Posts from — September 2008
Clay Aiken Tells the World that he’s GAY – Doesn’t tell why he HAD TO donate sperm.
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Recently, People Magazine put on a huge spectacle of a cover release/over saturated web traffic grabber of an article regarding Clay Aiken’s gayness.
As if the world did not know Aiken was gay, they made it a point to ask the public if they thought the cover was bogus or real, and revealed it at 7am EST on their website.
However, they didn’t reveal the truth behind the donation of the sperm which created the baby that is doomed to have a penis the size of an acorn.
Clay Aiken donated sperm, because, sources say he told a long time “male groupie/fan” that he was worried that if he ever did have sex with a woman, “there would be all kinds of gossip”, about the size of his “hoo hoo”, as he calls it. When the source delved a little bit deeper into the subject, Clay said jokingly, “I’m not even sure I could reach an egg, I’m working with like 2 to 3 inches HARD”. After a long night out, the friend apparently realized the opportunity to see if this was a joke, and snapped a few shots during a sexual encounter he made Clay feel comfortable enough to partake in.
He is now trying to auction the shots off to the highest bidder, however, he is very worried about his safety, as apparently, Clay’s security is through he roof.
September 24, 2008 2 Comments
The Grape Lady – Everyone deserves a GOOD laugh once in a while. Trust me, this is a GOOD laugh.
You must watch the first(chuckle), then follow up with the second(raaaawr).
LAAAWL JUST WAIT! WAIT! STOP! *wipes tear*
As if that wasn’t enough!
HAHA,
With love.
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September 17, 2008 1 Comment
