 M'kay { 09.28.08 at 1:49 pm }

Wow…

I know it’s a little off-topic, but I’m loving this little “debate.”

Repent and ChChChChia, you’re both very opinionated and you both express yourselves very well. You both make for an amazing argument!

I would read one statement, base an opinion off that statement -”"well, that makes sense”- and then I would read the rebuttal, and get turned around again! You both make very good points.

So…. I side with no one! ^_^

Safest route.

ANYways….

84 M'kay { 09.28.08 at 1:57 pm }

Also, to Anonymous’ rebuttal toward comment 48, I do the sweatshirt thing (no sunglasses and hat, etc.) and I don’t find that I’m anymore suspicious than the next person. For me, and for many others, jeans and sweatshirt is a casual every-day outfit.

85 Technically Impossible { 09.28.08 at 9:03 pm }

So got a big score this weekend, not going to believe this ( i didn’t when i walked out of there) , but i got a 19 inch computer monitor out of there. Yea, serious as they come. Made my friggin day.

86 Kool Boy { 09.29.08 at 11:29 pm }

OK, I left comment #46. Id like to say that NEVER buy ANYTHING at wal-mart on a stolen credit card. My friend and I found a card on the steps outside our mall and used it at walmart and their cameras cought me plain as day doing this. Now since i was a dumbass and bought a prepaid cellphone for my ungreatful friend, i am fucked. The cops showed me tapes and so i just fessed up. Now im facing theft charges and i am 17 years old, bad thing is, when i was 13 years old i got into trouble for stealing phones and shit from cars, got 50 hours comm. service and 1 yr probation. So what do u guys think is going to happen? Do you think theyll take me to juvi at all or put me back on probation or what? My moms pissed but she says i wont go to jail cuz im still a minor and im not on probation, but the thing is my record isnt exponged till im 18 this november. so what do you all think will happen?

and please i like this forum, no smart ass remarks, i know what i did was wrong, but please just dont tell me im stupid or im a bad person because i feel bad enough right now. just tell me what you think will happen with me. and i know ill get a couple dickwads saying “your going straight to jail”.

-Kool Kid

87 Anonymous { 09.30.08 at 11:44 am }

I doubt you’ll go to jail.
They might make you repay the amount, give you community service…You won’t go to jail.

88 ChChChChia { 09.30.08 at 4:16 pm }

Make sure you’re honest with the judge. You WILL NOT GO TO JAIL unless you make up a bunch of shit and go in looking like a punk. Dress nice and be honest, you’ll be fine and you WILL get community service and POSSIBLY probation for 6 months. Let us know how it goes, good luck.

89 ChChChChia { 09.30.08 at 4:27 pm }

Now I know why your name is Technically impossible – 19″ = I’d be driving away shaking with excitement like – huhuaaaateehhee!

One thing I still get is a little bit of a rush, it is starting to diminish though I guess that’s why I am always so calm and never really get caught.

EVEN THOUGH I HAVE A BLONDE SKUNK STRIPE PARTIAL MOHAWK. HAHA!

I’ve been doing fine also, I will post some new methods VERY SOON.

90 i dont care for names { 09.30.08 at 8:01 pm }

at my local wal mart they keep inexpensive rifle scopes hanging on the shelf, not secured behind the counter like the higher end ones.
usually about twice a day i can go in there, load about 7 scopes in my basket (in the baby seat part) and walk around the store cutting the plastic beeper out of the package. now i have a large market of people i know that go hunting so i can sell these scopes for about 35-70 dollars a piece all day long and get good untaxed cash. that is 490-980 dollars a day, and wal mart just keeps restocking the same shelves..

91 Kool Boy { 09.30.08 at 8:33 pm }

hey thanks alot for the info u guys. im still stressed about this, but i think ill be ok. i just hope i dont go to juvi, theres NO WALMARTS near the juvi i dont think and that’d suck bigtime. I really hope i dont get put on probation and just have to do community service. u think if i tell the detetctive that questioned me to make a deal of no probation theyd go for that? i know of a dealer in the same township and i know she ALWAYS has weed and bud on her along with a couple thousand dollars. think if i tell em that ill give em a major drug bust and they actually do arrest the girl that ill get no probation? i know this isnt a murder case, but even tho im 17 u think i can still make deals like that?

92 Technically Impossible { 10.01.08 at 2:58 pm }

If you tell the cops about a drug dealer, that looks very suspicious for you. Why would you know a drug dealer? You open up a whole range of problems there. And also, police don’t have to honor any deals they make with you, your thinking of a prosecution deal, which your crime isn’t bad enough for a prosecutor to even care about. Don’t make a deal with any police organizations and don’t say anymore than you have to.
Accusing someone else of a crime which they have no way of knowing is true or not would only make things worse. If they asked you to rat out someone it may be different, but even then, the police do not legally have to honor any deals. Make sure you’re lawyer is present if they offer making a deal.

93 BAD IDEA { 10.01.08 at 4:35 pm }

Yeah that is a VERY VERY bad idea. DO NOT SNITCH EVER, IT WILL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE – EVEN COPS HATE SNITCHES!

94 livebetter { 10.02.08 at 5:12 am }

If you’ll get clothe and other things from Wal Mart that has only paper price tags or bar code, is it will ring on a detector when you go out?

95 Static { 10.02.08 at 8:06 am }

I have a question. What are the devices that deactivate the plastic tags made of? I’m guessing a magnet of some sort, but information on this is hard to come by.

Now for my input, taking food is easy because there are no tags on them. Taking clothes is easy because alarms can just be torn off. But now, it’s on to electronics. Once I learn how these alarms work, I’ll post back with information on how to deactivate the triggers.

96 Shawn { 10.02.08 at 4:55 pm }

Shit son all you gotta do is find an empty register like where someone left, run it over their deactivater.

97 Shawn { 10.02.08 at 5:04 pm }

Also, does anyone know what else i could do the fishing rod-price tag switch on?
like i want something maybe a bit less suspicious.. most 16 year olds will not go out and buy a 150$ rod..
Need something smaller…more appropriate.. ?

98 Technically Impossible { 10.02.08 at 9:55 pm }

Generally speaking, employees of retailers don’t care who you are, what you’re buying or why. They probably wont even care if you steal. They just want to get their 8 hours and go home. They hate it as much as you do.
The alarm tags are the plastic tags. A paper barcode isn’t going to set anything off, so you can take a few days of groceries out and never have to worry about it.
The tags have to be demagnetized, walmart uses an Acoustic-magnetic system. The alarm posts send a signal, and kinda like sonar, listen for an echo from the tag. 3 ways to stop it are:
1. Prevent the signal from reaching the tag. Metal works, but who carries around enough metal to stop radio frequencies?
I have heard tin foil works, but I’m not keen on trying that.
2. Demagnetize the tag. They do it at the register, but the device has to be on, and it can miss them sometimes. Carrying around your own demagnetizer isn’t viable. They need juice, and there aren’t any pocket ones you can just carry around that aren’t made for screwdrivers.
3. Remove the tag. Most are inside the merchandise, sometimes outside, but either way this is the easiest method.

99 i dont care for names { 10.02.08 at 11:21 pm }

also, for anyone curious enough to try this, the electronic beepers with the wire that wraps around the package of electronics, such as xbox 360s dont go off when you walk through the door. at least the one that i just walked out with didnt go off. just make sure you live close enough by that you can run home within about 3 minutes. DO NOT park your car in the parking lot and get in. i know some dumb shit girl who went to jail stealing a laptop and they ran her license plate numbers. so again, just walk out the door with the xbox 360 and run home. it works.. now i can trade it for drugs.

p.s. to get the wire off (i have heard that cutting the wire makes the beeper go off) just grab the plastic part on the back that the wire runs through (not the part with the flashing light on it) and pull hard. its flimsy plastic — it breaks..

100 Daniel (ADHD) { 10.03.08 at 1:08 pm }

All i can say is wow….first off why are not any of you hassling the guys in New York that eat out of trash cans….is it because you didn’t think of it, or that you just feel that it is “Just not right”, or that it is just easier for you to get a great job and buy a meal at a five star restaurant, What ever the case may be, you can tell people what is right and what is wrong, but either way……How can you be sure your way is right? THINK ABOUT IT!!!!! :-) ADHD

101 Technically Impossible { 10.03.08 at 8:14 pm }

I’m pretty sure the tags ” i don’t care for names” mentioned are RF tags. I know my walmart doesn’t use them, because I have walked through with them still on before, but some stores do. Better safe than sorry I suppose.

Right and wrong are human terms people attach to actions, and sometimes objects or entities. Right and wrong are terms the society puts on something. If 95% are unemployed and dirt poor, right and wrong hold different meanings for them than they would for a rich healthy person.
If you are alone on an island, right and wrong don’t hold any meaning at all. Stealing from a multibillion dollar corporation (no matter what their business practices) is a hell of a lot different than stealing from some other person. I wouldn’t “hassle” old homeless guys, for one they have nothing to steal THAT”S WHY THEY ARE HOMELESS, and two i am not out to make anyone’s life less miserable than it has to be. Why don’t I rob banks or knock off a 7-11? That’s just plain dangerous for everyone. But you can ask the same thing of any crime.
Everyone has their own definitions of right and wrong, but in the end they are just words you associate to actions depending on the situation. Just look through a history book and you’ll see it up and down the centuries. Like “red” or “green ” have no meaning to a blind person, right and wrong depend on the context and the society or people using them. Right and wrong are BS concepts that change on whims. Sorry to get off topic.
Happy Hunting.

102 anonymous { 12.01.08 at 11:32 pm }

dear technically impossible or anyone that can help,
awhile back i was charged with shoplifting from target.i was gonna take a game, and a cd.i however had a bad feeling and went into the bathroom to ditch the merchandise.an employer had been following me and took me into the back room and called the police.i was trying to return the items,but was caught with them in my possesion.could i have been mischarged?please respond asap.

103 Devin { 12.03.08 at 8:35 pm }

Hello, Could you just not take your items, run them through the self checkout, (covering the barcodes, so it doesn’t scan) and that would demagnetize the tags, so the alarm wont go off at the front. I was thinking, you could remove the tags, but if you want to be extra sure, you could just sit it on the self checkout, get what I mean? Anyone know if this would work?

104 Ace getaway driver { 12.05.08 at 4:09 pm }

1.Fuck wal-mart my mother worked there as a pharmacy tech they laid her off because she took to many sick day she has chrons disease she is basicly dieing so anyone who steals has my blessing.
2.an exciting story of how i got about 400 bucks in free shit. at one point my local wal-mart was under construction and working late hours i would show up 3 am one day i went by the garden section the outside one and to my surprise the door was open. now the section is gated by there are gaps above and below big enough to throw things over or slide things under. I could not resist for a bout a week straight i did this until they started locking the garden center once again.

105 bob the builder { 12.05.08 at 10:44 pm }

ok so um yeah about the whole alarm activator things. the things that set off the alarms. yeah take those at night go over to the hunting area where noone works at night. and slide them on the gray mat.. there is noone working there.. and thats the mat they use to deactivate the stuff… i havent tried it yet but i want to

106 Awesome { 12.28.08 at 10:38 am }

Wow this is an extensive ass article when you consider the comments. lol

107 Network Solutions { 01.11.09 at 8:16 pm }

Cheers.

108 Yeah, like Che Guevera and shit, man... { 01.11.09 at 9:06 pm }

Seriously, dudes, like fuck the corporations and shit, man. Wal-Mart is an evil empire and you’re all clones if you shop there and shit, dudes. Steal from them, ’cause like, the $140 bucks you steal means way more than just like, dick in the billions of dollars they make every year.

Your rebellion goes unnoticed for a reason.

109 Adlf { 01.11.09 at 10:00 pm }

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I AM AN ASSHOLE, BUT STILL

110 crusin the WM { 03.08.09 at 5:10 pm }

LOLOLOL. This site is just killing me. I will be back to catch up. I jack Wally and Targe’t freq. I love to use the ladies room. Just take your stuff in there w/the little scissors and it’s yours. I have a large purse and leave stuff in the car to have more room in my bag.

I plan to try some of these return action. I like the put the item in the car and go back with the receipt. Voila! I like that gift card purchase into gift receipt for cash plan. Gravey! Can’t wait for that free deli dinner in the Micky D’s.

I agree that the WM clerks are so downtrodden they mostly do not care. Once in a while you get a lone ranger. I once wheeled out my granndaughter’s gianormous $30 b-day cake. The clerk stopped me, looked at my receipt for the few (maybe $10) items I did buy and said “hope the party is fu”! Shit…sure was as I thought she’d bust me.

I did get caught ate the self check the other day after I “forgot” to scan my $13 extra0soft butt tissue package. An earnest young immigrant offered to ring it up so we did. I had more than $13 in the aforementioned purse at the time.

Another one I like is to wear your yucko slippers, shoes or other close to the store and try on some new ones. Snip the tag and off you go in the new ones. TaDa.

KUTGW y’all.

Having fun in TX.

111 WM Insider { 03.23.09 at 1:04 am }

I work at a SuperCenter and occasionally steal from there as well as have friends who steal. I would recommend getting at least a friend who works there if not work there if you really want to get good stuff. What I’m really looking for in this site is to find out what other associates do in order to get free merchandise. Personally, I’ve taken over $2,000. 5,000+ with “customer” help. btw, i fucking hate APA’s. it’s almost too hilarious talking to them like friends while I have merch in my back pocket.

Idk, most associates who work at my store are sticklers about policy and stealing, so I have to maintain an image of innocence…

But yeah, if you know someone who works there, there are ways to ring up things for cheap using certain methods on the register that will be unnoticed or over-looked when going over over the records.

I’m only a salesfloor associate but I tried them, and got reassurance from an “understanding” CSM that the methods were reasonably legit (in that the Cash office wouldn’t think anything was weird when looking at the records later on when adding money.)

and for current employees reading this, it’s not the “Price Override” shit that DOES pop up “red” in the records.

idk, i’m really drunk and high but i’d thought I ramble a bit before I go to sleep. GOODNIGHT unloyal walmart customers! :)

112 WM Insider { 03.23.09 at 1:10 am }

oh and wtf at regular associates not getting bonuses like the Store Managers? $14,000 Bonus for doing nothing but walking around with your phone with the fakest “I appreciate the help you give the customer” smile.

113 ANONYMOUS { 05.25.09 at 12:26 pm }

Stores like Costco have their video games just lying on rack rack last week I went in with my parents and was like ” Mom, is it ok if I go look around” or something like that i went to the video game section got 2 copies of UFC 2009 and a Tropic Thunder DVD and went to an empty aisle ( which is very rare at Costco) and shoved it in my waistband a few moments later I went to the washroom and sat down and opened the packages and guess what……………………… NO SECURITY TAGS WHATSOEVER so I went back and found my mom and she finished up we left the store and i got FREE MERCHANDISE I ended up keeping the movie and 1 game and am selling the other game for $50 WOOT WOOT!!!

114 apa and lovin it { 06.19.09 at 5:39 am }

I happened to see this site and look around a bit. What I saw made me mad, sad for the human race, and laugh out loud. I work as an apa for walmart and I’m gunna clear a few things up for u idiots.
One: to the guys saying we can’t detain u… ur dead wrong my friend. We hand cuff idiots like u 10+ times a day. If u fight u get cuffed and if u hurt me or my partners ill kick ur ass and have no problems cus u attacked me first.
Two: yes the cameras work u dumb fools, and out of the 8 agent we got working at one given time we have 3 on cams. If u go to a corner we got those spots covered and the people working the floor back off. If u think u spotted a guy think again, we switch our people up so u don’t see the same face following u.
Three: we sure as shit will take u for plopping shit into ur girls purse and will take her out too. What an awesome bf u r for making her an accessory to ur stupidity, then again she is dating u so she’s already an idiot.
Four: we do take people for something as petty as a candy bar, hell I stopped a lady for a sewing needle, stealing Is stealing.
Five: we get paid a damn well for what we do
Six: I had no job a few months back and was almost living in my car, walmart gave me a job and paid a decent rate. Thank god for companies like them and ur an idiot to think we get paid shit or that we only hire illegals
Seven: maybe if ur mother was any sort of a decent woman she would have taught u how to be a man and work for ur shit instead of stealing like a lazy bum. Guess ur mother didn’t love u enough to teach u mutual respect, or maybe she was too fucked up on drugs and liquor to give a dam about teaching u anything.
Eight: one day u will get caught u snobby little piss-ant and I hope u throw a punch so the agents can fuck u up and send u to jail

115 apa and lovin it { 06.19.09 at 5:54 am }

One more thing, to those of u saying “hand the reciept to someone elese” or “bring an empty shopping bag” or my favorite ‘tell them u got it somewhere else’ we don’t stop u unless we saw u pick the item up from our shelves so if u do get stopped we know damn well what u did and no bullshit excuse is gunna get u out of it. And the fines u get are about 500 bucks plus jail time for repeats and goes on ur record think about that before u pocket ur shit.

116 apa and lovin it { 06.19.09 at 5:56 am }

And its not legally stealing idiot (in regards to this title” even price switching like the fishing pole idea is still illegal and we do prosecute for that

117 matt ho beans { 06.20.09 at 10:24 pm }

for all the ppl that wana steal video games,
k all u need is a re-usable shopping bag, and u need to find a walmart with a garden
k what u need to do is go to electronics, and simply ask an employee to unlock the glass case and get the game ( or console, if you’re pro :P ) and u say “oh can i pay for this at the front, since i need to pick up a few other items”. they should let you out of electronics with your item. now put it in your bag, to conceal so it doesn’t looks suspicious. then walk to the garden, and if you’re being watched, pretend to browse the plants until you are not being watched, then you can simply walk out the garden exit, since there usually are no sensors. i would recommend that you check if there are any sensors at the garden before trying this. if you feel nervous, get a friend to stand outside the garden, and pass him/her the games that u got through the bars. if you cant find a walmart with a garden, then i have another method. this method requires a pair of scissors, as well as the re-usable shopping bags. so like the first method, you ask the employee to get the game from the case, and you ask to pay at the front since you need a few more items. they should let you out of electronics, then your next stop is the clothing section. take a few random shirts, and request to use a change room. while inside the room, open the game, and put all wrappers in the shopping bag. then there should be a security tag inside the case, usually placed behind the instruction book. simply cut it in half, to break the circuit. you can either put the pieces back in the case, since it wont work anyways, or stick them on the inside of the clothes ( i recommend putting the pieces on the clothes ). then you can go to checkout, and buy a pack of gum, or something small, and walk out with your game(s).
i hope i helped :D

118 apa and lovin it { 06.20.09 at 11:30 pm }

To the guy with the garden exit and bag idea, I stopped 2 people this week alone doing that. Not to mention the ones my partners caught. Ya… good advice dude… we watch those game shelves like hawks anyone walking away from there with anything is watched. But hey, u wanna do it go for it. But bringing empty bags and tools makes it a felony. Enjoy ur jail time, don’t bend over…

119 matt ho beans { 06.21.09 at 12:10 am }

k technically u dont need scissors but u can use them since it makes it a hell of a lot easier. and empty bags…… dude im talking about the eco green bags or whatever those are called. your allowed to bring those, and yea i kno u cant bring empty plastic bags unless your returning. and all u walmart employees that are commenting on this talk like your going to catch us evry single time. i havent got caught, and i got 8 games and 3 controllers like that. so i dont see why you guys think you’re “hawks” and u guys shouldnt think your all hot shit either, cuz 95% of u guys dont even care if we take a 40$ game anyways, and 4% are retarded, and they wont even notice if you took a goddamn 50 inch plasma tv. and if your here to hate, then get the fuck off. if your not gona be an asshole, and ur gona post methods, then good. but rite now, it looks like ur hating. so get the fuck out, apa and loving it

120 apa and lovin it { 06.21.09 at 12:27 am }

Ill do as I please my love. People like u keep me in a job

121 apa and lovin it { 06.21.09 at 12:34 am }

But ur right I do hate a bit, because freeloaders like u make me think this world is just full of pieces of shit human beings. I do what I do because I love to ruin ur day, it sucks when u get caught and have to go through the bull shit and knowing I caused ur plan to get fucked up puts a big ass smile on my face

122 matt ho beans { 06.21.09 at 12:40 am }

no
people like me understand that there is no difference between right and wrong
people like me have the balls to take what we want, and it doesnt hurt to take it from a corrupted company, so anyways
we take what we want without paying our earnings for hours of hard work, and what we’re taking is fucking shit compared to the millions of dollars that walmart makes evry day. so basically, we’re just people that understand how we can take what we want, which is a billionth of a sliver of what walmart makes
so honestly, who gives a shit if we’re taking 40-80$, when the 12 customers you have at checkout just payed 480-600$ . you guys are still getting 400$ at LEAST
so stop bitching about how we’re doing the wrong thing, when we’re actually just taking control and doing what we want to do, and doing it how we want it to be done

123 matt ho beans { 06.21.09 at 12:46 am }

and what i meant by earnings is, yea we have jobs too. so dont think we’re just a bunch of drunk-ass hobos that steal to survive. we’re pretty much on the same page as you, except im not working for a company full of corrupted assholes that “love to ruin our day”

124 apa and lovin it { 06.21.09 at 1:45 am }

I must admit ur post made me smile and laugh. I in no way think u are a bunch of drunk hobos. In fact if u were stealing to survive I would understand and be very sympathetic but the fact is u r selfish. And as I said before u people have no sense of right and wrong and do what u wish, so why not just go murder rape and molest… I mean come on what’s the difference right? And I’m still smiling cus I know my mommy loved me enough to teach me respect and honor and right from wrong. Laws are there for a reason but hey, do what u want. I’m not the one whose mother should be ashamed

125 matt ho beans { 06.21.09 at 2:05 am }

k why are u talking about mothers that should be ashamed?? does that really have anything to do with the topic? dumbass
and second of all, ok sure, maybe we are selfish. so what? and about the murder rape and molest thing… the difference is stealing is cheating dumbass corrupted corporate bastards out of their merchandise. murder rape and molest can be life sentences, bud. stealing CAN be, if your trying to rob a shitload of banks. but we’re talking a 40$ video game, to a fucking murder?? dude, its 40$ out of walmarts 700 billion$ , so u just need to chill. walmart exploits their customers anyways, so its already paid for basically. they cheat their customers out of way more $ then we would steal. so honestly, i think, and so do many others, that walmart is the one thats selfish.

