Clay Aiken Tells the World that he’s GAY – Doesn’t tell why he HAD TO donate sperm.

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Recently, People Magazine put on a huge spectacle of a cover release/over saturated web traffic grabber of an article regarding Clay Aiken’s gayness.

As if the world did not know Aiken was gay, they made it a point to ask the public if they thought the cover was bogus or real, and revealed it at 7am EST on their website.

However, they didn’t reveal the truth behind the donation of the sperm which created the baby that is doomed to have a penis the size of an acorn.

Clay Aiken donated sperm, because, sources say he told a long time “male groupie/fan” that he was worried that if he ever did have sex with a woman, “there would be all kinds of gossip”, about the size of his “hoo hoo”, as he calls it. When the source delved a little bit deeper into the subject, Clay said jokingly, “I’m not even sure I could reach an egg, I’m working with like 2 to 3 inches HARD”. After a long night out, the friend apparently realized the opportunity to see if this was a joke, and snapped a few shots during a sexual encounter he made Clay feel comfortable enough to partake in.

He is now trying to auction the shots off to the highest bidder, however, he is very worried about his safety, as apparently, Clay’s security is through he roof.

The story according to our source:

Clay donated sperm because he’s afraid to reveal his 1.5 inch penis(I’m so sorry Clay).

He has not had sex in Hollywood with man nor woman due to the fact that he never wanted this to be revealed, however, our insider has been a trusted fan/groupie since before Clay even got his Idol break.

“I guess he never realized how IMPORTANT it would be to get a shot of Clay’s “hoo hoo”, until now.” – said another inside source, who knows how close the two are.

Of course, to Clay fans, this is probably a shock to the system, however, without revealing our source, we are sure you will continue to believe Clay is the superdong.

The truth is, Clay Aiken is a Michael Jackson type freak, and will have a horrible life, aside from being pampered and rich. However, it is usually the pampered and rich who end up with the majority of Psychological problems, due to the fact that all they focus on is vanity and image, because MONEY AND REALITY just isn’t an issue.

Penis size, which definitely falls into the vanity category is a HUGE(pun intended) issue at this point of his life.

The last thing Clay needs is a strange gay groupie, running around Hollywood talking about his little “hoo hoo”, while trying to auction off the pictures to the highest(which we know is far too high for us) bidder.

According to our source, the male “groupie” with the shots was forced to give his camera memory cards to security for them to look through before he could get them back. Knowing that something like this would happen, he saved the images to his cameras internal, and while I must say, from what I’ve heard, his security is TIGHT, they aren’t very bright, and he got away with 4 pictures he claims show EVERYTHING.

I can’t tell you how bad I wish I had those, however, what he had to do to get them I don’t know if it is truly worth it in the end.

I feel for you Clay, which is why I will not go on a rampage, but there is a light at the end of the tunnel(don’t kill yourself, listen).

There are many ways to fix this nowadays Clay, surgery and science has come a very, very long way, and I’m sure you will be able to find some sort of Celebrodoc who will keep your secret.

Or you can always get yourself a promise ring, and pretend you won’t have sex until you’re married, then when you’re 60 and your acorn implodes, you can simply say you never found the right man for you.

iSHOGUN.com will have more on this when the shots come out, or when more information is received.