126 apa and lovin it { 06.21.09 at 2:18 am }

How does walmart cheat people out of money? It gives many people jobs in a shitty economic time, and provides cheaper merchandise for people who need to stretch their dollar. Yes I agree that 40 bucks doesn’t make a dif for them… its the fact that 100+ people per day per store are taking about 40-200 bucks. That’s 4,000-20,000 a loss per day per store. Do the math. A company cannot survive with that happening and cannot offer the cheap prices that the people need right now. I’m not saying walmart is the greatest company but it offers jobs and prices we need. And the mother thing makes sense if u actually paid attention to what I was saying… a mother raises their child to be a good person, a man like u isn’t so great of a person and therefore either didn’t do a good job or is just ashamed of u. Anyway my point is ur not seeing the big picture of what ur doing and what ur teaching others to do. Being a woman myself id want my child to know how to respect the economy and respect the rules of this country.

127 matt ho beans { 06.21.09 at 2:27 am }

yea but lookit how much $ they make a day
1 in evry 12 ppl shoplift, on average.
20000 x 12 = 240000$ a day is what walmart loses
but 240000 x 11 = 2640000$ a day is what walmart makes, that includes shoplifters. 2.6 million$ a day….. thats only one store too. imagine that x about 100000 stores spread across north america. possibly even more. so are you saying that 2.6 million$ a day PER STORE is bad? i dont think so. and thats why i do what i do.

128 apa and lovin it { 06.21.09 at 2:33 am }

I really don’t think ur understanding. Its still a buisness… all buisnesses are in it to make money even mom and pop stores. The more they loose the more they raise prices. I understand where ur comming from but u are not really seeing the big picture and I’m starting to see ur one of those “corps are bad blah blah blah” and not someone that realizes how bad we need those companies. Good luck to u. For me its just a game. Cat and mouse, hunter and pray, bad vs good. Ill see u out there hun

129 matt ho beans { 06.21.09 at 2:34 am }

yea ur rite
life is a game
play or be played
i’d rather play
but thats just me

130 matt ho beans { 06.21.09 at 2:35 am }

oh nvm not ” just me ”
its also all the other ppl here that wana play life
so i mean “thats just us” :P

131 apa and lovin it { 06.21.09 at 2:47 am }

Ya well I choose to live life by jumping out of plains when I need a rush not breaking the law.

132 matt ho beans { 06.21.09 at 2:51 am }

its not the rush i want
its the merch

133 chickie { 06.21.09 at 4:34 am }

okay guys, this isn’t the place to argue about the goods and evils of the world.
plains is spelled PLANES by the way… a PLAIN is a field of grass… so if you want to jump out of grass… well… good luck.

how does walmart steal from us?
before i became an avid wm shoplifter, i had never been more frustrated with a store before in my life.
Products that lasted only days, not accepting returns because the box was open? jesus… i HAD to open it didn’t i?
The price is cheap because the stuff is cheap, i steal from wm and shop at target thanks.
If you get caught, DITCH THOSE SCISSORS! Or you’ll get theft plus tools.
Movies are my favorite, slice through the security tape and pop the disk out, put the box back.

i haven’t stolen from wm in over a year though… but i do know they turn the cameras off after 11 (friend works there) but that’s different at all stores.

134 To the apa { 06.21.09 at 1:30 pm }

You really need a promotion, you are a sad and lonely individual and I thank people like you for the xbox and many odds and ends I need around the house. Thanks wal-mart(and all of you!!)

135 apa and lovin it { 06.21.09 at 2:12 pm }

O I forgot to mention since u think ur not hurting anyone by doing what ur doing ill let u know u are hurting someone. When our store makes plan (ie we don’t get our shit jacked) we get a bonus, not just me but everyone in the store. 100+ for each associate. When u steal u are taking our bonuses away. Taking money out of the pockets of everyday people just trying to put food on the table. So when u sit there thinking ur not hurting anyone ur wrong. Ur stealing from the amployees and families of those employees. Yes I know walmart makes a lot but u steal a lot too and if one too many of u steal a bit too much we get stiffed. The employees work hard for their money and ur helping take that away. Whatever u feel about corperations is fine by me but ur not just stiffing the company

136 matt ho beans { 06.21.09 at 4:01 pm }

to chickie,
walmart steals from us because of the exact reasons you mentioned. its because the shit they sell is cheap, and once u open it, no exchanges/refunds. i bought an airsoft pistol quite some time ago, since u cant steal those cuz theyr behind glass. so i buy the pistol, i take it home, shoot a couple bb’s and the piece of shit broke. the trigger stopped working, and it jammed evry time i tryed to load that motherfucker. i told them it was defected, since it broke on its own. they told me that i would have to buy a new one. they just fucked me out of 50$ the guy behind me in line had the same problem with an airsoft shotgun. the trigger broke and it kept jamming. he got fucked out of 80$. and wouldnt they expect a thief to bring it back, unopened?they should kno that if u opened it and exchanged it, that u didnt steal it? cuz if u did steal it, and it broke, u would just go steal another one. walmart has a system to fuck their customers with the exchanges. the only reasons walmart still has customers is cuz they sell practically evrything, and for really cheap prices. so all the customers get tricked into thinking “oh the prices are so goddamn low… yea im shopping here” what they dont realize is that the quality of the items is so goddamn low too.

FUCK WALMART

137 matt ho beans { 06.21.09 at 4:22 pm }

oh guys and another method,
k u dont need anything for this. just get a game like i said, by asking them to pay at front checkout cuz u need to pick up other stuff, and they should let u out of electronics. then make your way to hunting. there is usually nobody at the cashiers, so u can just slide the game over the deactivators, and voila. a deactivated game. then go to checkout, and tell them u paid at electronics. buy a pack of gum and your gone. you could also just exit from the garden, which is probably easier, but the checkout looks less suspicious if you’re being watched. its really up to u wich exit u want.

138 Tit's Mcgee { 06.21.09 at 6:02 pm }

Personally I don’t steal. I really don’t give a shit it others do.
I do know this about out local walmart. Every single camera works, but no one watches. Walmart will not call the police, unless they actually catch the perp.

All the empty packaging left around the store, ends up in the trash can.

139 pothead { 06.25.09 at 9:23 am }

fuck walmart,there good cause they provide jobs?NO,how many other family stores have had to close cause walmart buys straight from the suppliers.the low cost yet high price of walmart

140 17 year 0ld shoplifter { 06.26.09 at 7:22 pm }

I like to shoplift from wallmart its easy. i also just stole a book from Fred myers. its easy to steal.
ive been doing it since 2 months ago now.
heres a list of what ive got out of places.
3-5 necklaces – walmart
numerous sharpies and pens – various stores
rock band beanie – best buy
guitar strings – walmart
deoderant – walmart
a book – fred myers
deck of cards – Fred myers
koolaid/ crystal light packs – walmart
a pocket knife – ace
energy drinks – walmart
and candy. – safeway
ipod nano case. walmart
a booklight/laserpointer – walmart
next im gonna be going for more expensive stuff.

141 Just some guy with a realistic post. { 06.26.09 at 11:10 pm }

Wal-Mart is a horrid company when you take into consideration what the “cost” of having “low” prices really is. Google it if you care.

And yes, stealing is wrong, but meh, whatever. So long as you know the risks and benefits do what you want. As long as your not stealing cars your sentence will be a life lesson. I stole a lot from them too, got caught (lame I know) and now (after a $13,000 spree elsewhere, caught with no evidence) I stopped.

But like I said, whatever. Just take this advice: think it through, don’t rush, plan. Don’t do it to people, only large corporations. Lastly if you have a family, unless you’re staving, don’t do it.

142 3054LIFE { 06.27.09 at 1:48 am }

dudes, stealing from walmart is like second nature to me, I take something everytime I go, in fact, I stole some of those new Trojan Ecstasy Condems tonite just by grabbing the box walking over to the mens clothing area and pretended I was lookn at pants, while I casually ruffled through the pants I opened the box and shouved them n my pocket! haha sly as a fox

143 DGAF Nikka { 06.28.09 at 11:58 am }

First of all, if you get caught, they can detain you, they are a merchant and can legally put you under citizens arrest (i know because i ran and they just chased me down and tackled me haha).
Second, if you want to look unsuspicious, grab a female or male, grab a shopping cart and throw random shit in your cart while jacking other shit, i highly doubt they are going to follow you around while you shop with your gf. Then just leave the cart at the front and roll out.
3rd, if you open a oackage in a store, you can also be charged even if you dont leave the store with the product (got caught for this also).

I highly suggest shoplifting at nighttime hours, or very early on weekends. Most employees really dgaf if you are stealing or not.
BE FAST. The more you walk around, or the longer you are in a store, the higher chances you will get caught. They are watching you from a security room, if you are in and out within 2 minutes, they wont even know wtf is going on…..

144 Grab a GF { 06.28.09 at 12:02 pm }

I ONLY ONLY ONLY rack with my gf and with a cart. Never go with 2 guys, or more, either solo or with a chick or two and always look like you have money.

145 Grab a GF { 06.28.09 at 12:04 pm }

To the “17 yr old shoplifter” you are the type who will get rolled. You need to read this whole book of a discussion before you ever dig again. Words of wisdom.

146 Grab a GF { 06.28.09 at 12:10 pm }

Also, props on this non regulated discussion – I LOVE IT! Free speech forever!

147 3054LIFE { 06.29.09 at 12:18 am }

Ever since I saw the comment from someone above, Ive been wanting to know is it really true that if you jus walk out of walmart without removing the regular barcode, will the alarm go off?? and also Ive been wanting to go in the bathroom and open all the things that I want to steal, wouldnt that be the easiest way to steal items from walmart??

148 Pro { 07.07.09 at 2:23 am }

yea thats as easy as it gets, use your body to angle yourself so the cameras cant see you, try the gardening section, theres barely any cameras there, but barcodes WILL NOT set off alarms, it usualy come only in packages and boxes of stuff with some value, it can be a small patch, so dont stress if they dont have anywhere to put tha patch and if it prolly has one then jus go to the batchroom and walk out with w/e u want, i rlly want to get like a playstation or something rlly nice tht would be SWEET, im deff gonna try that fishing pole or Golf club tomorrow!!! haha

149 jimbo { 07.08.09 at 2:55 am }

i jacked planet earth and some other games…..haha FUCK WALMART AND FUCK APA AND LOVING IT i know people who work at walmart your making shit for a living im glad im ridding you of your bonuses see some people go somewhere in life even if they fucking steal as a teenager i pity you so much by the time im your age ill be at a real job making triple if not more im not saying i dont respect the working man, but working for a corp. like walmart…. your going to hell

150 Post Script { 07.11.09 at 12:00 am }

I would recommend two things, “the early bird gets the worm” and “less is more”. Go early and keep it simple, keep it fast. Something as simple a sweat pants with elastic bottoms and sticking with small merchandise, anyone can pull those off at 5AM without looking suspect not to mention even if you take something you don’t necessarily want you can always return it.

151 Anonymous { 07.19.09 at 9:38 pm }

um, i don’t steal and don’t plan to but.. to those who do, just a q, aren’t you at least scared of 1 admitting you’re stealing on this site and 2 of what will happen if you DO get caught? i mean, there were some pretty drastic i-got-caught stories in this thread… i know i’d like, die lol… again not trying to snag at anyone…

152 Garden Center Employee { 07.19.09 at 11:37 pm }

I work at wal-mart also, as a cashier, and i could care less if someone is stealing. The bonuses don’t go towards normal cashiers I believe. I’m also a Garden Center employee, so if you’re stealing in there, you’re doing a nice job, as I rarely see it, and when I do, I most likely don’t make a scene.

I’ve taken a few things from Wal-Mart but nothing big. The most, probably a $50 dollar product. I’ve been in need of a TV lately, and I was thinking about attempting that, but I most likely will not, as much as I’d like to.

There are times when people are definantly taking stuff to the garden center after paying in front, and going out of the garden exit with more stuff. I’m almost sure of that.

Anyway, I’ve read this entire thread, and the reason’s for both sides of the arguement have been great. I’ve read this thread for more than an hour im assumuing. Good points mostly everyone.

153 APGay { 07.24.09 at 10:47 pm }

To all the loyal APA’s … think about how many Mom & Pop stores lose business, and close down due to these chains. How do you think these people eat and pay bills? They don’t! They’re out on their asses because of WM. WM also has low wages in exchange for low prices. You think some kid making $7 an hour cares about theft? I wouldn’t lift a finger to prevent theft making that money…

154 Yvonne { 07.25.09 at 4:05 am }

I have a question for Wal-Mart employees or knowledgeable persons only.

I, on a frequent basis, steal external hard drives from Wal-Mart. I have never been caught. I have probably stolen in excess of… 2000 in hard drives from various wal-marts. I never do the same gig twice at a store. I take the hard drives, put them in my cart. I then transfer them to a rubbermaid container elsewhere. I go to the garden center and take them where there are no cameras. I then stash the boxes and any spiders (circular anti shoplifting alarms) elsewhere, sometimes under the racks the plants are on. I am very casual and quick. My girlfriend comes with me and I put them in her purse, we leave, end of story. If they are small and I want them in box, I slip them under the fence in the garden center and pick them up later.

**** Is there a chance that they would check the parking lot cameras for my license plate? Or check the boxes (were they to ever find any) for my finger prints? ****

I’ll be checking back for replies.

Thanks in advance.

155 The best one { 07.26.09 at 8:38 pm }

HERE IS THE BEST METHOD FOR ME!
U need 3 people, 1 girl and 2 guys.
have one of the guys be behind the store
get a cart and fill it with alot of random shit and make sure noone sees you go twards the back with the cart. push the fire alarm doors and quick give the cart to the guy in back and have him run as fast as shit away from the back of the store. when a store person comes just tell them (oh my gf pushed me and i fell onto the door im sorry.) and they should be like alright.
this has worked for me at multiple stores. then u can just buy a pack of gum or watever, meet ur guy with the cart out front, and load the shit into ur car and drive away!

156 p-elly { 07.27.09 at 1:11 am }

fuck wal-mart places like that has completely fucked America over and over they pay shitty and there security system is shit if u steal something from there u walk out and the alarm goes off RUN whos going to catch you the old ass greater

-FUCK WAL MART

157 haha { 07.29.09 at 2:59 am }

Mannn What i do is if i cant take off any of the alarms or shit out in the open, like jewelry, i stick it in my bag, or pocket, go to the b-room and take it out the case and shit! wa-la! and walk on, or put it on.

and a good gig for TVs, this DOES work.
have 1-2 people with, have one person buy a tv or whatever expensive thing you want and pay for it.
give it to another person and have them get the same object, leave the cart someone like near the bathrooms and have another person pick it up, pay for! theyve already been given the reciept so theyre good to go.
maybe a day later take the TV you dont want back. free tv. whoo hoo
and make up and small stuff is so easy to steal!

WARNING:
the cameras DO work, someone IS watching them, and they ROTATE. so be careful. best place is the food center. dont go places that are empty! thats stupid, go wheres theres TONS of people, they wont spot u out in a crowd of random people.
and the people around you either dont care, dont notice, or wont speak up.
and BE QUICK. dont dilly daddle.

158 haha { 07.29.09 at 3:01 am }

and oh yeah, if a alarm goes off, DO NOT STOP.
and it really is kinda best to do things out in the open, less supscious.

159 Soowoop(410) { 07.30.09 at 1:12 pm }

Yo, this site is the shit. And for yall security motherfuckers.. you just washed up cops or ex millitary.. try puttin hands on me.
the 2 bag trick is always kush. go in with your homey, like you dont know each other and shit. one of yall buy some electronic shit legit. and get an extra bag. walk back to meet your boy and he can fill up his back with the loot. =) and walk out at the same time. when that shit goes off… the one with the legit shit stays and talks to the door kat. (SWISH) If you got a sharp key, or small blade, take that joint in. Grip some fucking dvds or whatever, and slice that part where the finger opening is. take it to a remote part, or like the car part where the oil is. put that joing on the shelf, put your hand under and pop up, slide out. might get a few minor scratches, but you get that shit after a while. then close the case, put the discs in your boxers. (wear boxer briefs.) the case dont look open. you got some sweaty ass discs.. but that shit wipes off. feel me. And every wm has a blind spot. scope that shit out. I got a mad flawless tech but im not tryin to get that shit heated. that shit works no doubt. but anywayz.. fuck walmart. and you niggaz stop bitching about us stealin shit.. we the reason you niggaz got jobs. fucking fake as 5-0. brrrrat

160 junebugg13 { 07.31.09 at 12:13 pm }

just wanted to let the dumbasses who say that wal-mart employees are “trained” to look inside each container and crap is a really stupid person.
i am a scrapbooker and i hate walmart with a passion the only reason i ever go there is to rip them off. so, one time i bouught a cheap 99cent coloring book and stuffed it full of those expensive martha stewert scrapbooking pages/stickers and went to check out. ha! she rung it up and threw it in a bag…so your theory that walmart employees are anything but oldpeople, highschool dropouts, or illegals is busted.

161 Mr. Smith { 08.01.09 at 3:27 pm }

HAHAHA this is great. I don’t have time to write a big post, but I will. I’m not prostealing or proantistealing. I’m with the 96.7% of you that really just don’t care. It’s not ‘wrong’ or ‘corrupt’. It’s more like, “life is a puzzle”. And ’stealing’ is a puzzle piece. How can you make it fit? But like I said, I don’t really care. I’ve never stolen, but I don’t care if other people do. Walmart is stupid; especially the ’security’. I was stopped once for doing ’shoplifting’. But I wasn’t. I’m a cop’s son and I know the law and was like what the hell do you think you’re doing? On what basis do you have to check my PERSONAL belongings? They can’t. They say that to scare you.

162 Mr. Smith { 08.01.09 at 5:26 pm }

Oh and as far as the ’stealing isn’t stealing if you just walk around with stuff in your pockets while you’re in the store’. That’s only half right. It depends on your state, your county and/or your city. It can be considered shoplifting but I highly doubt it would. BUT, even if you are still in the store, they can charge you with INTENT of stealing. Although good luck proving ‘intent’. You could just say ‘I forgot I had that’ or something (reasonable, a psp box in your jacket…probably wont fly) but if you had something small, there is really no way to prove intent.

163 To Harddrive Guy { 08.03.09 at 10:20 pm }

Yeah, they probably are watching you and looking for your license plate. They are going to notice when a lot of those hard drives are missing and check security tapes. Most Wal-marts share info too so better to stop. They will wait till it’s a felony.

164 Anon { 08.04.09 at 5:59 am }

Honestly? If you guys think that you are righting the world by stealing from Wal-mart, you are deluding yourself. What you really are doing is trying to justify stealing from Wally World by claiming that the Mom-and-Pop shops are out of business. So what? It’s people who made Wal-mart what it is and if you want to change it, shop somewhere else. If Wal-mart falls, another chain will grow large enough and take it’s place. That excuse is just something to make common thieves feel better about themselves.

165 Stealing Games { 08.05.09 at 2:10 am }

For games and dvd’s take 2 copies, put one copy in your pants or what have you, and hold the other copy. Go into the bathroom holding the one copy. Go into a stall rip open the box, and take the CD or DVD or Game. Now put the disk down your pants or in a big pocket. leave the box in the stall, behind the toilet. Take out the copy you left in you pants and walk out of the bathroom. Put it back on the shelves and just walk out of there. BAM! this is THE EASIEST way to steal any kind of cd, and you dont have the bulky case around. And no hastle with the sensor bar. Just put your cds in a cd case. My cousin and i do this ALL THE TIME. Easy a PIE!

166 Stealing Games { 08.05.09 at 2:44 am }

Oh and if you had a friend who works for Wally, and he was on register, couldnt he just de-activate whatever you want, making it look like you were buying it?

167 ChChChChia { 08.05.09 at 6:41 am }

Welcome friend! If you have a friend at the reggy, which I now do. The whole game is different, so we don’t get into much of that around here.

To all the good citizens of Wallyworld, keep on keepin on!

I really think we are making a difference believe it or not.

Today’s daily addition is an addon from a previous comment about the scrapbooking, etc.

EXAMPLE: You want photo paper and some business cards, but only have $4, and don’t want to get in trouble.

Take one of the $3.50 return address stickers(who uses these?), and either empty it or keep them(if you do), this is a very simple task because you’re buying photo paper and business cards. Simply replace the address stickers with your photo paper($15) and the 2 sided nice cards ($7) and spend the $4, and Wallyworld still makes a profit so the APAs who really care can’t cry!

Take it easy out there boys and girls, well, haste makes waste, so be calm and collective, we are all doing the right thing.

B B

168 ChChChChia { 08.05.09 at 6:47 am }

ALSO: A small tip without exposing too much at the moment. A small exacto blade comes in handy for many things, in fact, having one on my keychain has probably saves me in the tens of thousands.

You can always just go to the art center and open one up.

BE CAREFUL, THEY’RE SHARP!
(No I Don’t mean Wal Mart employees… ha ha!)

169 KomyKozzie { 08.11.09 at 12:28 am }

When stealing games, always remember that its far easier to steal a computer game then a console game. For one a computer game is 9/10 times not behind a case and out in the open
therefore you quickly and casually stash one in your buggy and continue your shopping (best ot be with someone) then get lost in the crowd for a while so that if the guys are watching you they get bored and move on. Then you casually go the bathroom with the game acting natural and go in one of the stalls and strip that sucker raw
WARNING: takes lots of patience, and being casual and inconspicuous is the key to any successful heist
Ive stolen hundreds in movies and games, only gotten caught once for being stupid and watching the front door too long while trying to make a break for it in a low crowd k mart

170 ChChChChia { 08.11.09 at 9:10 am }

To the kid who just got his post deleted about stealing an ipod touch by saying “I forgot my wallet” and having your friend grab it, YOU ARE AN IDIOT. That is called burglary, get real, read this thread before you ever try to get over again.

To those worried about the stories of others being caught, remember, anyone can post here. This means that Wal Mart employees that are upset can post about how easy it is to be caught, and/or make up stories about being caught.

Sure, people get caught, but if you use your head, it’s nearly impossible if you stick to the rules.

I guess that depends how you look and handle yourself also, scratch that, it’s easy to be caught if you’re in idiot.

That’s why this site is here…..

READ

KUTGW ALL

171 josh { 08.11.09 at 9:22 am }

very good techniques wut about the tin foil

172 walmart is stupid. { 08.13.09 at 6:10 pm }

I used to steal sooo much stuff from walmart. I got caught once like 3 years ago. I saw the apa following me so I just tried to get out of the store quickly but without drawing attention. She got me at the door. I got a $50 fine that I never paid and I was under 18 then so I had to have my dad pick me up. The only part that really sucked was the morbidly obese apa lecturing me like I cared. They didn’t call the cops or anything. I had like $300 worth of stuff. Now I pay $11 for $1000 items that are behind glass. Sorry but im not posting how.

173 WalmartDesperado { 08.15.09 at 4:54 am }

I eat pringle chips while shopping in the store, then stuff the mostly empty can with razors, makeup, etc, the dumb walmart employees just ring it up. As well the best way to hide from the cameras is with a shopping cart and a large object, basically fill your cart with stuff you are either gonna buy or not, then like a big cereal box, cover up what you are opening, open it, and leave the package somewhere in the store, palm it carefully into your pocket or put it inside another product, pay for the other product.

174 WalmartDesperado { 08.15.09 at 4:55 am }

Let me clarify, basically the cameras are “overhead” so if you block their view with an object and the shopping cart also blocks view, they can’t prove you did anything, and you are go through check out, so it’s entirely not suspicious.

175 StealingGainsKarma { 08.17.09 at 12:55 pm }

heres a method ive used and its really handy for smaller electronics. So in my walmart theres a dollar isle with a bunch of cheap chinese made shit. OK so theres this large popcorn box called Crunch N’ Munch, you simply open up the top and ull see the popcorn consealed in the bag, u can either take electronics and hide it in the empty box and just buy the “popcorn” for a dollar, or if you are paranoid you can tape it shut and BAM u got as much free stuff as you can fit in that popcorn box, actually 1$ for all that stuff :P

176 matt ho beans { 08.17.09 at 11:19 pm }

hey guys
first off, chchchia, your the fucking best dude, :)
second of all, new method
you can get anything with this method
you just need one thing
BALLS
well if your a girl u can still do it but u kno what i mean lol
this is mainly for expensive things, like 400$ +
for example
dell laptop

go grab one off the shelf
head towards the pharmacy
near the pharmacy is usually the pet food
THERE ISNT ANYONE HERE
you can do 1 of 2 things here
1. run out garden
2. sneak out garden
there is usually just 1 or 2 employees here
either way, try to keep your face hidden as much as possible
running is simple, just, run
sneaking is trickier, but less intense and more satisfying
the only thing about sneaking is you have to try to act normal, but at the same time, be ready to leave at any moment. you must seize any small opportinity to get the fuck out.
best way to do this is by looking at plants near an exit, and when an emplotlyee loses interest in you, they will probably look around more to keep busy
once they do this, get the fuck out
casually
and confidently
u can usually tell when they lose interest when they tend to look in random directions and dont seem to be walking in any particular direction
good luck bros :)

177 matt ho beans { 08.17.09 at 11:21 pm }

and i forgot to mention why u go to the pharmacy pet food area
since there isnt anyone there, its kind of like your thinking zone
a small break
i dont kno
whatever, haha, anyways, GOOD LUCK :)

178 names_dont_matter { 08.18.09 at 3:13 pm }

Can’t believe no one has mentioned Tin foil, if you wrap small expensive items in foil the alarm wont go off. I wont say what we used but if your creative you can find small expensive things.

This isnt very useful in the summer but during cold weather you can fill your coat with 2-5 things and walk out with no worries. A coat with inner pockets works best.

Then return the item(s) for store credit. Be aware some walmarts have store return policy of only 3 returns per person per 6 months. So you will need to find a 3rd party to return your illicit wares.

If your good you can get store credit cards up to 300-400$. If you had 6-10 stores in your area…well you do the math..

The guy that showed me used to visit 4 states doing this (and every town in between).

Last remember the 3 golden rules:

1) Be Fast…No really BE FAST. Know your target and your plan beforehand.

2) Blend (if your a 13-20 year old male you WILL be watched FAR more than a 40 year old woman) Be aware of who you are and your limitations as such. Try to adapt / blend. If your a young male good luck!

3) Dont hit the same stores. Figure out some kinda rotation. The bastards will catch on if your in the same store every day trust me..

179 names_dont_matter { 08.18.09 at 3:26 pm }

Also be aware their security spots you on camera then normaly some come out to follow you around. While one keeps watching you on camera. They converge on you when you go outside.

Since they have to be 100% sure before they can stop you, which is why being fast is the NO#1 rule. Dont give them time to setup on you.

Its also why you dont hit the same walmart (dont want them to learn your face)

180 viperpantera { 08.22.09 at 11:19 pm }

Man i can’t believe i spent an hour reading through this you guys are AWESOME!!!! all of these plans,(which some i’ve tried and worked like the garden) but the bathroom is the place you have to be most carefull mostly if they see you going in with stuff that’s where they got me… on the other hand the foil actually worked for me BUT!!! make sure it’s got like an inch coating or the fucking thing will pick it up ( free psp:!! ) so thanks man for starting this

181 Anonymous { 08.26.09 at 8:59 pm }

Crazy!!!

182 occasional lifter { 09.01.09 at 11:37 pm }

Have to give credit to my sis for this one… probably not exactly a new approach, but it may be new to someone else! Keep in mind, though, this is not for a big amount of $, maybe just a quick $20-$30. Say you’re doing your usual grocery shopping or whatever, find something you really like, say for about $20 or so and grab two of them (if you have the means to splurge for two). When you’re checking out, be sure to place them just right on the belt so they’ll be rung up one after the other. Leave the store. Now, you can either proceed to a different wal-mart if that’s feesible, or you can wait about an hour or so and return to the one you have just left. Either way, go to customer service with receipt in hand and tell them that you arrived home before realizing, after examining your receipt, that you were charged twice for the same item… who are they to argue with that? If going to a different wal-mart and they for some strange reason ask why your receipt is from a different wal-mart, simply tell them that you arrived home before realizing the overcharge and that this wal-mart is closest to your home. Just use your smart little heads: This idea can be applied to alot of things!! Side note: The extra item you scored can also be returned at a later date without a receipt for a nice little gift card!

183 occasional lifter { 09.01.09 at 11:49 pm }

Something else, a tip from a friend, alittle too risky for my taste, but sure… go and buy a bag of dogfood that is maybe $10 or so. Leave the store for awhile, come back with your receipt. Make your way to wherever, stock up on things that are’t too big and spread them evenly across the bottom of the basket taking care to stay towards the middle and then proceed to the pet food aisle and find the biggest bag of dogfood you can that will fit down into the basket and make sure it covers everything evenly. Then make your way through the cash registers, nonchalantly, have receipt in hand, and the greeter is only paying attention to see if it’s dogfood that’s on the receipt. And after it’s all said and done, you can even return that $10 bag of dog food with receipt and the even bigger one you’ll either get $10 or a gift card! There ya go!

184 RobinHood { 09.02.09 at 11:09 pm }

A short shoplifting manifesto.

We live in an extraordinary time when the very values of our global civilization are toxic. All over the globe humans as well as all animals throughout every ecosystem are living the depressing effects of exploitation, oppression, pollution, and mass production. People fear that an end may come, but the truth is that the ending is already here. The planet is dying as we speak. Such is the butterfly effect, the extinction of one species can cause the extinction of a thousand more. Bees, flowers, plants, fish, birds and all sorts of populations are decreasing rapidly due to the unsustainability of our civilization that says wealth lies in power and control over resources and assets.

We are all born into this civilization and we can not escape it. Surely, what would happen if you simply found a piece of land with clean flowing water and you decided to make it your home? In all likelihood you would be told to leave and if you refused, you would be removed violently. So since you can’t turn your back from civilization, you are left with two choices. You can either ignore your convictions and cooperate with it, or fight for a new way. I bring no delusions or ideologies to this fight. Surely, as part of this civilization our hands are already dirty. Going green, or boycotting Walmart is not only not enough, but may be counter productive. Instead, I say use the things provided as tools to be as effective as possible.

This brings us to corporatism, the collusion of corporate dominance and government. Today, many people follow the creed that you should earn what you gain. Foolishly these same people defend corporations like Walmart who bully stellar companies to create inferior products to be sold in their stores; who force out small businesses with their low prices; who exploit cheap labor; who will always make all of their decisions based on what will save them the most money, despite how it affects the lives of those involved.

I, the shoplifter am at war with these corporations. I didn’t start this war, but I will fight back. Not just by shoplifting, but through art, expression, community, and sustainable values.

Walmart, you will never catch me because it is cheaper for you to ignore me. I will take your goods and give them to those who need them. I will take your money and use it against you.

You will never know I was there.

185 RobinHood { 09.02.09 at 11:27 pm }

To APA:
We know how you do what you do. We know why you do what you do. You are nothing but a house nigger (look it up), and you will never catch us. You won’t catch us because we are everywhere. We are that mother buying diapers for her child, that grand father stopping by the pharmacy, or maybe that college student getting a desk lamp for the new semester.

To everyone else:
The best advice I can give is that successfully stealing is just like performing a successful magic trick. It’s all sleight of hand. It would benefit you greatly to master this concept.

186 RobinHood { 09.02.09 at 11:31 pm }

BIGGEST TIP OF ALL! WHEN YOU LEAVE THE STORE, ALWAYS BE PREPARED FOR THE ALARM TO SOUND! NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, NEVER STOP! DO NOT HESITATE, DO NOT LOOK BACK! YOU MAY HAVE TO DITCH THE STUFF DEPENDING ON YOUR TRANSPORTATION SITUATION, BUT NEVER STOP!

The door greeters will never lay a hand on you, but THEY WILL try to get security. IF YOU LEAVE WITHOUT HESITATION, YOU WILL GET AWAY BEFORE THEY CAN EVEN CONFIRM YOU’VE TAKING ANYTHING! THAT SHOULD BE YOUR GOAL EVERY TIME WHEN REACHING THE EXIT!

DO NOT STOP!

187 RobinHood Fan { 09.04.09 at 12:48 pm }

*Applause*

188 ChChChChia { 09.04.09 at 12:51 pm }

Robinhood – If you desire a position in writing and do not currently have one, drop me a line. blake dot christian at gmail dot com – and we will chat. Well spoken, BB

189 Soowoop(410) { 09.09.09 at 6:53 pm }

just smoke tree and jack wal-mart. no discussion, just do ®

190 Hawaii People Steal too! { 09.10.09 at 10:33 pm }

Does that tinfoil thing literally work?

191 WallyBoy { 09.11.09 at 4:04 am }

for people talking about pc games why not just get 2 copies, buy one, have one tucked in your pants, then go to the bathroom, gut the game, this way you have a receipt as well and return the other copy later.

192 Yes { 09.13.09 at 1:45 am }

Here is some usefull knowledge to those who care.

It is illegal to charge more than the price on the sticker of an item you buy. It is considered false advertising to do otherwise unless there is proof that YOU tampered with the pricetag. If someone else did it, whether a customer or a employee, then it is the store’s responsibility to correct the mistake.

193 Unanimous { 09.20.09 at 8:37 pm }

I too am curious about the security gates at walmart, but google just returns unrelated crap.

I’d also like to know more about the odd devices that are found on expensive electronics, which beep when tampered with.

A tip or so from myself: WM sells containers. What can you put in a container? Your imagination.

The dressing rooms are superb places for smaller items to be … repackaged.

Sometimes it is easier to remove a security device from a package than to remove what is in the package.

Still, sometimes a security device surrounds the package and beeps loudly when you pull on it. “The box knife is a great invention.”

A shopping cart with nothing more than a shirt can obstruct the view of a camera, and it is mobile.

Women typically have an advantage–the purse. However, in areas where it is socially acceptable for men to have ‘man bags,’ it would not be suspicious for him to have his own equivilent.

Winter warrants heavy and well-pocketed clothing.

Really, stealing is a form of art, and its only limit is the artist’s imagination.
++++
Things that I have found ridiculously easy to acquire, in order from least to most difficult (but still easy):
Clothing, especially belts/wallets;
Candy/small foods;
Small crap (lighters, stupid toys, etc.);
Office supplies;
Small books;
Magazines;
Large books;
Other, larger foods;
CDs (most have no security);
Small electronics–that don’t have ‘clamshell’ casing;
DVDs;
Small, more absurdly packaged electronics;
–If the tinfoil thing works, all small electronics, and even some medium electronics. Software.

I’m sure I’ve forgotten something.

194 Unanimous { 09.21.09 at 5:27 am }

I’d also like to point out that you cannot *legally* steal from walmart, or really anywhere…. The title was poorly chosen.

195 RobinHood { 09.26.09 at 11:23 pm }

@Unanimous: You should start by googling, “Sensormatic and Alpha S3″ There are plenty of sites where you can actually buy unlocking mechanisms for most of the security items used in almost all retail stores.

Beware, the Alpha S3 Spider, and the Alpha S3 Keeper both sound an internal alarm when tampered with.

I’d recommend 3 tools: A normal lock pick gun, a cylindrical lock pick gun, and an Alpha S3 detacher key.

196 TO Unanimous { 09.29.09 at 6:05 pm }

Luckily nobody points out your spelling.

197 holy shiz { 10.01.09 at 10:40 pm }

i love this website but i knew most of this stuf already. i just need a confirmation tht the tin foil thing works? i thought it worked but im 2 much of a chicken shi* 2 try it.

198 Uhmmm { 10.04.09 at 10:01 am }

Walmart is cool thats why i steal from it
i want to try the tinfoil thing!
anyway if youre in school heres a good way to make money.
First find out what people like(candy,soda,etc.
then go to walmart and take it
heres what i do-
1. on the way there i think what im gona do
2. when i arrive i make sure that the door greeters and stuff dont see me and go to an entrance
3.i do what i plan which is go to isle 1 take something,then the next isle.etc
4. find a blind spot (every wm has one)
5.stuff it in my pockets(or if you wear skinny jeans put small items around the pant leg)

—-Tips—–
Barcodes wont set off the alarms

if you have money buy something so you dont seem suspicous walking in and out

ankle weights are easy to take if you wear baggy jeans because you just wear them!

if youre doing a legal food shopping put like the 24pack of water under the cart( best works with a dumb cashier) then stuff stuff between the waters and buy your stuff and walk out.since barcodes dont wring the water or anything you put in there(that dosent have the metallic strip) wont set off

the metallic strips are usually found under the instruction book or if your game has it a little cardboard thing you pull out(all blizzard games have them)

at night get a knife and cut a small hole in the garden section fence and the next day you just throw stuff through there

if your garden section fence is metal steal a hammer and the keyboard dust cleaner and hold the dust cleaner upside down and freeze the metal and hit it with the hammer (will make a noise so run)

and lastly WALMART SUPPLIES EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO STEAL FROM THEM!!!!they sell knives hammers scissors boxcutters etc.

199 Uhmmm { 10.04.09 at 10:01 am }

sorry for the long comment and lol im the 200th

200 Anti Anonymous { 10.04.09 at 4:07 pm }

quit acting like you are so smart for getting away with stealing from walmart… if you were REALLY smart.. you would come up with your own method, and keep it secret… you wouldn’t blab about it on the internet, because as soon as you do, your plan is ruined because wal-mart will hear ab0ut it, and be on the lookout… all you are doing is revealing you tactics to the enemy… you all have alot to learn about being smart criminals

201 Anti Anonymous { 10.04.09 at 4:08 pm }

what you’re doing is like calling the country you’re about to bomb and telling them “hey we are gonna bomb you in five days”

202 TO "Uhmmm" { 10.06.09 at 12:55 pm }

Uhmmm { 10.04.09 at 10:01 am } – “”

You sir, have just been nominated for the dumbest thief of the year award, give yourself a hand, if you aren;t handcuffed by now you retard.

We don’t steal, we borrow what we need in a proper fashion, this isn’t a fucking HOPE DIAMOND HEIST.

Get real.

To the rest of you, SALUTE!

203 Calopolus { 10.11.09 at 8:50 pm }

We just put shit we are willing to pay for on the bottom o the cart. Example: We have two kids, one box size 5 diapers, 25$. One box size 3 diapers 20$. I have the money to pay so if the cashier says, “umm what about that stuff” I just act all blonde like I forgot. 9 times out of 10 I get close to 50$ worth o free diapers. Now I just look at that like a fucking coupon. Also my 5 month old has a big ass car seat and I will purposely forget shit under his seat. Usually small stuff (shampoo, vitamins) all shit I can talk my way out of. Now those of you with a wife, tell her what you plan to do. My wife can be a dip shit and after we have paid and walked away she has piped up and said (loud as hell) “you forgot the (insert bulky overpriced item here)!” Now, on a slightly different note: I live in a kind of smaller area (not metro) and some of our stores have forgotten a seemingly important piece o equipment. The beepers. Those white square trellace looking things that beep when you steal something with a beep tag. Staples and Big Lots being my two favorite. Every winter I wear my coat and go buck nutty. They wrap the 400GB harddrives with those metal cables and plaster SECURITY DEVICE ENCLOSED all over it. What good does it do without the beepers, dumb fucks. Just like the fake cameras, it is a scare tactic. Also make friends with workers. I met a girl who worked at ShopKo and we got chatty, smoked a couple cigs out back and I learned a piece of info that gave me a hard on. The store security got activated for his guard unit and shipped to Iraq. In Illinois you have to be certified to do security. Which mean that they shut off the beepers because not just any fuck could stop people. I have three dvd players, an xbox 360 and more games than I can play in a lifetime. Thank you god. Oh and its not that im scared of the beepers but look at it this way, if they remember you beeping they might remember your ass next time you walk in. One more old timer trick for you beeper haters like me, the bastards hide those beepers everywhere. I have found one inside the grip on my paintball gun when cleaning it. So lets say you want, umm… a bb gun (pistol version for ease of concealment) Items like that are often tagged better that say a new lawnmower blade. I think it is simply because of the age group typically interested in such a product. I have done this. Buy one (use cash, just because its smarter) The cashier will de- activate the beeper. Any of them. If magnetic ink was used to paint the damn thing as soon as its passed on the Grey pad, boom its done. Dont open it. Mark it in an unnoticeable way. Return it. A day after yo return it, it will be back on the shelf. Steal that fuckin one. Also, if your a handyman try this, We bought a paintball gun at K-mart. My old lady dropped it into the sand and clogged it all up. Fuck cleaning that shit. It was a day old. I took it apart, kept all the guts that you could without it looking wierd, exchanged it. Now I have a ton of replacement parts.

204 Well Done { 10.11.09 at 9:22 pm }

well i have enjoyed myself reading on this forum for an hour plus lol. i have a few tips, grind or sharpen the point of a key on a key ring to cut plastic or a sharp fingernail. u can steal in broad daylite. i think its the best. hold what u want to steal upside down and work the palmed key or nail around whatever… bend over to look at a item . pick it out fast, voila now u have a stolen item. continue to hold the item package, palm the key and item into a pocket or whatever and never look to see if anyone is watching, suspicious… then walk casually around place package where it wont be found for a long time or behind all of that product then get the hell out of there. its “simple, efficient yet elegant all at the same time” so keep on taking things, i will… i never return them for credit looks awkward after a few times, sell that shit to friends or on craigslist lol

205 another APA { 10.11.09 at 10:41 pm }

thanks for the insight, i’ll be checking in regularly.

206 Well Done { 10.12.09 at 7:29 am }

man i was thinking about walmart last night so much that i had a dream of how to steal lol then another, rather really simple with their security flaws and how i could easily get “taken down” with nothing and sue the shit out of them afterwards for punitive and emotional damages. doesn’t everyone need a free ride… i love my country!

207 Well Done { 10.12.09 at 2:27 pm }

well went to one of the 4 local wm today, the newest one with new layout ect, they have lots of cameras but i guess they wernt to smart when they installed the cameras i found ten plus spots that cameras were more than 30 feet away and couldnt see me in the isles and places. so when you steal make sure u know what ur doin dont do it right in electronics though 1/3 of the cameras are there, go to anywhere but there , food, clothing, pharmacy, my favorite, baby stuff, no ones there lol and tons of other places. and for you loyal apa’s and security fuck yall lol you cant beat thieves even 10% of the time. we willl always be more tactical and one more step ahead of you!

208 belladonna { 10.14.09 at 1:20 am }

just wanted to share.had a friend of mine who worked there who was good at computing.well he quit some time later but worked in returns while he was there.after he quit he would go and buy an expensive desk top computer,open it up at home take the processor out,put the computer back together and return it.did this several times before he started taking the whole mother boards out.wm returns usually are not college educated and even if they were they are not going to plug the computer up and do a diagnostic test lol.had another friend who actually just put 2 cinderblocks in the box and returned it.ballsy!

great site

209 Just another customer { 10.14.09 at 7:55 pm }

i have read all the things on this page so far…and got a huge laugh out of everything. I agree that wal-mart is the killer of all small buisnesses. And i love to steal. I dont know why. But I think everyone should steal. Thats just me I think everything is better free. I have stolen almost everything from wal-mart. And im only 16. Its not hard. And i think that the dress nice thing is stupid. (no offence) I dress how i dress all you have to do is keep a smile on your face. Act like its the best day of your like. Never frown. :) Smile…I like the electronics. I have stolen countless games from WM its not hard. Im inspired to keep stealing. I almost stoped… THANKYOU EVERYONE.

Just another customer.

210 Well Done { 10.14.09 at 9:06 pm }

i really havnt gotten so much from WM the past month just 2- 16gb flash drives, a voice recorder and some other minuscule stuff like dollar items, thats it but totals to umm…120+ …All thanks to my skills lol

211 Just another customer { 10.15.09 at 8:22 am }

well all i have gotten today was ummm two 12 month xbox live cards 3 games and a soda. wich is umm 140+ all thanks to my skills.

212 Well Done { 10.20.09 at 7:57 am }

for all those people who support mom and pop stores, this is another kicker for you. walmart has obviously taken away there business and now is seeking more- they are competing with amazon to beat out there prices and there winning.- which is un heard of. they buy in such bold that they can sell a listed $29 dollar book for $8 bucks lol !!!! further more if your looking to buy tvs anytime soon buy from walmart there cheaper- well according to the BestBuy salesperson lol he said they buy in such a mass # they can sell cheaper than the giant electronic giant BestBuy which is quite a mark. i guess by 2020 we will only be shopping from walmart lol circuit city and major supermarkets are already gone – WHO’S NEXT?

213 WALMART BUSTERS { 10.21.09 at 8:01 pm }

JUST REMEMBER, IF YOU ARE GOING TO STEAL ANYTHING, ALWAYS BUY SOMETHING. AND SOMETIMES YOU ARE WAY BETTER OFF TO JUST WALK IN THE STORE TAKE WHATEVER OFF THE SHELF AND JUST WALK OUT OF THE STORE INSTEAD OF CONSEALING THE MERCHANDICE. AND WHEN YOU WALK OUT BE ON YOUR CELL PHONE IT SHOWS YOU WHERE DISTRACTED. IF YOU GET STOPED BY SOMEONE YOU PLAY DUMB AND SAY “OH MY GOD I CANT BELIVE I FORGOT TO PAY FOR THIS” MAKE UP SOME EXCUSE WY YOU WHERE SO DISTRACTED ON THE PHONE. BUT AS LONG AS YOU ARE WILLING TO PAY FOR THE ITEM IT IS A “SIMPLE MISTAKE” AND YOU DID NOT STEAL ANYTHING. IF YOU ARE WILLING TO PAY THERE IS NO CRIME. THEN YOU CAN RETURN THE ITEM AT ANOTHER STORE BECAUSE YOU HAVE A REAL RECIPT JUST TRY AGAIN THATS ALL.

214 Fuck Wal-mart { 10.21.09 at 10:14 pm }

Ok first of all i worked at wal-mart as a LP (loss prevention) for about 2 years. If you are stealing from Wal-Mart there is a few things that you need to know. First of all, the lp’s are trained to follow you. Lp’s will have on normal clothing, they do not wear wally world vests. They will follow you if they think that you are stealing. Ie always watch for someone following you. Lp’s will never be pushing a buggy. They will almost always have 1 or 2 small items in there hand and ….. are you ready for this??? They will always be on a cell phone. yes that’s right. A cell phone. Always. It is wal-mart’s policy that if you are tailing a “suspected” shoplifter that you have to always be in contact with another LP. Lp’s always work in pairs. one in camera room, one on floor. They can’t walk around with a walki-talkie so they use there phone.
Now about the cameras… I have worked in at least 5 wal-mart in the north east texas area. I can guarantee you that there are only about 15 working cameras in the store. Now about half of them are what they call ” wide viewing high detail cameras”. these cameras see a large area and record with a high detail so that the video can be used to zoom in after it is recorded. They are in areas where money is “touched”. There are usually 5 along the front of the store watching all the registrars, CSR podiums and the main walk ways coming into and out the store. There is always 1 above electronics 1 above the photo lab, 1 above sporting goods, 1 in the garden center and 2 in the pharmacy and 2 in the jewelry dept. These are always focused on the registrars (but able so see 1-3 rows either direction due to there high viewing angle with the exception of 1 of them that is in the pharmacy. It is focused on the rows of medicine and the medicine prepping area where they bottle the medicine for customers. The rest of the cameras are regular cameras and most of them are in areas that you would not even need to worry about. There is always 1 camera that looks down the whole back wall of wal, mart at each end. There is always one in make-up (wal-marts highest theft item), 1 above the perfume case, 1 on the loading dock, 1-3 in the money room (where the count the money from the drawers and keep the safe), 1-3 in the kitchen of the bistro, and about 5 facing the parking lot. That is all the cameras that are in wal-mart. 90% of the time no one is watching them either. Most of the cameras are targeted towards employee theft and protecting there money.

Shall i continue?

I have lot’s of tricks for stealing from wal-mart…..
Hell I was trained by them on what to do, how to catch and what we could and couldn’t do.

Oh and yes, FUCK WAL-MART. I use what they taught me everytime I go there. I usually steal anywhere from 50-500 bucks worth of shit everytime. I am a grown ass 30 year old man, not a kid. But hell. with what I know it is fucking easy.

Let me know If you want it the info. I will be glad to share my tricks of the trades…

things like……

how to get passed the weight checks at self-check out….
What wal-mart LP’s can actually do to you…..
THE REAL AMOUNT THAT THEY CAN STOP YOU OVER…
What to listen to over the intercom….
Exactly what has magnetic senors on it ( the things that cause the “Ding’” You have activated wal-marts inventory control system. Please step back and a associate will assist you)

Ya I know my shit, been fucking over wal-mart ever since they fucked me at the end of 2008 and damn near put my family on the street with their ” required lay-off” Oh no wal-mart might have dropped below their profit margin below 100 million. Couldn’t let that happen. Fuck it just fire almost 800 employees.

Oh did I say FUCK WAL-MART yet? If not — FUCK WAL-MART.

Let me know if you guys want me to post more info.

215 Unanimous { 10.22.09 at 6:58 pm }

“equivalent”
dick face.

216 haha real shit { 10.22.09 at 7:37 pm }

its not to complicated to steal from there obviously and they arent to bright heres my story

me and a few freinds would walk in to walmart one of us would get a few shopping bags from an empty isle, and a cart. then we would proceed to go shopping for whatever we wanted haha mostly beer and groceries but i have gotten many of the 20 dollar video games that arent behind the glass then sold them at a gamestop haha, a couple of digital cameras and some tippman 98 custom paintball guns amongst many other things but beer and food was other focus most of the time. We would fill a cart up with brews ussually would get around 100 beers in the cart then walk down the grocery sections throwing food on top of it till we had a full cart. Then we would walk right into the clothes section and start bagging the food lmao nobody EVER said anything then we would just head for the doors after bagging everything except the beer, we would pass the greeter with a big smile and a Have a good day sir then have ourselves and fun night. prob got away with it two or three times a week for five months or so sometimes taking a week long break so they didnt get to suspicious haha this is no joke

217 cold in canada { 10.23.09 at 12:08 pm }

I have been needing a new winter coat for years now and i’m hoping i can find a decent black wool one at walmart. what should i do ? walk in with a crappy black coat on, cut out the security tag, put the new one on and walk out quickly? or should i leave the clothing section with it and put in on in a food aisle.

218 tell us in texas { 10.24.09 at 9:04 pm }

[quote]Let me know If you want it the info. I will be glad to share my tricks of the trades…[/quote]

Do tell, I for one would like to know

219 ItalianTheif04 { 10.26.09 at 11:22 pm }

tip for stealing jewelry – wear a jacket/hoodie/sweatshirt that covers collarbone. go pick out the jewelry u want then go pick out some clothes it doesnt matter if u like them or not. then put the jewelry somewhere(pockets, purse, ect.) then go in and rip all the tags off then keep them in there put on one of the shirts u picked out and go out to show a friend or ask the sales lady what she thinks then go back in put all the necklaces on then put your original clothes over it and come out and say u didnt like the shirt u tried on and leave it with the sales lady. then leave the store.

220 ItalianTheif04 { 10.26.09 at 11:23 pm }

P.S. FUCK WALMART AND ALL THOSE APA’S OUT THERE!!

221 Walmart is fucking BULLSHIT! :) { 10.27.09 at 5:37 pm }

Lol i’ve been reading this for hours. Im 14 and i’ve stolen over hundreds of dollars and merchandise. Walmart sucks ass. All you have to do is walk around for awhile grab stuff that you want and cover it with other stuff that you don’t. After you’ve placed what you want in your pocket place what you don’t want somewhere, buy something little and just walk out. Act like your on the phone. And it’s getting cold out so people tend to wear big jackets and sweaters, makes it so much easier.

222 Walmart is fucking BULLSHIT! :) { 10.27.09 at 5:44 pm }

Does anyone know how to jack an iPod? :)

223 Anonymous { 10.28.09 at 4:08 am }

What the hell is the point of stealing a cd, dvd, or game from Walmart and risking jail time when there’s bittorrent? If you use an encrypted bittorrent client, you can steal all the media you want from the comfort of your own home.

Are you people completely fucking retarded? You’re going about stealing these things a totally trailer trash/ghetto manner.

224 Anonymous { 10.28.09 at 4:16 am }

I should also add that with encryption, the chances of you being caught are non-existent. You have a better chance of being struck by lightning.

Anyway, some of the posts here were pretty entertaining.

Walmart is an evil, faceless corporation that exploits cheap labor in third world countries, pays its employees next to nothing, and ruins local economies. Fuck em.

225 To anonymous - the last poster { 10.30.09 at 8:29 pm }

A trashy kind of way?

Do you think the tactics wal mart uses are not trashy? They hire the lowest of low, because they know, these people do not care that wal mart is the biggest monopoly that has existed since Microsoft.

Some of these people seem literally sick, and I don’t mean handicapped. One of the LP people was following me the other day, he looked like a fucking crack head trying to rob me. So I asked him(I had nothing at the time, and he was being too obvious), “how do I go about getting a job like that? I’d like to stop some thieves”, and do you know what he told me? Not only did he admit that he also steals from Wal Mart, he told me he uses Wal Mart to sell dope. He said he got the job by simply checking loss prevention on his application, lied about everything else, and that he had just gotten out of jail.

Now, I am not sure what he was in for, but due to the missing front teeth(a rather good disguise, and the dude above was right, he had a blue tooth and one item he would hold, a bike piece of some sort) I assume he was in for drug related charges but who knows, he admitted lying on his application.

So to all you SO CALLED APAS – you need to get witht he majority, because when the shit goes down, and you think you’re doing the right thing trying to stop someone, and end up getting shot or stabbed because of it, chances are, the other employees will laugh at you behind your back.

Sorry I have nothing to add at the moment, except that, you should never HAVE to pocket anything, you should always use the tools they give you.

AND WOW – DO THEY GIVE YOU TOOLS

I will make ONE example – if you need to cut one of the electronic beeper type deals, you can go to the art section and grab an EXACTO razor out of the case VERY easy. CUT IT – or just cut the box around it, whatever is easier for you.

Now, this isn’t going to help unless you have some sort of smarts.

In fact, many of you shouldn’t steal at all.

If you cant spell, or use spell check, you shouldn’t steal.

226 To anonymous - the last poster { 10.30.09 at 8:36 pm }

WATCH THIS ENTIRE VIDEO!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mfwth3MFuKY

227 Jack Bauer { 11.01.09 at 11:56 am }

Do you guys know any way to jack ipod’s?

228 JT { 11.01.09 at 9:56 pm }

I’ve found a very effective way of stealing from behind glass cases at wal-mart is to have a sharpened knife, (Some sort of butterfly blade or something) Go to the adjaescent isle from the window and cut a hole in the back of the case. However, and I need to stress this, do not take anything at that moment in order to avoid suspicion; come back about three or four days later and take whatever you wanted behind the glass, (IE: iPod’s cell phone’s etc)…

As an addition to this technique you can then go to that same spot as long as you’d like, provided you don’t get caught- and take a new ipod for every day of the week. :)

NOTE: I wouldn’t reccomend this to anyone with little to no experience in slide of hand or possibly mediocre distraction skills. If you’ve been serious about shoplifting for more than four years you should have honed the necessary skills to pull this one off.

229 Good info JT { 11.01.09 at 10:45 pm }

I love the disclaimer! haha – I’d like to make one of my own. If you’re part of some sort of “shoplifting ring”, please, go elsewhere. This forum is more like a grudge against Wal Mart than anything.

Sort of how holes are exposed in computer security, this can be considered a list of flaws in Wal Mart security.

230 well done { 11.02.09 at 9:39 am }

well i love to visit this site every day looking for everyone’s opinions and advice, i’ve manged to pull off a lot of software for computers lately, sells good on auction sites… so far a few hundred. thanks walmart for ur shitty employees and security!

231 Anonymous { 11.02.09 at 3:11 pm }

juiceeeeeee

232 Anonymous { 11.02.09 at 3:12 pm }

sorry but stealing is fun

233 Bill Clintons ass hole { 11.02.09 at 8:22 pm }

I used to steal all the time when i was younger… but now im just getting back into it. I probably dont compare to most of you out there… I’v only stolen about $5,000 worth of crap from walmart. I hate walmart! I promote anybody who can fuck them over to do so! Please though…..DO NOT steal from the mom and pops stores. theyr on the off limits list! focuse you anger at the root of were it came from! walmart! we all know all the tricks of our trade and we all know that there is no way we will get cought if your smart about your trade! keep up the good work! take all you can while you can! robin hood started this whole thing! we take from there asses and give it to ourselves,”the so called poor” ha ha!

234 Obama fucks little children!! In the ass!!! { 11.02.09 at 8:46 pm }

You wonder why both of our first children always have such a terrified and anal look about them!!! It’s because they just got gang raped by there parents….Not in there bedroom but in the anal office…which just so happens to be Obama’s little playroom.Do you ever ever wonder what goes on behind closed doors when he is with Nancy pelosi!!!My god…shit wow…can you fucking imagine what him and Harry Reid are up to!!!! FUUUUUCK we have asshole fucking,cocksucking pussy fisting testicle sucking, piece of elephant shit for a president!!

235 Jack Bauer { 11.02.09 at 8:48 pm }

Wow… I thought i was the only one who didnt like our president…

236 Obama fucks little children!! In the ass!!! { 11.02.09 at 8:49 pm }

Um… Fuck No!!!

237 well done { 11.02.09 at 9:38 pm }

can we continue on with walmart, this is not a political blog!

238 well done { 11.02.09 at 9:42 pm }

i talked to a guy today about walmarts computer system, just to let all of you know… those that like to mess with thier personal computers and stuff it will all be going to windows 7 shortly they are in the process of converting all of thier systems and should be done by december. so no more xp for walmart, theynow will have windows 7

239 ChChChChia { 11.02.09 at 10:23 pm }

True, some of those Obama comments are kind of wacky man, even if this were a political discussion. Let’s stick to the topic at hand.

SPEAKING OF WHICH!

Since there are a few of you who are what I would consider INTELLIGENT – iSHOGUN, is looking for writers.

If you have myspace, add me – http://myspace.com/betue – pronounced “B2″, and let me know if you’d like to write articles based on getting over, and down the line possibly make some cash.

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Catch me on the myspace above, or use blake dot christian at gmail dot com on facebook and/or to just drop a line.

New writers will be announced……. with words, and there are some benefits to having a decent SEO system, and a voice, which I’ll explain more of later.

p.s. Sorry I had to delete some of the crazy Obama crap, Jack, you know who I’m speaking to, tone it down a little ok?

240 ItalianTheif04 { 11.02.09 at 11:43 pm }

ive been reading this site for a while now and i just have to say its amazing and i support everyone that posts positive things about it and the other should go screw themselves sideways!!

241 MR.BONER JAMMMM { 11.04.09 at 3:11 am }

I get paid to catch people stealing shit from walmart.but i just steal shit from there myself. When i see somebody stealin im like,”bitch give me that!im stealing it” Ive tried every trick in the book ive even tried sticking dvd’s up my ass!everything work! Just to piss off walamrt even more i show my nuts to them on the cameras and point at them with my tongue sticking out followed by a humping motion

242 ChChChChia { 11.04.09 at 3:26 am }

Yeah….. Boner Jam……….

YOU’RE AWESOME!

Is that what you want to hear?

Go fondle your ballbag.

243 ChChChChia { 11.04.09 at 3:28 am }

Whoever wants to make an easy ass buck, I wrote an article that is basically based on – if you live on the net, there is one place to build a pyramid. IT’S LEGAL, front page. We are also still looking for writers.

244 Obama fucks little children!! In the ass!!! { 11.05.09 at 7:15 am }

you walmart guys… I dont know if we can trust you totally. you cant ever be to careful, and i learned to never trust anybody kinda… but i like the idea of you! its funny to think that you were trained by walmart and are stealing from them! keep giving us the awesome info! I will test it befor i trust you though….

245 President Reagan { 11.05.09 at 7:17 am }

keep it up boys!

246 Inventory Guy { 11.06.09 at 8:00 pm }

Hey i in three months i stole over 15000 dollars or even more out of wal marts and its risky but it works but i got caught but just got a slap on the wrist lol one year probation and i am a supervisor for an inventory guy. we counted one wal mart that had almost 2 million dollars of shrink which they figured 750,000 was shoplifting alone and 50,000 was embellzed and other amounts that was lost in paperwork or credits ect… but the store manger just shruged it off cause his store was like 5 million over what was expected so guess its another day in wal mart

247 Inventory Guy { 11.06.09 at 8:02 pm }

inventory service i meant sorry lol

248 bump { 11.11.09 at 12:17 am }

Good shit!! Using some of the methods here I have a friend at walmart now! Ironically I made the friend when I got caught stealing at walmart! They did not even care, in fact, while talking, the words “fuck walmart” came out right in front of the “CSM”. HAHA

249 brandon { 11.12.09 at 1:11 am }

fuck walmart this weeked im gonna be going and lets say i have some “shopping” to do ill update you all on what i “buy”

250 Leontosy { 11.12.09 at 5:11 pm }

I love this article. I have never before stolen from stores, as I am too pussy to try. Is it really that easy? Or are there Wal-Mart APAs commenting on how easy stealing from wal-mart is so they can catch people?

251 17 year old shoplifter { 11.12.09 at 11:54 pm }

yeah it is that easy im 17 still in high school (12 grade) and its so fuckin easy, i recently got a pack of lighters and sone lithium batterys

252 17 year old shoplifter { 11.12.09 at 11:57 pm }

“Grab a GF { 06.28.09 at 12:04 pm }

To the “17 yr old shoplifter” you are the type who will get rolled. You need to read this whole book of a discussion before you ever dig again. Words of wisdom.”

i had read it all when i posted it stealing is so fucking easy you guys make it sound like hiding a murder body.

253 ChChChChia { 11.13.09 at 2:05 am }

Ahh, you return.

I am surprised you aren’t grounded.

It’s not like that bro, I’ve been caught 2 times and it never took me more than 5 mins to convince them it was harmless.

Hiding a body?

All of us here know stealing from Wal Mart is very simple, and the cost of getting caught is not very high at all.

BUT YOU SOUNDED LIKE A COMPLETE FUCKING MORON.

I’ll be honest, you sound a bit wiser now.

254 ChChChChia { 11.13.09 at 2:12 am }

I hate to do this but I am going to reveal something I have been using for years. Since my last CATCH was a KODAK zi6 HD cam, I have decided to share this method.

Now you’ll understand one reason why when I get caught(not with a zi6), I don’t have problems.

OK HERES THE DEAL(I won’t be adding to the main post because this is for the comment family only).

In the cereal aisle, people do not assume you are stealing, unless you are super fucking suspicious.

SO…(this hurts)….

Bring anything that is about 3-4″ wide, and with cereal boxes, they are already opened on the 4 corners(like other boxes *Cough*, I just prefer the $1.86 cereal because it’s cheap), YOU CAN INSERT ANYTHING, I’ve become so used to it, I put the zi6 in there even.

Picture a cereal box, go grab one…..

Now take your mouse, and use the bottom of the box that isn’t open:

SLIDE YOUR MOUSE INTO THE CEREAL BOX, AND WATCH THE BOX POP BACK INTO PLACE.

You can use your fingers to open up the side a bit, then pop it back into place yourself.

I am now writing a pointless sentence so it looks like this is another worthless comment.

CEREAL IS CHEAP, AND EVEN IF YOU MISS A METAL SEC. PIECE, THEY WILL RUN IT THROUGH THE DEMAG FOR YOU!!!

(Although I always carry a tool now).

Pointless sentence: WAL MART STOLE MY CHILD!

255 ChChChChia { 11.13.09 at 2:13 am }

Once again, iSHOGUN has another project going on, we are always looking for writers, just drop a line here and include your email – OR – drop me a line at – blake.christian aaaat gmail.com!

256 ChChChChia { 11.13.09 at 2:15 am }

Oh, and in case you’re wondering, the zi6 was in the open under the digi frames, and I used a small blade to open(and this was pure fucking luck) the box around the 4 way wire alarm.

THEY TAKE QUITE A TUG BEFORE THEY GO OFF – IF THEY DO.

257 Leontosy { 11.14.09 at 3:27 pm }

If I buy a video game and take it home and mark it in an unnoticeable way, I can return it and walmart will restock it again the next day right? If let’s say I buy a dvd on a shelf, and the sales people de-magnetize the security bar, it would still be de-magnetized when they restock it right?

So if I buy a product, then return it, that item will be restocked. Will they remagnetize the item? Or will they just restock it? If they don’t magnetize the security thing again, couldn’t I just walk in the store and steal that marked item without taking it to the bathroom?

258 Hmmm { 11.14.09 at 10:46 pm }

NO. When restocking video games the elec. dept handles it. They mostly always remag/realarm it, unless they don’t care, which is the case in my Wal mart. You just have to find the right game to steal after you take about ten chances y0u don’t have to by just opening it and taking the cds(and manual if you have nuts).

259 TickTack { 11.15.09 at 2:53 pm }

Just went to walmart a few minutes ago.

Too pussy to take anything. >:(

260 ChChChChia { 11.17.09 at 1:50 am }

Call of duty 4 became a test for me. Still unsecure, any of these fake apas who say they are changing policy based on this site are out of their damn mind, or this hasn’t applied to a SUPERCENTER that makes the most money in our CITY of – Metro 623,724 according to wikipedia.

261 f- wal- mart in the f-ing a-hole { 11.17.09 at 8:19 am }

O.K. here is my style of stealing, I simply buy something small from the automotive department at the cash register at automotive. make sure before you go up there you have some fruit” bannanas apples etc.” because they have no way of ringing these weighted items up back there then buy your small item and the asshole employee will tell you, you cant buy that back here. “the fruit” , So make sure u have your item baged continue shopping throw whatever items you want in the bag and check out at the front if any questions are asked at check out tell them its just something you purchased at automotive and no questions asked actually if they see a walmart bag in your cart at check out they never ask…

262 ChChChChia { 11.17.09 at 4:40 pm }

^^^^This style was added before but I guess those who don’t read all comments don’t deserve the info anyway. Thanks for adding though^^^^

263 Leontosy { 11.17.09 at 8:28 pm }

I can assure you that I read every single comment here. I’m just trying to outweigh the consequences in my mind.

264 President Reagan { 11.17.09 at 9:21 pm }

ok….so today my team had some interesting and kinda scary stuff happen in walmart. I always doubted that what whoever said about walmarts spies being no more was not true! they said that there were no longer lost prevention people on the floor… and that if they were there that they would have an ear piece ond wouldnt have a cart. well today we had a totally obvious run in with this person that id been seen every couple of times at walmart and suspisioned to be a los prevention person. they are dumb! I hate them! but let me put a warning out there… they are smarter than youd like to think!!!! if it hadnt been for the fact that we were working as a team…he would had probably got us. they are evil, and sneaky! believe me, they are out there! watching , like hoow the devil watches in the shadows…waiting to strike when your back is turned to them. be careful! thats all i can say! we are now restratigizing…. you have to out smart them.and remember…once theyr on your tail they remember you, they start to watch you everytime! theres ways ouround them though, i wont say much cuz i know that they see all of this. just think fir yourself! your smart. it helps to go in pairs and to watch eachothers backs… have phones, or blue tooths on. stay in touch… thats how we spoted him today and slipped by him and saved our asses. remember!!!!!!!!!! they can have a cart.. they dont have to be on a phone…. they dont have to have a ear piece…. they can be anybody. dont trust anybody! only trust what you know. good luck! keep it up! we buy nothing! we live for free! compliments of walmart!

265 President Reagan { 11.17.09 at 9:24 pm }

I hope that I dont bore you, My writting is kinda scatered it seems. but i just try to get the info out there that i think people need to know. id hate to see any one of us getting busted, it should never happen! dont be the dip shit that you here getting busted…

266 Sherlock { 11.18.09 at 9:07 pm }

I appreciate this blog. The method that i can contribute are for computer games. It wont be for free tho. The cheap 10$ games usually have slide off cases. slide this case off and put a much more expensive game in.

Stay discreet, work in groups. SALUTE

267 sskohl { 11.22.09 at 1:55 am }

get second reciet it will say dublacate whatever show the door bitch this one he/she/it scribles on it use the orig. 2 grab up another one and get ur bones strait and come up on some free shit from wallmart

268 sskohl { 11.22.09 at 2:01 am }

take stuff from another store and bring it 2 walmart oldschool cuz i no i am :)

269 ineedmoremoney { 11.22.09 at 5:05 pm }

i am having problems with that sticker they give when you do a return.explanation: say i go to wal-mart with nothing(no reciept). i go in with a cart and take a $100.00 comforter off the shelf ,open it up,and disturb it a little.then uder the radar take it to the returns department,but they want me to get the sticker they give you when you come in the front for returns.so i go to the other entrance and simply tell the doorman i need a sticker for a return(without a reciept)and he scans it and prints a sticker.i have made this has work,but i need to perfect my craft.any suggestions?

270 Hi. { 11.24.09 at 1:37 am }

This Wednesday, Thanksgiving (Thursday), and Black Friday will be GREAT times to hit the stores.

The rush of the people getting things at the last minute, and trying to get things cheaper is huge.

You will definitely blend in with the crowds unless you REALLY fucking suck.

271 DPod { 11.25.09 at 7:13 pm }

I tried returning 20 dollars pants that I bought for 8 something without a receipt by swapping the tags. They asked for a valid id.. And I think they typed the shit down. Anyway I just did it for concept. This ID thing new? And I tried looking for like hundred dollar pants like someone above posted…Couldn’t find shit. Like everything is like 20 bucks and lower. And the most expensive fishing rod I found was like 70 bucks. I don’t know… Comments? I need to find something good to steal. Perhaps get some sticker paper, take pictures of cheap item bar codes..print them, and stick them on higher priced items.

272 ESKIMO { 11.25.09 at 7:35 pm }

my basic stratagy is to guy and item, take it to my car, walk in another enterance with the receipt and WM bag in my pocket and take the same item and walk out. however you must make sure the skew numbers match. some of the same items have different skew numbers and WM inventory numbers so be sure the numbers match. return one item for your money back and you have one free item. im sure this has been posted here before but i havent read the whole thread yet.

273 ESKIMO { 11.25.09 at 7:39 pm }

also refering back to my previous post, what items set off the alarms exactly. when i buy one item and come in and take the same item with the receipt sometimes the alarm goes off. its never been a problem because i have a receipt but just wondering.
also can Chia please explain how to get cash back on a gift card? i didnt know WM did that.
i have pretty good experience with stealing from WM and look to contribute more.

274 ESKIMO { 11.25.09 at 7:44 pm }

also some advice, i bought one item and and asked for a gift receipt then went back into the store to steal the same item with the receipt which worked fine, i then returned one item and got my money back and thought i could return the 2nd item i stole with the gift receipt and get a gift card but the lady at the return desk told me that this item had already been returned and i couldnt return it, she then called Loss Prevention and asked me to step aside and wait, i just casually walked out.
my question is this, was my use of the gift receipt what led them to know that the item had previously been returned? or was it the actuall item. both items had the SAME skew number on it. please help. Chia can you please respond? i can elaborate further if need be.

275 President Reagan { 11.26.09 at 5:42 am }

this is to dpod. im a old vetrin at this! if i ever got cought by the police and they new everything id done, including outside of walmart, id be in jail for 20 years. im not a murderer or a pervert or anything like that. but iv done a lot of bad things to not so good people! and iv helped myself to what i wanted. my tacks are covered very well though! nobody could ever fined out anything iv done! the key is to be smart and not push your luck. take your timee at everything and plan alot befor you do anything, to make sure that you dont do something dumb. ok… the real reason i started to type this was to let you know that your totally fine with the ID thing. thats not a bad sign! the do that to alot of people! its totally normal, i think its every time you dont have the receipt that theyl do that, thats what it seems like. iv retuned alot of stuff legally , that i had bought, and they will ask for my id cuz i didnt have the receipt with me. dont worry about it is what im saying! when you need to worry is when they tell you to step aside and make a call! then you turn and walk out like nothing is wrong! remember though… do not run! that is dumb! that will just rais suspision! just walk normaly and get the heck out of there and dont return for atleast two weeks! till they forget your face and arnt watching for you. and youl want to learn from that and be alot more careful with any stuff you do. also……. they do call a manager to returns alot it seems, theyv done that alot with me when i havnt even stolen the item. dont get scared though! its just to aprove the return. u’ll know when youv been busted! listen to what they say when they get on the phone….thhat will tell you if you should be worried. have a nice thanks giving! remember who to thank! not the turky everybody. God your creator! remember what our great nation is all about and and how wev come so far and been so awesome! cuz of our founding fathers! and the god that they believed in and had to help them! remember to get out there to your local walmart today or tomorrow! it will be good stealing time! have fun!

276 ChChChChia { 11.26.09 at 12:59 pm }

Hey, I cannot give exact details on some things, because there are many things that Wally world does not know.

I am watching and many of these people know more then they say about a lot of things.

I am about to write a new article about making a lockpicking set, and this convo is like, a team of people.

How many of you would join a forum if we made one?

Ishogun is also still loooking for writers who know how to write, have good ideas, and have basic blog knowledge, such as seo and using wordpress.

Happy dead turkey day to all of you.

CCCC

277 DPod { 11.26.09 at 4:20 pm }

Thanks for the reply Reagan. Anyway I’m really paranoid and am trying to get a fake California ID lol. Just in case. Anyway I was thinking of using a site like this one http://www.barcodesinc.com/generator/barcode/. You know, just walk in there, find something really expensive, find a cheap counterpart, and take note of the UPC code..write it down or whatever. Estimate the size of the sticker you’ll need to print out then just generate it at home. Walk back in, put the sticker on. Presto! Flash fake ID for return. Maybe get a new ID every month to play it safe. What exactly is a skew number by the way? And does that gift card to gift receipt to cash method still work? Or should I just dump the store credit card things on eBay?

278 DPod { 11.26.09 at 4:22 pm }

Oh another thing. People have mentioned that they can’t say too much or whatever because “waly” or whatever might be watching. Is there a way for us to privately share or discuss these methods without being watched?

279 BLACK-FRIDAY { 11.26.09 at 10:12 pm }

I guess I’m going to get a few of them new ipod touches for black friday. for free. Just walk in there with and adult, in my case my best friends rich aunt, which dgaf about walmart and she buys us vodka and yagermeister everyweekend, have her ask to see like 4 ipod touches, tell them she is checkin out up front cause she needs to go get a jacket or jeans or somethin else.
I’m just gonna take the items, stick them in my carhartt jacket casue its gonna be cold as shit tomorrow, and go take me a piss and get me some ipods,

wally is selling them for 373 brand new so i figure go sell them for 300 a pop somewhere or to kids at school

oh well

good luck to everyone else. this post entertained me for 2 hours tonight!

280 DPod { 11.27.09 at 12:46 pm }

Going to try to place a 30 dollar upc sticker on a 150 dollar item. Wish me luck and good luck to all of you today.

281 DPod { 11.28.09 at 2:32 pm }

Holy shit fails lol. The guy scanned the thing, and it said enter serial code or something. He flips it around and is like. “Wah? *scratches head*” Because the box didn’t have a serial code thing on it. Then he notices that there’s a sticker over the real bar code. At this point I’m like, “Shit balls…fucking shit balls.” Anyway so I got out of there and he called his supervisor over, pointed at the box, and pointed at me walking out of the store lol. Man..Could have had a solid 100 bucks.

282 beastmode { 11.28.09 at 10:39 pm }

i just stole from walmart for my first time thx to this little segment on how to steal from walmart, it boosted my confidence by 300 percent, i stole a 30$ pair of earphones kuz i needed some new ones i was scared before but this article taught me a lot and i look forward to stealing more shit here soon, thx for posting this it realy helps….i was sorta nervous though, they are nice headphones too but next time ill get better shit….stealing is SUPER GREAT!!! YOU GET SHIT!!! FOR FREE!!!

283 DPod { 11.28.09 at 11:02 pm }

not exactly free. there’s always a risk of being caught, and i think that’s the price we all pay each time we decide to steal. of course, sometimes that risk is really low because people that work in walmart are stupid. lol.. anyway i’m very much interested in learning more and perfecting my technique, but i’m not exactly in it for stuff. i just want money (for exchange of stuff..not sold in walmart lol)! i’ve stolen thousands of dollars worth of goods already. but the things i stole were very hard to sell items that i just kept or gave to friends. 2 computers, countless computer games, a video card, some ram. i did this with a simple switcheroo..open the item..replace contents with worthless items that might look similar to the actual product or take valuables, and seal it up again. make it look like it was never opened. the way i did this was with a ton of patience and a good box cutter. anyway..then return it..free stuff. when i found this site my first thought was, “i can make money off this shit?!”

284 beastmode { 11.29.09 at 12:38 am }

i don’t need to steal to sell for money if i can just steal what i want. and i like the risk part when i was cutting the box off in the bathroom i cut my finger and a big deep cut in my leg kus i was so tense and nervous but yeah.. a lil cut is worth 30$ and when i get better a better headset i think ill just sell this one for about 5-10$ or give em to someone else who needs some idk…i think ill try just cutting and ditching the box in a aisle w/no cameras kuz the bathroom is very echo-ey and it made me stress when someone walked in i had to stop cutting and w8 for them to leave kus better safe then sorry i guess……

285 Anonymous { 11.29.09 at 2:32 am }

who ever is giving you your information is far off. every store has an undercover. in fact watch your back. they are always walking around. at the front of the stores there is what appears to be a janitors office, its not its a observance room. they do prosecute for under 10$. a guy stole a candy bar and a soda. and they hauled him away. if your going to steal big make sure it does not have a serial number. they will look at it, if you ever hear 100 called some where thats security. and they do have permission to detain. as for beiing cought in the act, today i cought a lady as she was driving away and on the cameras, next time she comes in they will pick her up like many others it has happened to. as for the food thing, it works. drinks to. all of the black domes have cameras in them, none are fake. so if your going to do tag switching be slick about it. the excuse oh well it was in the 5 dollar bin works really well. the beep beep thing is not really a scare tactic as much an attention getter. i ran loss prevention a short while ago for another company. the bathroom is ok, watch out though its an easy way to corner your self, if they catch you going in with mech and not coming out with it, thats being cought in the act. and watch out for the garden center. there is allways some one lerking there trust me. employees that dont like to work will crash out there for a bit.

286 beastmode { 11.29.09 at 3:09 am }

say my friend hid in an isle that is not surveyed and he waits in that isle with a big rubbermaid tub and i walked around as casual and grabbed some c.d’s and speakers and i met him in the isle. (after he’s been waiting there since he got in the store so the people wont know he’s there?) and cut the cds open ant took the cds out and took the speakers out, but make the cd’s and speaker boxes look untouched and put them back while he walks out with the merch… i’d like some people to comment on that scheme please and tell me if it would work well i wana hear from both sides ( the theives and the security) just so i get a better veiw on how you guys actually work…kuz im seeing a lot of mixed responses and its kinda cofusing considering some people say that cams are fake and some say all of them work…and would it be easier to steal from a mall? kus mall stores are small and walmart is big and has a lot of cameras and employees…and if they catch me and i run and get away do they look my face up on the police computer or what? should i wear aski mask in the winter and is it a good idea to wear a backpack hidden under a coat and fill it up when your out of sight and put it back on under the coat again? security i wana hear u guys’s story of catching people trying to do sneaky shit so i know what not to do.

287 The Planner { 11.29.09 at 12:31 pm }

to beastmode, your friend would be very obvious to ANYONE walking near that aisle (they may not care but at the same time they might say something) and the big container would be suspicious as hell…as for the ski mask and backpack, that’s just asking to be caught, that’s one of the few things that doesnt fit in at wal-mart

288 The Planner { 11.29.09 at 12:34 pm }

just be as calm as possible and plan everything out before you go into the store and if you’re being followed by anyone you dont know just wander around and maybe buy some junk and leave without stealing anything and come back some other time later that day or something

289 havingfun { 11.29.09 at 3:18 pm }

yeah the ski-mask and backpack thing is just begging to be caught. A guy sittin in an isle with a big tub is suspicious as can be. just be slick and wear a hoodie or something. don’t have a bag or anything. maybe one of the small string bags would work cause it is so small and slim you could get some CD’s in it but not a huge bag cause it is suspicious.

290 beastymeat { 11.29.09 at 5:02 pm }

not the mask even if it’s snowing out lol and i wana get some big stuf not just sum c.d’s

291 havingfun { 11.29.09 at 6:31 pm }

what kind of big stuff are you wanting to get?

292 Havingfun { 11.29.09 at 10:43 pm }

And yeah no mask what so ever. Lol

293 ChChChChia { 11.30.09 at 1:21 am }

JACK FRIDAY!!

CCCC came up on 2 DS lites and a new tomtom(I’ll keep a dslite only), a brief explination – On black friday, shit was hectic.

People lined up and basically everything was good to go:

The DS lites, If you’ve been around walmart a bit, you’ll soon notice some fleece throws.

Well, they had hoffible colords, but they were priced $4 a piece, and they also had crock pots for $4.

Anyway, I ended up buying an rc car, a crock pot and 2 of the fleece throws.

Using my handy taped up exacto, while waiting in a frenzy of a line, the ds lites fit perfectly into the fleece throws(they’re rolled up and have a bit of space on the inside.

I had a cereal box and some other food items, but the tomtom was too big for the cereal box so intot he crock pot it went, then to the tape isle to get some retape,

All together on the RC car – pretty bad ass little deal for $19, I spent like $38 for the 2.DS and the new tomtom ($89 on BF, not the “one, which was cheaper).

LOL @ the tub and ski mask, I hope you’re kiddinkg

294 beastymeat { 11.30.09 at 12:12 pm }

new radio, tv, laptop is my christmas list…

295 beastypenis { 11.30.09 at 12:13 pm }

haha my name

296 beastymeat { 11.30.09 at 5:35 pm }

i got another idea.. how about i run into walmart butt ass naked witha ski mask on and start killing people with a boxcutter (and thats the distraction) and my friend steals everything while i am doing that… will that work? i want answers seriousely

297 ChChChChia { 11.30.09 at 6:26 pm }

Stick to the subject bro, let the kids have fun but don’t go overboard.

298 Michael Verdog { 12.01.09 at 1:10 am }

It would be GREAT if someone could shut off the power to the store (The lights, cameras, etc would go off.) while a few other people were stealing tens of thousands of dollars worth of stuff LOL.

299 Anonymous { 12.02.09 at 12:45 am }

wouldnt work. people dont freak out like you would think. and they have shit loads of security lights. and there cameras probably run on back up power. and just to let yall know walmart has a cyber division that studies yall.

300 Ozz { 12.02.09 at 11:15 am }

I want to know if there’s a way for us to give away our personal plans, tips, and strategies, without them leaking to underpaid, no life, walmart employees, that for some unknown reason, give a fuck about their shitty ass job.

301 DPod { 12.03.09 at 1:18 am }

lol and i’d love to be on that receiving end. i’m all out of ideas :(

302 Ideas { 12.03.09 at 2:29 am }

I asked before, if we were to make an underground forum, how many would be interested in joining it? From now on this place will be used as more of a referral to that forum, because, as a writer, I have not put up most of my ideas, but have talked with many on the side. So to the “cyber division”, GOOD LUCK!

303 SomeGuy { 12.03.09 at 4:46 am }

I just steal small items that are worth at least 20 bucks or more then take them to a diff store and return them for store credit and buy what I really want…i dont just do it at walmart either i do it all over, and never been caught…just this weekend I got a wii a movie projector a bunch of nice clothes and some new shoes using this method at various stores…

304 beastymeat { 12.03.09 at 2:31 pm }

oh well i thought my former plan was a good idea atleast :\ i mean, the naked thing would definately be a BIG distraction….ok i’ll be done with that subject, it’s funny how this whole conversation is about stealing specifically from walmart…what is so significant about stealing from walmart out of every other store in the world?

305 beastymeat { 12.03.09 at 2:33 pm }

and also i would join the underground forum but it would have to have a password on it or something…. kus if it doesn’t it would be completely underground now would it?

306 The Planner { 12.03.09 at 8:51 pm }

it’s about walmart because they’re 90%+ a bad corporation and they hire illegals and many other reasons, one of the top reasons is that their workers dont care a lot if you steal, that makes them a good target if you can find the blind spots in the security system

307 President Reagan { 12.04.09 at 6:51 am }

the under grood idea is great! Im in on it. it needs to be secure though. how would we keep out the bad guys? who do you know to trust? how do you even know you can trust me? by the way… IDK who said it, but the thing about turning off the lights. It would work, you just have to cut the power to the generators! cuz yes, they do have generators that turn on by themselves if power is off. but you can disarm the generators! just thought id put that out there.

308 havingfun { 12.04.09 at 10:16 pm }

that whole lights cut off and the generators disabled would be great. lol. im kinda thinkin about that cause I got some crazy ass friends that would run up there with bolt cutters and a damn chainsaw to get a laptop or ps3. but they lockdown the store when the lights go off. it happened in sherman texas last summer. someone hit a power pole and knocked it down and i was locked inside walmart for like 2 hours. it sucked ass and stunk like hell!

309 President Reagan { 12.05.09 at 6:52 am }

GAP has no security. Ok……thats all im going to say for now. good day.

310 beastymeat { 12.05.09 at 12:24 pm }

if someone did happen to cut the power….couldn’t you get out of the fire exit?

311 President Reagan { 12.05.09 at 1:32 pm }

yes! i think thats true….. Somebody needs to try it. stop talking about it and make it happpen! whoever has the craizy friends that will do it! I want to see on this page were it says boys we did it today and it worked! and then all across america we can start to try it….the bravest of us. obama is a piece of fuck! His ass is sick and hairy! that dumb nigger has america licking his curved, black, hairy, slimy, moldy, infected penis. that pile of shit is not going to live much longer I hope!

312 ESKIMO { 12.05.09 at 1:37 pm }

hey everybody… im a fucker. I hate obama too.I’d like to have sex with him.

313 DPod { 12.05.09 at 1:42 pm }

Shut up eskimo! this is about walmart here. we dont need to know that you want to fuck our president, hes not as bad as you make him out to be any ways, he has a hot wife! I’d like to do her! but tthats besides the point. walmart is our enemy, stay focused, if you dont say stuff that means anything we arnt going to read it. have a good day ass hole!

314 big wiener! { 12.05.09 at 1:45 pm }

you guys are both dumb! quit messing around with this! I stol from walmart today! it was fun! I got a tv. I work there, its easy if you work there.I do it all the time!

315 APA WAL-MART { 12.05.09 at 1:53 pm }

Hey everybody, Im just checking in on you all. Iv cought alot of you latly. you better be careful or you will be next. you are getting away with alot! i wont lie about it…. you guys are smart. well Im back in the bathroom masterbating and fingering my ass and sucking my wiener you guys seem to take advantage of my weakness and get out with alot, but I am trying to stop. when I do you’ll be sorry.

316 beastymeat { 12.05.09 at 3:56 pm }

hmmmm…. ok this conversation isn’t getting anywhere…….

317 DPod { 12.05.09 at 7:08 pm }

is someone seriously impersonating me? seriously wtf..

“Shut up eskimo! this is about walmart here. we dont need to know that you want to fuck our president, hes not as bad as you make him out to be any ways, he has a hot wife! I’d like to do her! but tthats besides the point. walmart is our enemy, stay focused, if you dont say stuff that means anything we arnt going to read it. have a good day ass hole!”

first of all i don’t capitalize anything. just how i type. plus i know that there isn’t a space between the s and h in the word asshole.

and i hate obama. i’m no racist. he’s a very smart asshole, and he knows exactly what he’s doing. he works for wall street and all the special interests. just look at his staff. most of them are major lobbyists or economic asshole advisers that got us into this mess. on top of that i think his wife is nasty, or maybe i just don’t have a taste for black women.

hate him for what he did, is doing etc.. don’t hate him for being black. just puts us logical obama haters in a bad spot.

318 DPod { 12.05.09 at 7:13 pm }

dpod – we will get to that.

319 ChChChChia { 12.05.09 at 7:27 pm }

Ok, the forum – and ways to keep “apas” off are int he works.

Keep posted here, and for those who CAN, and if you’d like to be a bigger part of making this new forum(which may get huge who knows), donations will be accepted as INITIAL INVESTMENTS(contracts and all) – to donate:

You can email me @ blake.christian[[[[at]]]]gmail.com – or, you can DONATE to Paypal – blake.christian[[[[at]]]]gmail.com and put DONATION – WM with correct email only for further info(working on a sponsor, we will all reap the benefits!).

320 ChChChChia { 12.05.09 at 7:29 pm }

For those who do donate, a contract will be written and emailed with what % of the company(we will LLC it)/site/hosting/design time you’ve paid for, you will also be MODERATORS and own a piece of the adsense revenue. Much more, but you could consider it a serious investment.

321 ChChChChia { 12.05.09 at 7:31 pm }

For all others – while you wait, visit one of the “sponsors” above, and that will be donation enough for now(you won’t be a % holder).

The forum won’t just be WM – but a huge part will be – and we will screen all, those who get in on it will work together to figure out all of these methods.

322 beastymeat { 12.05.09 at 8:11 pm }

i’m 14 i don’t think i’m going to invest in anything anytime soon….especially in a website that takes donations for implementing people to steal from walmart….is that even legal?
I would talk to a lawyer or something before starting a website like that if i were you…but it is a good idea somewhat

323 ChChChChia { 12.05.09 at 8:24 pm }

How do you think scam.com and many others started? It’s more about the community, and I see a LARGE community ahead, from CEOS who want help with loss prevention to the bands of brothers out there who just need an edge up. Trust me, the foundation is there, I have the key, we just need to push the door together(I’m pitching in person to others as well, so, it won’t be long at all, up in maybe a MONTH at the VERY most)

324 ChChChChia { 12.05.09 at 8:25 pm }

By the way beasty, I can tell from your posts you’re underage and this not PERSONAL to you – so if you cannot donate, there’s no need to respond. Makes sense right? Life lessons being taught here.

325 Lmfao { 12.06.09 at 9:07 am }
326 beastymeat { 12.06.09 at 8:26 pm }

anyone who works at walmart can u tell me what “bbl” or “bbr” means on the intercom? cuz i was buying something at register19 and they were like “please send bbl to register 19″ so i walked down to register6 and bought something and went to the bathroom….it freaked me a little i just wanna know what that means.

327 DPod { 12.07.09 at 5:58 am }

interesting..i’ll think about donating when and if this gets started a little. would like to give from some stolen walmart money if i could get some lol..

328 ChChChChia { 12.08.09 at 12:54 am }

I need webmasters, badly. If you have time and want a ground floor position, and you can write and know CEO, there’s money to be made. I can teach a little but I need someone semi knowledgable. That is all.

329 ChChChChia { 12.08.09 at 12:55 am }

Or not.

The black friday gaffled DS has now vamoosed for $90.

330 DPod { 12.09.09 at 7:47 pm }

i don’t know much about that, but i have a shit ton of free time because of break. i’d be more than happy to help, and i’m sure i can just google whatever i don’t know how to do.

331 Email { 12.09.09 at 8:22 pm }

Dpod, e m a i l m e.

332 Side Note { 12.09.09 at 8:24 pm }

A big.ass.project is about to come together.

The crazy thing is, this post started it all.

Those who have been around here and behind the scenes are all welcome to be involved on the INSIDE.

Keep up the good “work” yall, especially you apas.

333 lily smith { 12.09.09 at 11:44 pm }

ok so for all the ppl trying to get a good bit of money. here is a good ass way to do it.me and my best friend go in to wal mart and where the games are there not behind glass but they are inside a case that has a beeper in it, and this is wat u do,i go in and while my friend is puting games in her purse i am gonna and buying something with a beeper in it that is cheap,then after she is done steeling the games we both walk out at the same time,and when the beepers go of i stop and she the worker my receipt and while my friend keeps going and goes out to the car then we go to any place that talkes games and return them for cash,and for how to get them fucking game cases open all u have to do is wedge a butter knife in crack and pry it open but dont keep taking new games in to the store cuz they might catch on so be careful but it works

334 Joey Smith(Liliys Older Brother) { 12.10.09 at 1:14 am }

Lily, You got my butterknife you little whore.

335 LOL { 12.10.09 at 1:16 am }

You obviously didn’t read at all.

YOU NEED HELP LILY.

Pry them open with a fucking butter knife?

If you’re just young and trying to help then I’m sorry but you sound about as stupid as anyone can. Never steal again in your life.

336 LOL { 12.10.09 at 1:17 am }

LOL @
“Throwing games in her purse”
and also
Why the fuck would you open them if you’re getting cash for them?

Two people here(there’s only me and my girl) think you’re full of shit.

337 Ghost of Christmas Future { 12.10.09 at 8:24 pm }

i used the cereal trick today, thanks ccccchia.

i got a xbox wireless mod(razor trick too).

then, since it was so easy i went back and got like 6 of those 19.99 games for the hell of it.

wallworld gets smarter daily!

338 money { 12.10.09 at 11:54 pm }

i made like 35000 dollars stealing from walmart in one year and i spent every dollar of it on heroin and its great

339 WalMart Founder { 12.13.09 at 12:58 pm }

Now that I heard form all of you, I will now begin to take some chopsticks and stick them up my ass. I am a HORRIBLE person for founding this stupid retarded fucktard company, and you should steal from me more often. Hell, I stole a 140 dollar fishing pole from my own store just like you guys, and I stuck it up my ass so hard that my wife was cumming from it.

340 WALMART THIEF { 12.13.09 at 2:38 pm }

ok so all you guys are small time. So i have probably stole millions from walmart. heres what i did before i got even smarter. i would park close to the store and walk out with something very expensive. return it the next day for a gift card. well sounds risky but really LP are walking around the store and i take about thirty seconds. LP cant touch my car especially me with the doors locked. LP dont like me when i wait for them, crack my window, and say get a new job. run out a side entrance fuck the alarm LP wont make it. zoom zoom. take surround sound systems 300 to 400 every time except now ur limited to 3 returns without a recepit. you really cant make a living off that. thats why i got smarter. see this next method is only for the ballsiest. so heres the story i was searching through the goodwill bins and i found a walmart shirt. well i now use that walmart shirt to every so often join freight crew. i go out a back door with a buggy full or if the door is large enough a pallet full. takes a stron risk ta

341 havingfun { 12.13.09 at 2:56 pm }

Lol. this website is amazing and teaches me so much

342 Don't Worry about my name { 12.14.09 at 3:51 am }

This is how i do it. Go in there with some papers stapled together so that it looks like a resume. Just print something off of a library computer. Never use your own cause if you just so happen to drop those papers, cops can track down your IP address. But any way, go in WM with those papers and dress well. The employees will assume that your there for an interview and won’t pay attention to you. Then get the item(s) that you wanna steal. go into the food section, like the frozen food aisle. Open the freezer and take off any security strips or bars. Make sure that you have got your hands in the freezer as if you were looking for something. When you got the strips off the item, grab some food and hide the item behind the food. Use something big like a pizza. Then walk up the aisle like your looking for something. When the coast is clear, put the item in your waste band. Then all you gotta do is go put the food back in the freezer.

343 Malice n' Wondermart { 12.14.09 at 8:46 pm }

I was wondering if I got caught shoplifting in one Wal-Mart if they will send word to watch out for me to the other Wal-Marts in the general area.

Also, one of my friends was stopped as he was suspected of shoplifting. He was, but wasn’t caught, just stopped at the door. Will they send word of that to other wally worlds in the area?

344 screw walmart over { 12.18.09 at 9:56 pm }

Hi guys Ive been stealing from walmart since I was 14 now Im 24. Here is one of the simplest ways to steal hundreds of dollars of shit every week. Get what you want make sure there are no security tags or if there are remove them. Get some larger cheap shit like food items bags of chips anything you can lay on top of your stuff your stealing. And stick bigger stuff you are stealing on the bottom of the cart. Use the self checkout buy the cheap shit usualy $5 to $15 worth of stuff lay it on top of all the stuff you are stealing and just walk out and they don’t even pay attention to the bottom of the cart and they don’t see the stuff covered up. Works every time. I do this weekly. I haven’t tried the fishing pole trick but im going to soon to buy gas at there gas stations lol FREE GAS! They take the gift cards at those walmart gas stations usualy called Murphy’s USA. So easy no more worries about gas prices. Or just buy whatever you want. See ya

345 pallenberg { 12.20.09 at 11:43 pm }

“Anonymous { 11.29.09 at 2:32 am } who ever is giving you your information is far off. every store has an undercover. in fact watch your back. they are always walking around. at the front of the stores there is what appears to be a janitors office, its not its a observance room. they do prosecute for under 10$. a guy stole a candy bar and a soda. and they hauled him away. if your going to steal big make sure it does not have a serial number. they will look at it, if you ever hear 100 called some where thats security. and they do have permission to detain. as for beiing cought in the act, today i cought a lady as she was driving away and on the cameras, next time she comes in they will pick her up like many others it has happened to. as for the food thing, it works. drinks to. all of the black domes have cameras in them, none are fake. so if your going to do tag switching be slick about it. the excuse oh well it was in the 5 dollar bin works really well. the beep beep thing is not really a scare tactic as much an attention getter. i ran loss prevention a short while ago for another company. the bathroom is ok, watch out though its an easy way to corner your self, if they catch you going in with mech and not coming out with it, thats being cought in the act. and watch out for the garden center. there is allways some one lerking there trust me. employees that dont like to work will crash out there for a bit.”

So many misspelled words. Boggles the mind, really. How on earth did you even fill out the job application? Jeez. The criteria to work in Loss Prevention seems to get lower every year.

346 lmfao { 12.21.09 at 7:02 am }

He’s loss prevention, and I’m always honest.

347 WAL MART { 12.21.09 at 7:02 am }

HAS THE WORST SECURITY IN HISTORY.

348 Needs a new TV { 12.21.09 at 2:28 pm }

Often take games that are not behind the glass. Walk stealthily to the bathroom making sure I’m not followed. PS3 games fit perfectly in my coat pocket (still in the case) so I can walk into the bathroom without looking like I’m taking anything in with me. I go in a stall, open the package with a pocket knife (when no one else is in there), take out the disk and toss the packaging in the trashcan of the bathroom on the way out.

Today, I’m going to try something more risky. There’s a huge walmart the next town over with hundreds of people walking in and out since it’s the week of christmas. I’m going to put a TV on the bottom of my cart, pay for a bunch of little stuff at the self check-out, and walk out the door with the rest of the crowd. The beeper will go off, but whatever, just keep walking, you’re in a group and they usually never care. There’s no one at the door to this place checking receipts, but if someone does come over and confront me I’ll act like an absent-minded fool saying I can’t believe I forgot to pay for the TV because it was on the bottom of my cart. I’ll pay for it and then return it and try again in a few weeks. Be patient, and the LCD will be yours eventually.

349 j { 12.22.09 at 6:45 am }

i steal from walmart all the time its so easy ive stolen car amps make up cds dvds computers clothes nowthaT ITS WINTER I CUT TWO HOLE INSIDE OF MY BUBBLE JACKET AS I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY HAND I TURN AND SLIP IT IN REAL QUICK

350 pallenberg { 12.23.09 at 9:07 pm }

I wonder how much loss prevention employees get paid. Can’t be more than $10 an hour, as judging by the numerous misspelled posts they make on this forum, they’re barely-functional retards.
It’s comical to see how gung-ho they are about “protecting” Walmart, and how they abuse the “authority” they have because you know they have none outside of Walmart.
Just remember that you (yes, you retards in Loss Prevention) are as disposable as any other Walmart employee.

351 screw walmart over { 12.24.09 at 12:58 am }

I also used to work at walmart and was stealing there before I got hired hell I even got caught stealing some small shit when I was 14 and was told that I was never allowed to come in any walmart store again! LMFAO! They fucking hired me fours years later. Anyway while I worked there I learned their weeknesses. All of you are right LPAs are dumb fucks. They only make maybe 28000 a year and that’s before taxes and insurance and shit. Walmart is also corrupt in many different ways. They let their employees date each other and even public displays of affection. When I worked there a couple now husband and wife actualy got caught having oral sex in the back. The woman was giving the guy fucking head. And they both still work there. I think they have been there like 10 fucking years. Losers. Tells you how good the company is. They will keep them but fire good honest people for being 5 minutes late. I quit by the way. I’m glad I got out of that place I now make 45000 a year and that’s after the taxes are taking out. Fuck u LPAs. Lol. Anyways I wanted to brag about my latest boost. I got 22 inch hdtv out just by sticking it under the cart. Returned it at a different walmart. They put my money one a gift card and even gave me the taxes on it as if I actually paid for it. It was like a $250 tv and got a extra $20 on top of it. I now have gas and food for a month thanks wally world. Will post more boosts later thanks.

352 screw walmart over { 12.25.09 at 11:12 pm }

To the person stated needs a new T.v. Hey if you stick the T.v. under the cart and walk out with i the alarm WILL NOT go off. Trust me. I have done it a couple of different times and work every time at least with smaller T.V. s. I just walk out the door. Easiest thing in the world. Heres the tricky part you will need to return it the very next day if you want to cash it out and say it was a gift for Christmas, birthday whatever because they will scan the serial number or s/n reads on the box. And it won’t show up in the system as sold that way they won’t put it in the system as missing if you do it with in 24 hours. Have them put it on a gift card. Since you don’t have a receipt they won’t give you cash. Just friendly advice. Good Luck!

353 won't say { 12.27.09 at 7:30 am }

so,i’m a 15 yr old grl…everytime i go to WM i steal some makeup & candy and other crap..lol.most of the time i take books…i mean thier books aren’t that good for 9.99 anywho i’d rather buy stuff from Barnes&Nobles
i have a question-everyone’s saying that the barcodes don’t set any alarm/is that true?!?!
when i take the books i keep the barcodes on & just pull off those WM white prices things or whatever you wanna call it.
i think i’ve stolen about 100-200 bucks of items before.
lmao.
but sometime in march,i wanted the Twilight DVD so i took one into the ladies room (i carry a purse all the time so i just slip it there) & i unwraped it but i think i forgot to take off one the alarm setters and when i got back to my mom & sis were about to leave so i threw my bag in the buggie & rolled it out,then the alarm beeped the old man/lady (forgot which one..) asked us to come back in & she checked the receipt & asked if we bought any CD’s/DVDs/GAMES…etc & my mom said no & we kept walking.
that was the very time i stole something from there…i’ve haven’t gotten caught i really hope i don’t in the near future.
but what i really want is an iPod…
but i’m kinda scared to that,if i ever got caught…well lets just say i HOPE that day never comes!

354 won't say { 12.27.09 at 7:33 am }

i’ve taken PLENTY of necklaces & stuff…but lately i’ve gone cold turkey,hence i haven’t gone our local WM in foreverrrr.
but i plan on going to ‘buy’ some jewerly

355 screw walmart over { 12.27.09 at 9:56 pm }

Hey fellow Screw overs lol. Anyways once again went to my favorite place, Wally world, again. Did something a little different and WON’T probably try this again. I decided to try to take a Portable hard drive and ps3 controller and a blu-ray player. I bought a bunch of small shit at the self check out. Paid for them, put my bag on top of the hard drive and ps3 controller. The blu-ray player was on the bottom of the cart. Was walking out like normal. The damn detector went off and the greeter( a old lady) walked up and immeadietly grabbed the blu-ray player underneath the cart. I told her that I had no idea that was underneath there and she asked if I wanted to buy it and said hell no I didn’t even know it was there and she let me go. No other questions asked so I just walked out with other shit dumb ass wal-mart employee. But heres the thing I know for a fact they don’t put alarm tags on the blu-ray players because Ive taking them before. So Im thinking to my self one of the other things in my cart that I took must of rang off. When I got home I looked inside the portable hard drive and sure enough those assholes put a tag inside of it. There was no tag in or on the ps3 controller and I’m talking about the $50 ones made by Sony. So now I know they put tags in those hard drives. So remember if you try to boost one of these be fare warned they have tags in them and you better either pule it out or have another plan. As always good luck and DON’T GET CAUGHT!

356 Anonymous { 12.31.09 at 9:38 am }

dont be afraid check around see if any ones around the bathroom (if so make a distraction). BUT i cant stress this enough if yor going to walmart bring a very very sharp and small cutting utensil. The reason being almost all that shits in clamshell packaging

357 Screwed Mind { 01.01.10 at 2:14 am }

I have been stealing for years. Never gotten into the big shit yet but i have probably stolen over 10,000 worth of stuff from walmart. Fuck Walmart All they do is run other businesses outta business. I hate walmart. Stealing is not a hard thing to do as long as you act normal and dont draw alot of attention to yourselves. HAPPY “BUYING”

358 pallenberg { 01.01.10 at 7:52 pm }

Our Walmart recently started carrying Bumble & Bumble hair products, which are fairly expensive – $25 per small bottle. Very easy to steal; and since they are so small, you can fit five or six easily into a decent-sized purse. You don’t want to carry a large purse because you will make yourself a target that way. Just a little advice. I hear, however, that stores are going to start using some new sensor tags and such, so get while the gettin’s good, girls.

359 Shit★Mart { 01.03.10 at 12:17 am }

i wiped out their whole shelf of 4gb psp memory cards, after that the dumbasses finally locked em up lol, now im moving in on bigger expensive items

360 Shit★Mart { 01.03.10 at 1:04 am }

i want to steal watches from my walmart, anyone got any tips??

361 DPod { 01.05.10 at 4:24 am }

this is getting pretty dull. what’s the status on that “new project” or whatever where we can openly share ideas..

362 Walmart customer { 01.05.10 at 8:09 pm }

I once went to walmart with my girlfriend to steal, we stole some condoms and went to go fuck in the automotive isle

363 wow { 01.07.10 at 10:25 am }

bravo to hill-billie joe above

364 that kid { 01.07.10 at 7:20 pm }

Why are you coming up with these elaborate schemes? I thought we had pre-established the cardinal rule to be fast and effective. Often, the most simple ways are those overlooked by authorities. Now, to somewhat contradict myself:

I have been reading this post for a while now. It’s very entertaining. I thought of a new way that MAY work. (not field-tested) So you and your boy (girl) go to WM together. (WITH CELL PHONES) go in seperate entrances. DO NOT TALK TO EACH OTHER, OR EVEN MAKE CONTACT. Your confidant will be meandering WITH a shopping cart. You will go to whatever you want. E.G. a DVD. Grab 2 of them. Not necc’ two of the same, just what ever. and walk around looking at things. Discreetly(use your method of choice) open. Take the DVD to lets say aisle 12 and leave it in a particular place. Txt your friend the exact location (behing the 3rd box or u know) MAKE SURE that you are not anywhere near that aisle when they go to pick it up. Rinse, Repeat. The theory I have behind this.. and feel free to apply this theory to your own techniques… is that if the camera is following one person, they will be concentrated on them. While the 2nd is picking up the merchandise. This is why discreetly grabbing two is KEY. They will see you leave aisle 12 with DVD in hand. They MAY follow you if they are really anal, but the jokes on them, your boys is walking out of the store with the loot.

365 that kid { 01.07.10 at 7:36 pm }

Every(legal) person in this country has the constitutional right to “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness” (propstoWillSmith) In the near future, it will be almost impossbile for the average American to make anything out of their lives. With huge corporations crushing every opportunity for advancement of non-subsidized companies: How will the “American Dream” ever become a realization? Stealing IS a crime. Stealing IS (if u GAF) against God’s commandments; however, there are many crimes that go un-punished just because the perp is a multi-million dollar company. Wal-Mart should let the whole “world domination” thing go and just worry about taking care of the needs of the consumer. This is, after all, why business exists.

366 just stole last night { 01.13.10 at 11:27 am }

mmkay. Just a heads up. Me and a friend went into walmart last night. saw the 100 dollar xbox hardrives not in a case but on one f the locking racks. Being clever and full of tools we took scissors and cut it off the rack. Proceeded to take 4 60gb harddrives and six wireless adapters also for xbox. went to the baby isle. And went to town. Got out. And in my town there’s a store that buys everything xbox related. We got 50$ a piece for the harddrives and 45 ea for the adapters.

367 ReneeLouvier { 01.14.10 at 3:05 am }

Just jacked Broadway “Deceptions” false nails, Sally Hansen HD green nail polish, “The Biggest Loser” DS game, “Carnival Golf” Wii game, chapstick, and pen refills.

I was wondering, does anyone know the absolute BEST way for removing those “spider” alarm systems without purchasing a “key”? I truely am poor (barely subsisting on $800 per month, including $250 in Food Stamps. Also I’m married.)

Our wedding anniversry is coming up and I wanna get my hubby some Wiipoints cards, an Xbox wireless adapter, and Windows 7.

Best and easiest way to jank them?

368 My Ass Is Grass { 01.15.10 at 3:04 am }

My ass is the size of two basketballs.

369 My Ass Is Grass { 01.15.10 at 3:05 am }

one more thing, FUCK MANIDOO.COM!

FUCK EM HARD!

370 simple { 01.18.10 at 8:08 pm }

i was told u can only return a item less then $50 without a reciept.(just stick stuff in ur pockets or in ur pants that dont go off its that easy)

371 Tagger { 01.20.10 at 5:19 pm }

I want to get some paintball guns and I’m wondering, due to time issues, if there are security devices in the paintball gun packages? I want to do it quick and would like to just stick it in my big ass backpack and walk out package and all. Can someone help me out?
Also a tip for some people- alot of walmart employees are young kids like 16 through early twenties… they steal too, if they see someone walking out the the store with a big backpack they know what you’re doing but probly won’t stop you.

372 MegaCock { 01.21.10 at 2:36 am }

I worked for Wal-Mart and they fucked me over by treating me like a piece of shit. I will get my revenge!

FUCK WAL-MART

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373 Seasoned Theif { 01.23.10 at 6:44 pm }

I haven’t stolen many things to note, and have a few things on my mind as how to go about stealing what I need. I stole something from a Target before, being my first REAL time, and was completely paranoid, and walked around in circles like a dumb shit, palms sweaty, and decided, “Fuck it,” in the pants isle, ripped open the box, and took the contents leaving the remnants there like a smart ass. After hearing about what Target’s security has in store for shoplifters, I’m not going to fuck with them again. So I turn to Walmart. I know their security sucks there due to their very convenient “No charges are pressed for any seniors or minors (over 65 or under 18) caught shop lifting” policy. And that back whenever I was a young, dumb founded asshole, I stood in at an advertised item shelf. You know, the ones that have those big signs over em’, but this one was in the middle of an ass ton of isles, and an intersection to a main walkway. I stood there, opened THREE boxes, and stuffed the thing i wanted into my pockets, closed the box, and left it there for some poor asshole to buy, and rage over. That was a few years ago, but now stealing seems to be a lot easier with the said, “Slight of hand” which I don’t think I have. But yeah, practice does make perfect eh? My point here is, Walmart security sucks, and I’m too paranoid when I steal, and how I should really go about stealing petty objects (20$ games, condoms, a knife here and there.) And, if there’s any, what to wear to make yourself look unsuspicious, or what to wear to make stealing easier. I know inner pockets are a must on some occasions, but is there anything else? Or is there anything that you could customize to clothing to add to the stealing breeze. This article is helpful, and has some great methods, keep this shit up.

374 Ben Colbert { 01.24.10 at 9:18 pm }

Visit the Walmart in Chamblee, Ga and i guarantee none of this stuff will work. Every time i go in that store i see at least 3 people going to jail. I don’t know where you live but don’t go to that store, thats right outside of Atlanta

375 StickyF { 01.25.10 at 11:15 pm }

i’ve been stealing from walmart for about a year or 2 now give or take, mainly out of boredom now but for awhile out of need. now ofcourse what i’ve stolen worth bragging about was purely for entertainment. anyone can steal dvds or CDs, food or drink and even shoes or clothes with little problem. but the biggest adreneline rush i ever got was from stealing laptops right out of the case. the story i’ll tell you is one of my favs.

this was the second laptop i’ve stolen (of 4 laptops) and it was again like the first purely on impulse, i was walking by the laptop isle and decided to go down it and like the last time i did one of the cases was unlocked, so i went grabbed me a buggy, went around the store for another 15 mins or so so i didnt look to suspicious, finally made my way back to the laptop isle and lo and behold case still open, so i make a show of looking of laptops while i open the case and pulled one out, facing away from the camera i stuck it in my basket, took my coat off and covered it, now the important part of this is to know an area not covered by cameras and not heavily populated, once there i simply took it out of the box, cords discs and everything and back under my coat they go, hide the box somewhere under a case. now if your lucky no one will stop you, if not like in my case and say the store manager stops you and looks suspicious simply talk, cut up and joke with her/him and dont act nervous and they’ll never suspect. well after spending about 10 mins talking i told her i needed to check out and get on to work (and as an after thought told her the laptop case was open, not sure if its supposed to be or not just thought i’d let her know, don’t want anyone stealing you know) now don’t just walk out without buying anything pushing a cart, go buy you some food or a few cheap clothes and dont bother with bags just walk out… simple as that, i’ve stolen 4 laptops all of them $800+

376 J. Milado { 01.27.10 at 2:38 pm }

Yeah I just started not too long ago… I started cause of the adrenaline rush, since I thrive on that shit. I live in a town of roughly 10k people and we have the only walmart in 45 miles so everyone from around my town has to go to our walmart cause those fuck sticks run every other buisness to the ground. We had a normal walmart but like 5 years ago we “upgraded” to the super center.
But back to the point, I’m just a 16 year old boy looking for fun, and with tight times for my family these days with a single income, we can’t afford too much extra things now, and seeing how much cool shit I can bring home is fun and free. Yesterday I brought home a $50 scope for my gun, and I never looked up any tips on the internet before today so I just ran off instinct(and with being half black you would think I have great stealing instincts lmao). I simply walked to the airsoft isle, grabbed a gun magazine and the scope, put the scope under the magazine, and went to my safe zone, no cams or people. I opened the package and took the item, while pretending to look for something to buy. I slipped the trash I didn’t need under the isle, and walked away like your average shopper. I bought the magazine, so I didn’t look like a retard walking around and just leaving for nothing.
I plan on going back for something, not sure yet, but I doubt it’s gonna be cheap. I adopted the saying “go big or go home” after me and a few friends went around town having a competition on who could jack the most shit. I came in 2nd that night, and my best friend won with about 600 bucks worth, since we go off quality, not quantity.
I was wondering about the inside security cams at wally world, because I’ve heard that most are just an empty waste of money, just there to try and scare you. If that’s the case then I’ll be in heaven! And I was thinking about swiping an iTunes giftcard, but I don’t know if they’ll be able to track it if I use it. Thanks Chia for starting this giant conversation, this has to be the most helpful thing I’ve found!

377 pallenberg { 01.27.10 at 4:13 pm }

I steal from Target every once in a while. Just clothes and candles. Never anything major. But I did read about how great their security is supposed to be. Maybe I just had a few lucky days, and give up Target. My favorite thing to do at Target is switch price tags on clothing since they have such cute clothes now. Unlike Walmart.

378 FK WLL MRT { 01.28.10 at 9:54 pm }

Has anyone thought of trying to act suspicious being followed an jacking a security tag so they will get u an catch u with nothing. O and pocketing things on camera so they c u then ditching the items.

Cha Ching 100000 lawsuit

379 blarblarg { 01.31.10 at 8:10 pm }

haha post 135. the apa guy says that when we steal we take away his bonuses makes me want to steal just that much more. anyone feel the same?

380 Anonymous { 02.02.10 at 8:38 pm }

Policies have changed and ppl go to jail all the time, no matter the age… this needs to be updated hardcore

381 Worth it? { 02.04.10 at 11:05 am }

So the black plastic (I think) security things on the electronics, can u just cut em off or what? I’m lookin into some flatscreens or something and tryna figure my own scheme bit I’ve never worked with those “spider?” things before. Thanks in advance.

382 collin zeng { 02.05.10 at 11:17 pm }

Completely illogically written article.

Stealing is one thing, however attemping to find reason for such a low crime is beyond me. Don’t justify it by claiming mom&pop stores are going out of business. This is AMERICA fools. We Americans have accepted a capitalist system – competition is allowed. What do you want? You want all of us to be communist so that a mom&pop store = walmart? No competition? No progress? WTF?

So just keep on stealing, but don’t be trying to justify it with such a lame excuse.

That’s right, your turning red, you communists. I already know no one gonna make a retort for this coment, especially the blog author :o :P.

Seesh

Collin

383 Anonymous { 02.06.10 at 7:01 pm }

bitch ass motherfuckers all u thievies

384 Anonymous (Fast Fingerin') SON OF A BITCH { 02.08.10 at 9:59 am }

Well, I have a little something to say on this topic. I live in Princeton, WV. We have your typical Walmart. (Pricks, people with disabilities, old people, young people, and the like.) What I want to tell you about these folks is pretty simple. THEY ARE FUCKING STUPID. That’s the reason they’re working for good ol’ Wally World. Because, THEY’RE FUCKING STUPID. One more time. ALMOST EVERY SINGLE SON OF A BITCH THAT WORKS AT WALMART IS A FUCKING MORON. Now that that’s all said and done, let me tell you of my adventures. Myself, and several friends together, have literally stolen thousands of dollars worth of shit from Walmart. Seriously, it is so fucking easy. As for the thrill of getting something for nothing, it’s fucking awesome too. So, I say unto you stupid fucks, “Just try and stop me bitches!” FUCK YOU WALMART!!!!! FUCK YOU LOSS PROTECTION!! You think we can’t fucking tell which people in the store are employees??? It’s fucking simple. LOOK FOR THE DUMBEST MOTHER FUCKERS IN THERE!!! They’re the employees! They don’t have to be wearing fucking uniforms! As for all you fools who work at Walmart, FUCK YOU! You work at Walmart for God’s sake. You’re life is a joke. I’m a college student, and I sure do save a lot of money. (Thanks to you!) :] See you after while Wally Town! Daddy needs a new av cable for his PS3! Oh, and in case I forgot… FUCK YOU WALMART!!! FIGHT THE POWER!!! I don’t know why! BUT, FIGHT IT ANYWAY!

385 Only My needs matter { 02.08.10 at 10:13 am }

haha all you walmart fags on here that are getting pissed about ppl stealing from you need to stfu. the only reason youre mad is bc youre not smart enough or are jst too much of a pussy to pull it off successfully as for me, my best friend and I make about 2k a month off of all the walmarts, kmarts, best buy, circuit city, etc… man im rolling in so much money bc of this shit and its not even work to me just the adrenaline rush of knowing how fucking clean i am for being smart enough to not get caught after 2 years. Man im 17 and jst bought a dam new camaro haha i pay double the monthly payments bc i can i go to dallas every weekend and party like theres not fucking worries bc theres not bc im like a fucking drug dealer but smarter i know how to fucking do this and i wont say how i do it bc thats the beauty of it ppl around my area are so fucking retarded or too pussy to try it so me and my bro are the only ones that do it and we rollin big so fuck all you ppl that think its wrong, i know its wrong i jst dnt give a fuck bc im living life how i want to and dnt give a fuck what other ppl say all that matters is my needs no1 elses and to all you inexperienced ppl out there listen to this tip…. DNT BE STUPID! Dnt go to the same dam walmart every weekend, dnt go to it every 2nd weekend w8 a minimum of 3 week a MINIMUM mix it up go to the 4 other walmarts in jst that city im sure you have about 10 within 40 miles of you, then there’s the all the other stores im not gonna tell you my secret bc to be successful and stay successful you dnt give up how you do things i jst say goodluck to all you niggas out there and dnt be a pussy live life how you want to if youre to scared to do nething then youre not living so you might as well be in jail bc ur life must suck be smart ppl and hav some fucking fun

386 Only My needs matter { 02.08.10 at 10:19 am }

you’re a clean ass motherfucker “fast fingerin” i love the way you think and dnt stop what u doing nigga bc i agree w/ everything u fucking saying, i live in texas and i cant even explain how great stealing has made my life once im a college student theres no tellin where i’ll be and for one of u smart ass motherfuckers thats about to say prison FUCK YOU bc i know i wont be im too dam smart and too dam sly for all you motherfuckers try to figure me out you HOES!

387 Only My needs matter { 02.08.10 at 10:28 am }

keep posting niggas but dnt tell ur ideas its nice to have to figure out how to get better it seperates the smart and the dumbasses neways which is what i want
make ppl figure it out for their own ppl shldnt need help if they wanta do something like this

388 MegaCock { 02.08.10 at 8:05 pm }

I accidentally left a can of soup in my basket and got it free. OOPS. I LOVE 80 YEAR OLD CASHIERS! not just because its easy as fuck to take from them (because they cant see) but also I am sexually attracted to them.

389 Smoresys { 02.10.10 at 7:40 pm }

First of all, lols at megacock. Second of all, i know this is a revenge against wal-mart site and not a revenge against target site, but I’ve found a clever way to steal from target. Usually at the front of the store they have small food courts (they probably have this in some wal-marts, but not one near me) so i get a small bag of popcorn and walk around the store looking for stuff to “buy” while eating my popcorn about halfway down. Then i sneakily snatch a certain something from the shelf, and if necessary use one of the techniques above to remove the tag that sets of the alarm, the slip it into the bag of popcorn. Then you should pretend like you are still eating out of your popcorn, while really you are covering your selection with popcorn. After this buy a pack of gum or something and gtfo. I’m young so usually i slip some nice skull candy head phones in there or pretty much anything i desire that will fit.

<3 to all,
Smoresys

390 Clocwork { 02.10.10 at 7:41 pm }

The best place to take shit apart is in the food department. If you’re stealing stuff take it to the food department. My Wal-Mart doesn’t put cameras near the food dept. because it’s a waste of money

391 Gravity { 02.11.10 at 2:00 am }

A lot of the stuff the APAs say is right. They do have at least 2-3 people working cameras during the day, and a few more roaming the floors. Which isn’t much of a force considering the other 50-200 customers in the store, depending on the time of day. The undercovers on the floor are dressed like any other customer. However, according to policy, they most likely won’t walk around with shopping carts, screaming kids, or blabbering on a cell phone. This cuts out probably 90% of your average Wal-Mart customer. They’re going to be the only other person in the “dark corners of the store” pretending to look at impertinent shit. Wal-Marts are big stores, so if you see the same guy (or chick) two or three different times, or if you get the feeling someone is following you, ditch your merch (without them seeing) and buy a pack of gum. But keep in mind that they don’t want to be noticed by you, just as much as you don’t want to be seen by them.

Most of the camera action is focused in the electronics, pharmacy, and heath and beauty departments. If you’re going to take something from these areas, go somewhere else to pocket it. The clothing department is the easiest, but it’s harder to tell if someone is watching you. My favorite is either in the middle of a housewares, pets, or hardware aisle. As for the grocery aisles they work as well, but I can never seem to find an empty aisle when I need one. Make sure you’re not seen by other customers, because some of them are jerks. Another easy one is at a crowded register; the cashier will be too stressed by a long line to notice anything, and the other customers are always too busy yelling at their kids or reading shitty magazines to care.

I’m by no means a “pro”, like everyone else seems to be on here… I’m a seasonal ’shopper’ (Halloween–New Years), due to not being a r-tard. I normally dress in deep-pocket slacks and a plain colored t-shirt or sweater . The slacks serve the same purpose as the baggy ghetto jeans, except for…they’re not faggity ass baggy ghetto jeans. Big skater shoes are key, especially if they’re broken in. Pokemon and Magic cards seem to fit so nicely.

When I make my hits, I’m in the store for five minutes max. the longer you’re fucking around the better chance someone is going to catch on. I personally don’t mess around with electronics, but if you can pull it off…more power to ya. I also wont ditch boxes if I don’t have to, unless I can find a trashcan. If not, I’ll just break it down and stuff it. I’m an ex-employee, and finding the same empty boxes day-after-day causes suspicion. I try not to go over $20-30 per visit, but with 7 (no joke) walmarts in the vicinity and multiple times/day during the holidays, I have plenty to do when I get them holiday blues.

One of my other favorite spots is Barnes and Noble. Flip through the pages to find the sticker which is inserted in about 30-50% of the books, peel the sticker off, and put it in another book. Audio books are easy too if you slip the 10-15 discs out of the case and pocket them. Arts and Craft stores are nice too…There are a lot of expensive supplies that can fit into just one pocket.

392 Do it big { 02.11.10 at 11:14 am }

What a great forum, really looking forward to reading more. As for my own experience, ive been hitting up walmarts for awhile but always for little shit, $30 here or $20 there, whatever. It really is easy if you don’t dress like you live under a bridge in the scary side of town. Apa’s are certainly around but as others said, very identifiable because of the lack of looking like a real shopper. Anyway after reading this I got ballsy and went for the ti-84 plus calculator. Times are tough, I’m a 23 year old ft college student with no job and a lot of debt. Walmart, or just about anywhere doesn’t give a gd if me, you, or anyone else fails to make ends meet, so theres not much remorse. Anyhow I go for this calculator, manage to get it into the bathroom, but lo and behold it’s encased in that super hardass plastic. Scissors didn’t get the job done at all. So I say screw it I really need money. I’m wearin a nice overcoat so I slip the calc in my pants on the backside and let the coat hide it. Then I buy some small things and plan on leaving, only to have that damn sensor sound off like a fire alarm. Lady quickly gets me to the side and investigates my bag which consisted of three items, only to believe that it was dairy creamer that set it off lol. Now that was my biggest boost from a store as sad as it is, but damned if I know where the sensor on the calculator is. Happy five finger discounting everyone

393 Anonymous { 02.12.10 at 4:39 pm }

Another way to get ,CD’s PC games, any small junk is to just stick them down ya pants, Manual, CD, and if your big enough, the case. If you cant, throw the case on the shelf. And if they ask, they won’t even bother to search down there :)
Ya, it’s nasty, but you gotta do shit to get shit`

394 up_yours_wally_world { 02.14.10 at 7:54 pm }

wally world: center of the worlds filth and waste. a collection of ar-tards who couldn’t cut it at community college (3 of 4 fit into this mold).
the idea of stealing from this place is scarier than actually doing it. I mean, look at the greeters at the door. If they aren’t 80 years old then they are disabled. Nothing agisnt these people, but I’m not sure an 80 year old man can chase me down or even really gives a shit about what i do. In fact, he probaby hates walmart too becuase its corporate scum like them that cause older people to have to work in the first place due to their fucked up prices. Im pretty sure if they saved their money from making shitty miley cyrus clothes, they wouldnt have to charge rediclious prices. But thats a bitch out for a later date.
As far as stealing goes.
Go to walmart with some one you know and trust. Have a plan of EVERYTHING you are going to pick out and stick to this list. When you get to walmart, act like you do not know eachother from the moment you park and get out of the car. even go as far as entering the store from seperate areas. each of you picks out all of your items. ONE of you then proceeds to the register and PAYS for everything they picked out and gets a reciept. then they go to their car, load up and then enter the store from the exite opposite of which the last left. they text you and say “im leaving the reciept in (where ever the fuck)”. you then go get that reciept and go to the exite opposite of which your friend had left with their purchases. Reciept in hand, you leave. Sometimes the beepers go off and sometimes they are just for show and don’t even work. if they do go off, you stop and with a confused look turn towards the greeter with your reciept. they look at the reciept and your items all matches up. they assume the dumbass machines are broken and let you on your merry way.
IMPORTANT- when you get to the car, seperate the iteams that were actually bought from the ones which were stolen. the next day, you go back and return the items that were actually bought since you have the reciept and legally bought them any way. You get your crap and your money and those dumb walmart fucks are none the wiser.
You might be thinking that its going to look weird leaving the store when youre not exiting from the cashier lines.
1. I’ve NEVER been questioned about this. like i said, smarts isnt a walmart requirement.
2. if youre nervous or worried about it, wait until the greeter isnt looking to walk over.
3. if they do say something, you respond with “yea, you know how it is. i remembered at the last minute the video game(cd, movie, whatever) that i had to pick up for a friend, and they didnt even have it. just my luck” they giggle at the thought they are on the same level as your average human being and yet again you carry on your merry litte way.

make a policy to stop this you walmart fucks.

Side note- whoever wrote the note as “WALMART FOUNDER” .. you’re my hero.

395 yupp { 02.16.10 at 7:58 pm }

here’s the thing. i steal from walmart with many different tactics. and if a security guard or something stops me, i beat there ass. bitch and i’m gone before the cops come. fuck you all.

fuck walmart. fuck you.

fuck everyone.

396 huh { 02.18.10 at 9:10 am }

im just curious, does anyone know how to open the little plastic alarmed cases they keep the games in? im sure its magneticly done, and i have some strong magnets but they dont work, good thing i have some stronger ones in the mail :). but anyway. can you take off the spider on say an external harddrive if you needed to with a really strong magnet? or do you need to demagnitize it?

397 fuckwally { 02.21.10 at 9:44 pm }

anyone from around the medina, OH area? I want to start stealing but I am a bit afraid and was wondering if I could get some pointers from a veteran before I start myself. Don’t want to get caught, ya know :-P

398 Lollarrrr { 02.25.10 at 10:01 am }

anybody know any tricks/tips for stealing spray paint from walmart?

hook it up!

399 Anonymous { 02.28.10 at 1:15 pm }

put cans of spray paint in your pants/coat/whatever, walk out? not that difficult.

400 Anonymous { 03.02.10 at 1:33 am }

My friend is planning on going to a walmart far away from where he lives and he wants to take a backpack with him and just load it up with a bunch of stuff and then just run out and have a “get-away” driver. If he does this, is it possible they will put it on the news? What are possible easy ways to get caught doing this? (he doesn’t care if he’s on camera because he’s gonna be at a walmart far away so it’ll be his only time there). What are the risks? Can they tackle, or even “touch” him? What would it take for them to put it in the news (there are NO weapons involved) what are some reasons that this would be a bad idea? COMMENT PLEASE!!

401 reply { 03.02.10 at 10:18 am }

well they would have the video of it and prob would post it on the news. plus they could get ur tag number! i think its a bad idea man!

402 derp { 03.02.10 at 11:05 pm }

Kills me how some of you rant about wal-mart’s stupid employees while typing like some illiterate coked up nigger. but dem dum motherfuckas at wally world u kno!!!

403 Anonymous { 03.04.10 at 1:18 pm }

Ya’ll just dont seem to get it, I work at my local store, and believe me, we have alot more cognizant people than you think, for one I am known for getting up behind people and them not even knowing I am there, I watch like a hawk. An example is on the GM door, I have a clear line of sight all the way to the grocery area near the door, all the way back to electronics, and all the registers on the GM side, so its hard even on a busy day to try to get something past.

As to the folks that steal, Karma is a Bitch.

Go serve in the military and learn some values, it will teach you alot.

404 huh { 03.04.10 at 4:28 pm }

does anyone know where theres a place where they dont keep the ipods or itouchs behind a pane of glass? i can get by magnetic locks, just not glass, i dont know how to lockpick that shit. any help please? :3

405 Jenni { 03.05.10 at 8:21 pm }

I think it’s comical how so many are talking trash on the LP who prevented 28k from leaving the store. Even IF this LP made less than 28k (which I highly doubt) that’s still a whole lot more money made than a two bit twit who get’s kicks out of stealing anything not even close to that dollar amount in one year. The best response I’ve seen on here: “Panhandlers make more money.” That’s true and at least it’s HONEST and far less degrading than petty theft which is only going to come back and bite you in the ass. Sounds like most of these stupid thieves are only minors and have no clue about integrity. As for the adults? I hope you get caught. And if you don’t stop it’s only a matter of time. It might seem fun and safe now, but stealing is addictive, so eventually the cost will get higher and you WILL pay for all the shit in the long run. Greed will be your ultimate demise. I’ve seen it happen to those I used to know. Started out just like all you ignorant brats, and ended up paying back far more than he ever stole.

406 MadMan { 03.07.10 at 8:41 am }

Go to the food isle of any grocery store and pick up a package of Chips Ahoy snack n seal cookies. The package opens up easily and reseals easily. Eat your cookies and then reseal and place the empty package on a shelf anywhere in the store. Free cookies

407 AN AMAZINGLY EASY ONE NO ONE'S MENTIONED { 03.08.10 at 8:43 pm }

LOVE THIS PAGE— SCANNED OVER MOST COMMENTS AND DONT BELIEVE ANYONE HAS THROWN THIS ONE OUT:

-(WOULD NOT WORK FOR ELECTRONICS)
THIS WORKS GREAT AT WALMART AND TARGET TOO WHICH SOMETIMES CN BE TRICKIER…

WALK INTO THE STORE PREPARED TO BUY A COUPLE OF THINGS. I FIND ITS BEST TO JUST USE A HAND BASKET, BUT A CART IS OK TOO.

GET THE ITEMS YOU WANT TO BUY CANDY, CAT FOOD WHATEVER… GET THE ITEM YOU WANT TO STEAL– I HAVE DONE THIS WITH MULTIPLE $100+ COMFORTERS, SHEET SETS CLOTHING ETC—

AS YOU ARE PURCHASING THE SMALL STUFF BE HOLDING THE LARGE ITEM AND IMMEDIATLY LET YOUR CASHIER KNOW THAT YOU BROUGHT THE ITEM IN THE STORE WITH YOU TO CHECK IF THEY HAD ANOTHER COLOR/ SIZE/ OR SIMILAR ITEM TO EXCHANGE IT FOR NUT, ALS THEY DIDNT HAVE WHAT YOU HOPED SO YOUR JUST GONNA KEEP IT/CHECK ANOTHER STORE.

“OH, NO PROBLEM” IS ALWAYS THE RESPONSE I HAVE GOTTEN”.. I MEAN HOW ARE THEY GONNA KNOW— THE CASHIER THAT YOU CHOOSE TO GO TO WOULDNT KNOW WHAT YOU WALKED IN WITH AND IT LOOKS COMPLETLY LEGIMATE TO WHOMEVER IS WATCHING THE CAMERAS AND REGISTERS… THAY CANT HEAR YOUR CONVERSATION AND FURTHERMORE YOUR WALTZING OUT WITH PAID FOR SHOPPING BAGS ALONG WITH YOUR ITEM….. NEVER HAS FAILED ME… KNOCK KNOCK ON WOOD

408 AN AMAZINGLY EASY ONE NO ONE'S MENTIONED { 03.08.10 at 8:49 pm }

THIS LAST IDEA ALSO WORKS BY PLAYING DUMB AT THE REGISTER AND AS YOUR ABOUT TO CHECK OUT SAY, ” I ALSO NEED TO RETURN THIS ITEM” ( THE ITEM YOUR GOING TO TAKE)–

THEY WILL SAY “OHH NO YOU CANT DO RETURNS HERE, YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT TO CUSTOMER SERVICE– BUT I CAN CHECK YOU OUT FIRST , THEN GO DO YOUR RETURN—”

PAY FOR YOUR MISC. SMALL ITEMS, GET YOUR BAGS AND YOUR “RETURN”, AND PROCEED TOWARDS CUSTOMER SERVICE– CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT WANTING TO “RETURN” YOUR ITEM AND WALK RIGHT PAST THEM AND OUT THE STORE— ONCE AGAIN YOU LOOK TOTALLY LEGIMATE WITH YOUR PAID FOR ITEMS AS YOUR GLANCING OVER YOUR RECEIPT UPON YOUR EXIT

409 Nathan { 03.11.10 at 2:06 am }

Alright this is probably a stupid question, but here goes…What stops someone from parking around the block, walking in, taking something, walk casually towards the exit, and when the alarms go off just sprint off. Right through the doors and to your parked car that the cameras can’t see. Wouldn’t that be easier than taking tags off?

410 FBI { 03.12.10 at 5:41 pm }

IP’s succesfully tracked. thiefs will recieve a bill from walmart shortly

411 Anonymous { 03.13.10 at 12:08 am }

^^^^Hahahahahaha^^^^

412 pallenberg { 03.13.10 at 2:46 am }

Jenni, all of these shoplifters have more integrity than our United States Congress.

413 Smiley { 03.16.10 at 12:24 am }

1. The keys that the electronics department at Walmart uses are the same keys that every other electronics department uses. If you manage to get ahold of them at one store, you can use them at another. The locks may be placed differently and the cases that hold iPods and laptops may have extra locks or spider-wire on them.
2. The easiest time to steal isn’t necessarily the busiest…it is at shift changes (around 7 am and 11pm). Everyone is more concerned about going home and are less likely to see you.
3. APA…is a joke. In most stores, they are not on the clock until the afternoon. For some dumb ass reason, there is an assumption that all of the theft happens at night and late afternoon. And like other posters have stated…look for someone wearing a bluetooth device. Also know that they cannot physically stop you…it is against Walmart policy
4. If the Walmart you are stealing from has a fabric department, you can usually steal there because the cameras are off. But your best bet will always be the restrooms.
5. If customer service won’t return something you stole because you don’t have a receipt…ask to speak with a manager and act butthurt. The manager will override the CSA’s refusal because Walmart (for some dumb reason) would rather lose money than lose potential customers.
6. Wearing a blue shirt and khakis makes you less of a target when stealing. If you can make it into the personnel department, they leave out blank badges and sticky letters…usually in a black container. You can get into the personnel department anytime before 9am and after 5 or 6 PM undetected and the doors are not locked. Just make sure to wear the Wally World monkey suit.
7. Some employees actually care about theft. They are rare but they do exist. Thinking that you have to just outwit Loss Prevention and a door greeter is not thinking at all. Sometimes you have employees who watch customers. Keep that in mind.
8. More to come soon…

414 FUCK THE POLICE AND FUCK PROBATION { 03.16.10 at 10:14 am }

“Ya’ll just dont seem to get it, I work at my local store, and believe me, we have alot more cognizant people than you think, for one I am known for getting up behind people and them not even knowing I am there, I watch like a hawk. An example is on the GM door, I have a clear line of sight all the way to the grocery area near the door, all the way back to electronics, and all the registers on the GM side, so its hard even on a busy day to try to get something past.”

damn, you’re badass.

415 iamapirate { 03.17.10 at 11:11 pm }

These methods are not very good, people. I mean no offense by that. I’m simply saying that you can do better. As thieves we must always remain one step ahead in technology and methods. If you don’t you WILL get caught. There are those who steal for fun, and there are those who steal for a living and don’t have day jobs. The real professionals can get caught, sure. But it’s rare. And the profit that we have made FAR outweighs the fines and lawyer fees. I was caught once, given a slap on the wrist fine. The whole ordeal cost me about $2700 bucks. But the people who caught me paid for all of it and more. If the security guys use walkie talkies, then you should have a handheld radio scanner under your jacket with an earpiece in your ear which can be mistaken for a cell phone headset. Pretend to talk on it while you’re in there, it works. You will know if they are on to you before they make their move. If they have cameras, get your hands on a high powered laser pointer. It will cost you $400-$500, but pay for itself in one hour of use. Have a friend blind the camera with it. Regular laser pointers DON”T WORK btw. Learn to pick locks proficiently and carry a small pick set at all times. Practice every day. It will pay off in the end. Dress the part. Look like you have just slightly more money than most of the folks who shop at that store and your career will be easier. And rule number 1: Don’t EVER FOR ANY REASON take anything out the front doors on your person. There are smarter ways of stealing than shoving things down your pants or hiding expensive stuff tapped up in a bag of chips. THINK! They expect people to shove things down their pants. So do the opposite. Make it like a magic trick and leave them wondering how you’re doing it. The methods you use have to be so smooth and so difficult to detect and get evidence of, that even if they know you are stealing, they can’t prove it. I can’t tell you what my methods are exactly, but I have left you clues and told you what equipment you need. You see my partner and I are still in business, and have been for almost 11 years now. And we promised each other never to reveal the unique methods which we invented from scratch by trial and error. Just THINK. Do critical thinking. Never do anything that they would expect you to do. Remember these words. ANY methods which you read on the internet or watched a video of is TOTALLY UNSAFE TO DO. If you’re reading it, it means that they know about it. Which means that they are ready for it. You can’t read how to do this online from someone. It’s hard work and experimentation that gets it done. My partner and I figure that we have spent 5 times as much time planning, inventing strategies, and talking about what we can improve on and what we did wrong in previous occasions than we spent actually getting stuff. When we are old and can’t do it anymore decades from now, we plan on writing a book though all about how it was done but most importantly WHY. I would not steal so much as a pack of gum from a mom and pop drug store. But we have made a living off of certain companies, and for good reason. But to make money you have to spend it. Invest in the proper tools to get the job done and use your head. You’ll be alright.

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